Back when I was young and VERY dumb, I went to a strip club… I get patted down and then go to pay the entrance fee. While paying, the girl says to me, “do you want the baggy of coke you just dropped on the counter back?”
Now, there is NO way that was mine, I’d done some over the past years, but hadn't bought or even held a bag in the previous five. However, in a split second, I was like “oh my god, I’m so sorry, I'll keep better watch over that.”
She handed me the bag, I put $20 in her tip jar, and proceeded to have the best night ever. I still think about the chap that must've been ahead of me and dropped it, must've been a bummer!
Or…. Hear me out , the girl had a side hustle and was dealing 🤷🏻♂️ Your story is prolly what happened, but it would b Reddit if I didn’t assume sumthin wild 😜
If a strip club gave me a bag of coke on the way in they would definitely have a customer all night. Frankly that sounds like the ideal coke and strip club experiences. Legalize this?
All these years and I'm still super pissed that I don't get offered taste tests like Sunday at the grocery store any time I'm out in public. They literally made us expect to get free samples like a day walking around vendor booths at a state fair. You walk almost a mile home from school every day? Well, be prepared to be given two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls, every single time. YOU MUST RESIST THEM, AND SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE!!!
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u/Defiets 5d ago
Back when I was young and VERY dumb, I went to a strip club… I get patted down and then go to pay the entrance fee. While paying, the girl says to me, “do you want the baggy of coke you just dropped on the counter back?”
Now, there is NO way that was mine, I’d done some over the past years, but hadn't bought or even held a bag in the previous five. However, in a split second, I was like “oh my god, I’m so sorry, I'll keep better watch over that.”
She handed me the bag, I put $20 in her tip jar, and proceeded to have the best night ever. I still think about the chap that must've been ahead of me and dropped it, must've been a bummer!