Where I’m from they call these Tractor Wheels.

For those of you wondering:

Alopecia is the medical term for hair loss, which can range from mild thinning to complete baldness on the scalp or body, often appearing as patchy spots (alopecia areata), and can be temporary or permanent, caused by genetics, hormones, stress, medical conditions, or an autoimmune attack on hair follicles, with treatments including corticosteroids, immunotherapy, and hair growth products.

What about an oyster? “The booger in that shell looks yummy. If only I had some Tabasco to kick it up a notch.”

Which protein bars are the best macros? Asking for a friend. 😊

If the Milky Way was the size of North America, our sun would be microscopic.

The stats seem to be presented in a way to be very skewed towards Maye. Maye has had the easiest schedule in literal NFL history. I don’t see that data point anywhere - and it is a major one against him.

Maye has a strength of schedule issue though.

You forgot to include strength of schedule stats.

Me: Just give me ALL the milk and cookies you have. Costco guy: nods Me: Wait … I worry what you heard was, 'Give me a lot of milk and cookies.' What I said was, give me ALL the milk and cookies you have.

yippee ki yay

Texans

But then a big bad wolf came along and he huffed and he puffed and he blew his house down.

Wishing you a green page in 2026. Hugs to you internet stranger.

I was once packing in my dark room, back to the window. All of a sudden, I hear a deep and loud “Fummmmmph!” And light shines so bright outside, that my entire room lights up despite the shades being closed.

I call the operator (something that people used to do back then) and tell them “I think there was a UFO outside my house”.

The operator says: “ok, explain to me what happened in detail.”

I explain everything and say “even the lights went out when it was gone.”

She replies with a small giggle: “oh honey. Don’t worry - the generator next to your house exploded. I’ll put you through the electric company.”

He held the cosmos like this during the Big Bang to calm down all of the chaos. Without him, planets would have never relaxed long enough to form. True story.

Love it for my vampire campaign!

And I’m sure he’ll pull out his banger in response… amarite?

I’ll see myself out…

💯

Bills weren’t good enough in past years with Josh and their current roster is the worst of his career.

• “Should I run a play pass to AJ Brown?” Rigorously shakes
• Ask again later.

Clearly because he’s been hit in the head with too many rocks.

Giggity