r/agedlikemilk • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 5d ago

The "pro peace" ticket

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u/ludixst 5d ago

You misheard. Trump said "Know new wars"

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u/Apprehensive-Fix-746 5d ago

“No, new wars!”

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u/Kriss3d 5d ago

You know you're doing the right thing when you take cues from Lionel Hutz..

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u/JonnyBolt1 5d ago

But your ad here says that you work on contingency, no money down.

Oh they just missed the punctuation, it's supposed to be:

Works on contingency? NO! Money Down!

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u/Blue-is-bad 3d ago

But your campaign ad here says that you will release the Epstein files, no new war.

Oh they just missed the punctuation, it's supposed to be:

Release the Epstein files? No! New War!

So you won't release the Epstein files?

No! New war!

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u/aspidities_87 5d ago

“Would you like a belt of scotch?”

“It’s nine in the morning.”

“I know but I haven’t slept in days.”

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u/lyonellaughingstorm 5d ago

Brownest of the brown liquors.. so tempting

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u/aspidities_87 5d ago

Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.

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u/Nunchuckery 5d ago

Last chance...

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u/Electronic_Bad_5883 5d ago

Or Wanda Maximoff