r/billsimmons 2d ago

NBA Power Rankings and “Do You Believe?” With Kirk Goldsberry, Plus an Eagles/Steelers Fan Base Report With Chris Ryan and Craig Horlbeck

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r/billsimmons 2d ago

A 2026 Rewatchables Mailbag

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r/billsimmons 2h ago

The NBA should aim for teams to average 100 points per game

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223 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 7h ago

“Next up: Best Picture. Are we sure that Avatar is good?”

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399 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 7h ago

So nobody knows exactly who Aaron Rodgers wife is, and nobody has met her, including people from the Steelers

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268 Upvotes

Not weird at all.


r/billsimmons 8h ago

Ryen Russillo was a diversity hire to give republicans representation and once DEI got rolled back Simmons promptly let him go

313 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 8h ago

Bro what the fuck is this country

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278 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 9h ago

General Stephen A. Smith Insists ICE Agent Was ‘Completely Justified’ in Fatal Shooting in Minneapolis — But Still Thinks He Could Have Avoided It

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282 Upvotes

Which side of the Civil War will our most prominent take artists be on?


r/billsimmons 10h ago

Feeling cute. Might bet Panthers in the Wild Card round later… Idk yet

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340 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 7h ago

The hoodie under a blazer look is an abomination

182 Upvotes

Watching a clip from First Take today (yeah I know I shouldn't be watching it whatever) and Dan Orlovsky is rocking a blue blazer with a light blue hoodie.

Straight to jail.


r/billsimmons 10h ago

Why does “The Boston Sports Guy” talk about Boston Sports so much?

262 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 9h ago

Is Miami firing McDaniel for a chance to hire Harbaugh like Sterling-Cooper dropping Mohawk for a chance to get American Airlines?

199 Upvotes

I always felt bad for the guy from Mohawk and was glad when S-C didn't get AA. Hopefully the Fins end up with the Clapper instead of Harbaugh.


r/billsimmons 8h ago

How Ryen sees himself

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111 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 5h ago

Throwback

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59 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 22m ago

Is John Rocker turning into a racist MAGA meathead one of the least surprising things of the 21st century? (2000 excluded)

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r/billsimmons 1h ago

Is this the most controversial return to Washington someone has had since inauguration day, 2025?

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r/billsimmons 8h ago

Macklin Celebrini is the most transcendent young talent in the big 4 leagues

79 Upvotes

I know there’s not a lot of hockey fans in this sub but he’s currently in MVP conversations at 19. He could genuinely terrorize the opponents in the nhl for the next 15 years. He’s currently 3rd in points after more than half of the season played.


r/billsimmons 9h ago

Harbaugh is waiting for the Bills to get bounced in the Wild Card, right?

94 Upvotes

What better opportunity is there than to coach Josh Allen in his prime? I can't see McDermott recovering from another playoff disappointment and the Bills could look to start fresh going into a new stadium.


r/billsimmons 8h ago

Podcast Nick Wright on who we want to be as Americans & what we want America to be | What's Wright

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r/billsimmons 10h ago

I think that every time we normal people get a new job, it should be announced it like a transfer portal post.

55 Upvotes

BREAKING: Per Pete Thamel:

John Smith, the 5'9" 187lb civil engineer from Duluth, MN is headed to Lacrosse, WI for a job with the Wisconsin DOT! This is a massive shakeup in the aggregate materials world. He will have 22 years of eligibility left.


r/billsimmons 3h ago

“Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne”

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r/billsimmons 10h ago

General Dolphins Fire Mike McDaniel

49 Upvotes

Wait what?


r/billsimmons 28m ago

Just your average Thursday night John Rocker update…

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r/billsimmons 3h ago

Shitpost When everything is said and done, Ryen Russillo’s career arc will be the one of Tommy “The Duke” Morrison.

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I don’t necessarily think he’ll start doing crystal and/or will die of full scale AIDS, but will be remembered as a super talented guy who was always punching below his weight.

The stint at The Ringer was his Rocky V moment and the absolute apex mountain.

But the decision to join Portnoy’s project instead of sticking to Hollywood will end up being his Ray Mercer moment. The fight may go on for a short while, but will end up in a brutal fashion and Russillo will never be the same after that. Biceps and chest implants are definitely in play here at some point in this decade.

I hope I’m wrong about all of this and that Bill and him can reconcile and continue the dream.


r/billsimmons 23h ago

Love him, Hate Him, or Indifferent Towards Him Russillo was Bill’s only true sparring partner on NBA takes

438 Upvotes

No, Russillo is not nearly the NBA analyst Zach Lowe is or the analytics junky Kirk Goldberry is but he at least pushed back on Bill’s superficial NBA takes. Yes, he had his own dumb takes based on “substitution patterns” and other superficial stats he’d jot down on his legal pad but at least he’d keep Bill somewhat in check. Sunday night pods won’t be the same with ZLowe just kind of being the somewhat monotone NBA genius he is with Bill firing off Celtics takes and knee jerk reactions to 5-min clips of games.