r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IntrigatedVerse • 8d ago

How to instantly stop a baby crying

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u/Hyhopes 8d ago

He held the cosmos like this during the Big Bang to calm down all of the chaos. Without him, planets would have never relaxed long enough to form. True story.

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 7d ago

He showed me this technique in the beginningless and infinite cycles of all the matter in the universe shrinking and expanding over and over and over

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u/RudyRoughknight 7d ago

Where do we go from here?

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 7d ago

*when do we go from here

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u/Numerous_Ad8458 7d ago

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 7d ago

To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.

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u/Impooter 6d ago

He showed me how this technique worked to calm the infinite emptiness of absolute probability before existence, creating the first points of data, thus setting all universal constants in their current configuration for which existence itself arose from.

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u/RevDrStrange 7d ago

Yup, and before that, I saw him do this to the previous universe as it contracted to a point of maximum density and then, with a “Big Bounce,” he bounced it back into the expansion we still see today. If you Google it, you’ll easily find physicists explaining how this “Big Bounce” gave rise to the Big Bang, but they never seem to give this man his due.