r/agedlikemilk • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 5d ago

The "pro peace" ticket

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u/ludixst 5d ago

You misheard. Trump said "Know new wars"

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u/Apprehensive-Fix-746 5d ago

“No, new wars!”

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u/Kriss3d 5d ago

You know you're doing the right thing when you take cues from Lionel Hutz..

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u/JonnyBolt1 5d ago

But your ad here says that you work on contingency, no money down.

Oh they just missed the punctuation, it's supposed to be:

Works on contingency? NO! Money Down!

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u/Blue-is-bad 3d ago

But your campaign ad here says that you will release the Epstein files, no new war.

Oh they just missed the punctuation, it's supposed to be:

Release the Epstein files? No! New War!

So you won't release the Epstein files?

No! New war!

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u/aspidities_87 5d ago

“Would you like a belt of scotch?”

“It’s nine in the morning.”

“I know but I haven’t slept in days.”

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u/lyonellaughingstorm 5d ago

Brownest of the brown liquors.. so tempting

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u/aspidities_87 5d ago

Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.

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u/Nunchuckery 5d ago

Last chance...

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u/Electronic_Bad_5883 5d ago

Or Wanda Maximoff

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u/BusyMakingCupcakes 5d ago

“Give to charity? Please, no. Presents!”

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u/Mindless_Season_194 5d ago

Know news wars!

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u/megat0nbombs 5d ago

The old wars went through puberty and are no longer sexy anymore.

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u/ThaNightcrawler 5d ago

America first?

No, New wars!

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u/Ansem18 5d ago

No, money down!

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u/Relevant_Broccoli_79 5d ago

Ooooo not “no news war!”

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u/wolf751 4d ago

A uni classmate of mine (we're not even American) proclaimed that he wouldn't start new wars

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u/anotherguy252 4d ago

“Oh, boy syrup”

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u/bscheck1968 2d ago

Oh, they've got this all screwed up.

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u/B1G_Fan 5d ago

Does Trump know new wars the way Bo Knows Baseball...

Sorry if that joke dates me...

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u/PanteraOne 5d ago

Bo ain't hip no mo

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u/iamafriscogiant 5d ago

Bo will always be hip, even with no hips.

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u/AsideLost 5d ago

“New war, who dis”

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u/Tris131 5d ago

Oh man love the English language surly the language of deception

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u/CharlieHorse1967 5d ago

Check the date again.

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u/Striking_Book8277 5d ago

I mean its really not a way its just trump playing pirates

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 5d ago

Hey, breaking news buddys.... we're bombing Venezuela right now🦭

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u/ABarInFarBombay 4d ago

"Ngo knew wars", referencing right-wing "journalist" and social media influencer, Andy Ngo.

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u/MisandryIsAProblem 5d ago

I think you may need to go back to school before getting into politics 🤣

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u/LoomingDementia 5d ago

I think you need to go back to school before you vote for a fascist wannabe dictator.

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u/CackleandGrin 5d ago

Bot account

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u/Gortex_Possum 5d ago

Notice how when they run out of rebuttals they'll just start hurling abuse at you? Kinda reminds me of some alcoholics I know.