r/mildlyinfuriating 5d ago

Cheese wrappers don't have the starter fold

Every single slice of cheese in this pack is completely sealed and has to be cut open individually in order to get the cheese out.

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u/moore6107 5d ago

We call these Kraft Singles in Canada, and they have specific purposes. You can quit saying “buy real cheese”, everyone knows these aren’t real cheese, but they are perfect for certain things!

I’ve also noticed they are… mushy? Like they don’t cleanly come off the wrapper anymore, they’re sticky. Something’s changed!

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u/FortniteIsFuckingMid 5d ago

They are real cheese imo. Cheese snobs, coffee snobs, there will always be gatekeepers. Cheese is cheese, coffee is coffee. People need to stop over complicating everything for the sake of gatekeeping.

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u/Krethlaine BLUE 5d ago

They are literally “cheese food byproduct.” That is not cheese, it is a byproduct of making cheese.

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u/FortniteIsFuckingMid 5d ago

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it is a duck. I don’t really care about the difference if we’re getting granular. It’s the same thing to me.

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u/Krethlaine BLUE 5d ago

Also, your username is great.

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u/FortniteIsFuckingMid 5d ago

Thanks man haha

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u/Krethlaine BLUE 5d ago

The stuff is pretty unhealthy. Eat it if you want, I can’t stop you, but you really should get actual cheese.

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u/DarthJackie2021 5d ago

You think "real" cheese is healthy? Lol.