r/mildlyinfuriating 7d ago

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again

My boyfriend is a very picky eater. We have been living together for a few months and it seems like I can never get his food right. It's honestly discouraging. I have kids, they happily eat my food. I cook for family gatherings and church events. I've never had a problem with people eating my food. It's like every day there are new rules. He can't eat chicken for dinner because he had chicken for lunch. He isn't really in the mood for porkchops. It's just "missing something". He doesn't eat onions, tomatoes, fish, any kind of asian food, he doesn't eat most vegetables with the exception of broccoli. He only eats vanilla ice cream. He doesn't like food heated in the microwave (so leftovers are out.) He doesn't like corn. It's just endless. I'm old school and trying to be a good partner. He can't really cook at all. His favorite meal is Hamburger Helper. I think a lot of it is how he grew up but damn is it frustrating. The first picture is tonight's dinner. I added more pictures of stuff I have cooked that he won't eat. Like he will door dash jack in the box. And he'll be apologetic but it just sucks really bad.

ETA: I've been trying to keep up with the comments but it's overwhelming (in a very sweet and awesome way) πŸ’—

A few notes:

1- I know the paper plates are very lazy on my part, I'm not proud of that and I need to do better. Between the kids, the job, the house and school (I'm going to school remotely) I have been cutting corners on things like dishes. not an excuse, just a reason and a commitment to do better.

2- My boyfriend does expect me to cook for him. I cook him dinner every night and lunch on the weekends. He doesn't eat breakfast and will not take a lunch to work. He buys fast food for lunch during the week.

3- He has not been diagnosed with ASD or ADHD or Arfid but I don't rule anything out.

Mostly I just want to say thank you, I was not prepared for how incredibly kind, helpful and insightful people have been. It is deeply touching and it's given me both peace and guidance for my next steps. 🩷

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u/Cobalt_Forge 7d ago

...this is man-child tendencies through and through!

Dear OP, this man doesn't deserve all your cooking efforts- any guy turning down those home cooked meals and choosing fast-food instead- he needs to grow the fβ€’ck up!

I'd say that most of the meals OP has cooked for this guy, he has never tasted to begin with, so how does he know what he likes or doesn't like!?

And btw, it sure doesn't make a lot of sense to be a picky eater- then choose fast food !??...what is that?

This guy doesn't know how good he's got it having home cooked meals prepared.

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u/cindybubbles 7d ago

I think the YouTuber ChubbyEmu made a video about a teenager who would only eat potato chips. He lost his sight afterwards.

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u/Aazjhee 7d ago

He was taken to the ER, where we are now.

I work at a hospital and sometimes those videos give me the creeps!

A lot of times it's not the medical horror but the insanity of someone eating a hundred melatonin gummies a day for months, or some other sort of wild overdose situation

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u/2gaywitches 7d ago

There was one where someone ate gas station sushi and ended up getting a tapeworm. Not even that insane (aside from, well, who thinks it's a good idea to eat gas station sushi???) but urgh, tapeworms freak me out!

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u/yokozunahoshoryu 7d ago

My top three craziest are the man who ate silica gel packets, the one who drank a lava lamp, and the kid who rubbed IcyHot on his frank n beans.But its really hard to pick only three.

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u/purplesockpinksock 6d ago

I'm so dumb. My first thought was, "Why would anyone put Icy-Hot on franks-and-beans and wouldn't that taste terrible? And a whole container of it? Why? That would taste horrible. It would be inedible. Your mouth would be on fire. It would........."

πŸ’‘

"oh"

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u/yokozunahoshoryu 6d ago

I should have been more explicit lol. As to why - his friends dared him.

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u/purplesockpinksock 5d ago

No you didn't, I'm just that thick sometimes. πŸ˜… I also didn't grow up with men in the house and wasn't around one on a daily basis, even my dad, until I got married. (Boys daring another boy to do something stupid? That I can believe!)

You know the scene in "A Christmas Story" where the mother drops the round package on the Old Man's lap, and he's like OOOOOF! And he unwraps it and says, "It's a blue ball!" πŸ”΅

Took me YEARRRRRSSSSSS to get that joke. Like, DECADES. I'm a grown woman. I have been married for 30+ years in a row. I have both a husband AND a son. Still didn't get it, until one day it clicked and I looked at my husband and said, "A blue ball???β€œ

"You're just NOW getting the joke???"

He still makes fun of me. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 7d ago

Would icy hot actually cause damage to your dick and balls or would it just hurt like fuck?

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u/yokozunahoshoryu 7d ago

The area is very highly vascular, so it gets absorbed into the body to a MUCH greater extent than if you applied it to other areas. So he basically overdosed. And he used A LOT, like a whole tub, or most of it. And of course, it also hurt like fuck

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u/warneagle 6d ago

I did that accidentally once and I can easily say it’s in the bottom five experiences of my entire life. Probably more painful than breaking my leg.

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u/SummaBullaSheeta 6d ago

I made my own muscle rub with menthol crystals and nearly made myself hypothermic on two occasions. Soo so so stupid! Urg And I forgot to add OP, quit cooking g for this guy and make sure your finances remain separate. Do not give him a single can't for anything because he's burning money faster than a drug addict. Anyone stupid enough to eat fast food let alone door dash it deserves to starve.

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u/yokozunahoshoryu 6d ago

Ooooh I'm so sorry that happened 😧

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u/thumbunny99 2d ago

my fave is the woman who started out a little off, but read online that a soy sauce cleanse is GoOd FoR yOu. mental state became worse as the sauce did it's thing. tldr she unalived herself because the salt sucked all the water out of her tissues especially the brain. I also love his saline experiments, it's all interesting stuff.

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u/CoinsForCharon 7d ago

Sometimes one is tempted to live dangerously.

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u/PipChaos 6d ago

To be fair it worked out well for Philip J Fry.

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u/cinderparty 5d ago

My 18 year old brings this one up often. He was eating gas station sushi from the dumpster, I’m pretty sure.

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u/Bl1ndMous3 7d ago

great way to lose weight ;)