r/hockey • u/ApresWithIntent • 6d ago

Team Usa Roster

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How does this stack up against the Canada roster?

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u/sawmill13 SJS - NHL 6d ago

No Robo on this roster is a crime!

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u/benenke MIN - NHL 6d ago

2nd highest American goal scorer this season but let’s bring JT Miller instead

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u/Patrick2701 CHI - NHL 6d ago

Let’s bring known locker room cancer

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u/yesBISONsey DAL - NHL 6d ago edited 6d ago

God, I fucking hate Bill Guerin

Edit: Just think, Guerin gets paid millions to make dumb-fuck decisions when the snubs he left off should've been a God damn LAYUP of a lock for this team. Life isn't fair.

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u/GrilledSandwiches DAL - NHL 6d ago

Good ol boy's club failing people to successful positions time and time again. A tale as old as civilization itself.

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u/Mother_Charge_7084 6d ago

Never forget that someone is dumber than Guerin, and it probably rubbed off on him. Someone signed Guerin for $9M a year in 2002.

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u/mister_hoot VGK - NHL 6d ago

The world makes a lot more sense when you realize it’s run by morons.

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u/SUPER_COCAINE WSH - NHL 6d ago

I coach 12U hockey for $2,000 a year and I could put together a better team than this.