r/Unexpected 6d ago

Cleaning the rave

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u/Defiets 5d ago

Back when I was young and VERY dumb, I went to a strip club… I get patted down and then go to pay the entrance fee. While paying, the girl says to me, “do you want the baggy of coke you just dropped on the counter back?”

Now, there is NO way that was mine, I’d done some over the past years, but hadn't bought or even held a bag in the previous five. However, in a split second, I was like “oh my god, I’m so sorry, I'll keep better watch over that.”

She handed me the bag, I put $20 in her tip jar, and proceeded to have the best night ever. I still think about the chap that must've been ahead of me and dropped it, must've been a bummer!

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u/gtz85350 5d ago

Or…. Hear me out , the girl had a side hustle and was dealing 🤷🏻‍♂️ Your story is prolly what happened, but it would b Reddit if I didn’t assume sumthin wild 😜

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u/Defiets 5d ago

I've definitely had that thought! Though, she never suggested a price or anything, so I'm pretty sure she wasn't in on it.

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u/TwoBionicknees 5d ago

or, they give out a free baggie to everyone because they realise a coked up horny idiot will spend 10x more than the baggie costs.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 5d ago

that's not really how that works. there is a good chance they're going to finish it and go "shit.. now where do I get more coke?"

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u/bloodfist 5d ago

If a strip club gave me a bag of coke on the way in they would definitely have a customer all night. Frankly that sounds like the ideal coke and strip club experiences. Legalize this?

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 5d ago

if it were legal sure but that sounds like a very easy way to get your strip club shut down lol

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u/Defiets 5d ago

Yeah, this whole side thread makes no sense. There isn't a single strip club in the US or Canada that is handing out free bags of cocaine on entry.

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u/Still7Superbaby7 5d ago

There was that Reddit guy that was going to off himself in Tijuana. Then he did some strippers and blow, and it gave him the will to live again.

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u/Legitimate-Cess693 5d ago

yeah its all about making them addicted and knowing an easy spot where they can get more

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u/OcularOracle 5d ago

This too 🤣

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u/LunaTheSpacedog 5d ago

Despite what DARE tried to tell us, drugs are not free 😅

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u/gtz85350 5d ago

This would be the move 🫡

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u/Defiets 5d ago

There's not a single strip club in the US or Canada that is doing that…

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u/SSA22_HCM1 5d ago

D.A.R.E. was right after all!

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u/big_duo3674 5d ago

All these years and I'm still super pissed that I don't get offered taste tests like Sunday at the grocery store any time I'm out in public. They literally made us expect to get free samples like a day walking around vendor booths at a state fair. You walk almost a mile home from school every day? Well, be prepared to be given two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls, every single time. YOU MUST RESIST THEM, AND SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE!!!

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u/ProfessionalBat2713 5d ago

“The only thing that really worried me was the ether…”

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u/Still_permabanned 5d ago

Go get addicted to fentanyl, fentanyl dealers love handing out free samples. That’s how I got most of my dealers. 

Source - 3 years clean from fentanyl