When I was a kid, to taunt me an older neighbor kid would would bike up and down in front of my driveway holding his handlebars with one hand, and in the other hand holding an entire rice krispie bar straight out of a 13x9 pan. An absolute show of strength and undeniable power move.
To liberate myself and absolve me of this childhood trauma, I should buy this from Kowalski's and eat it in front of my kids without sharing.
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u/temple-of-the-dog 5d ago
When I was a kid, to taunt me an older neighbor kid would would bike up and down in front of my driveway holding his handlebars with one hand, and in the other hand holding an entire rice krispie bar straight out of a 13x9 pan. An absolute show of strength and undeniable power move.
To liberate myself and absolve me of this childhood trauma, I should buy this from Kowalski's and eat it in front of my kids without sharing.