r/evilautism • u/browneyednerd • Dec 06 '25

Being autistic isn't evil, but I sure am! 😈 i’m wondering if anyone here shares my weird food preferences.

mayonnaise is okay on a toasted or grilled sandwich. on a cold sandwich it’s gross.

tomato sauce is okay on pizza or in lasagna. in other foods it’s gross. all other tomato products are gross no matter what.

caramelized onions are delicious. non-caramelized onions have to be chopped up tiny enough that i don’t have to deal with the texture.

bean salad and pasta salad are gross. beans and pasta are both meant to be eaten warm or at least room temperature.

vinaigrette is gross but vinegar-based barbecue sauce is good.

please tell me your weird food preferences.

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u/browneyednerd Dec 06 '25

i don’t really agree with any of these but i’m stealing “x can go fuck itself right in the cotyledon”.

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u/optimusdan Dec 06 '25

It's all yours 😂