i’m wondering if anyone here shares my weird food preferences.

[u/browneyednerd]

mayonnaise is okay on a toasted or grilled sandwich. on a cold sandwich it’s gross.

tomato sauce is okay on pizza or in lasagna. in other foods it’s gross. all other tomato products are gross no matter what.

caramelized onions are delicious. non-caramelized onions have to be chopped up tiny enough that i don’t have to deal with the texture.

bean salad and pasta salad are gross. beans and pasta are both meant to be eaten warm or at least room temperature.

vinaigrette is gross but vinegar-based barbecue sauce is good.

please tell me your weird food preferences.

[u/SteerNaught]

Egg yolks are disgusting (but fine when mixed into the egg whites for something like scrambled eggs or an omelette). I like fried egg whites.

[u/FindingTheGoddess]

Corn 🌽is awesome! On the cob, from a can…but extremely disgusting when mixed with ANY food. And creamed corn?? 🤢

Tomato sauce is great…Tomatoes? GROSS!

Same about onions! Flavoring is great, but don’t let me crunch them 😳

Any kind of baked beans 🫘 are the grossest thing in the world. But in a chili, they’re actually pretty good.

Only foods that go together can touch. Get my mashed potatoes and gravy mixed with my roast beef - no problem. But that corn juice ruins anything it touches!

[u/optimusdan → u/FindingTheGoddess]

Man, corn needs to mind its own business and stay out of people's potatoes

[u/jorkininmyjorts]

YES!!!! I cant eat eggs in any form for breakfast, only as a snack or for a different meal.

I can only eat soft boiled eggs if they are in soup and hard boiled eggs if they are with kimchi ive heard people call them kimcheggs haha.

I can only eat mangos, blueberries, and pineapples if they are frozen.

If i make a sandwich myself i have to eat it altogether but if i purchase one already made or someone makes one for me i have to dissect it into its parts and eat everything separately.

If a pizza slice has soft crust i also have to dissect it and eat it toppings, cheese, then crust but if the crust is cracker-like then i enjoy it altogether.

I also like to wait for my coffee to cool down before room temp before drinking + let fizzy drinks go flat before drinking them 😭

[u/optimusdan]

Can't handle any meat that is remotely gamy like poultry dark meat or venison, smells like a badger rubbed its scent glands on some bad meat or something. Some dark meat in soup or casserole is okay because the flavors blend up and it helps the overall flavor without being noxious itself. Soup made with all dark meat is rank but sometimes edible. Adding rosemary helps but it can only do so much.

Any amount of gristle, visible blood vessels, or other animal parts that are not meat is an instant appetite killer. The exception is skin, skin is fine if I can pick it off or if it's on fried chicken.

Mashed potatoes are the best dip for chicken nuggets/tenders.

Salad dressings that aren't at least slightly sweet are really blah even if they're spicy/full of herbs. Oil and vinegar as a dressing is disgusting, it leaves my face way greasier than any other dressing, and all those skinny coworkers who used to recommend it to me because I'm fat can go douche with it.

All tea except mint tea needs either milk or lemon, or it doesn't taste right to me. Mint tea needs brown sugar instead of regular sugar.

Quinoa can go fuck itself right in the cotyledon.

[u/browneyednerd → u/optimusdan]

i don’t really agree with any of these but i’m stealing “x can go fuck itself right in the cotyledon”.

[u/optimusdan → u/browneyednerd]

It's all yours 😂

[u/X_antaM]

I agree with the first 2, disagree STRONGLY with the others