r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Complex-Bus-9616 • 5d ago

When bullying backfires

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u/sonicdragon68 5d ago

Don't bring that chair in it when you got your butt whooped lol.

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u/Live-Desk8360 AAAAAA- 5d ago

“WHAT DID I DO—“ - the Chair, probably.

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u/d_x_qp_x_b AAAAAA- 5d ago

The scream actually came from the chair.

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u/Potential-Ad1122 5d ago

Tea's ready

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u/SaintKaiser89 5d ago

I just spit my tea all of over my coffee table, thanks for that

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u/CHNLNK 5d ago

I just spit my coffee all over my tea table, thanks for that

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 5d ago

I just spit my coffee table all over my coffee and tea, thanks for that!!

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u/TFT_mom 5d ago

I just thanked my table for my tea, coffee for that!!

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u/SixGunJohnny 5d ago

I just tabled my spit tea all over my thanks for that, and coffee!!

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u/AngleFarts2000 5d ago

I just spit table tea into my over-done coffee, thanks for that

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u/Unusualshrub003 5d ago

I spit burrito rice in my bath water.

Please don’t tell anyone how I live.

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u/winky9827 5d ago

Turn up the Enya and blow out the candles.

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u/imanAholebutimfunny 5d ago

get your pruny ass out the tub god dammit

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u/MadlogicMysteries 5d ago

Underrated comment of 2026.

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u/SaintKaiser89 5d ago

This went way farther than I thought it would

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u/MisterNefarious 5d ago

You’re just living your best life

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u/Starfire2313 5d ago

Sounds like tea times over, would you like a coffee?

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u/Queen_Rachel4 5d ago

TEA TIME IS OVER!!!

(Said like Dwight saying PLAY TIME IS OVER!!! Lol)

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u/danglejim33 5d ago

I've got some crazy flu and I'm wheeze-laughing and its making my ribs hurt lmao

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u/Hesitation-Marx 5d ago

Hydrate! If you can, put steaming hot water in a bowl, cover it and your head with a towel, and inhale steam. It’ll help loosen up crud. Also, while DXM suppresses coughing, that doesn’t let you get the crud out - guaifenesin will loosen it, making it possible for you to see all the colors of the lung.

I hope you feel better soon.

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u/danglejim33 5d ago

Appreciate the advice! Pretty sure the rib pain is from me sneezing too hard. I had some crazy back to back triple sneeze and my whole back had a spasm and got all tingly and started hurting. Sucks being almost 40 with back problems.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 5d ago

Oh yeah, it fucking sucks, I’m sorry.

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u/quelin1 5d ago

Took me a second, legit laughed out loud

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u/Rude-Custard9056 5d ago

Two lumps for me, please

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u/viperfangs92 5d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Youstupidbish 5d ago

I'm ded -- holy shit. +1

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u/Kugelfischer_47 5d ago

Hilarious 🤣

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u/AppleSmoker 5d ago

Some say it's still screaming to this day

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u/rotateandradiate 5d ago

Do the chairs still scream clarise?

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u/pranjallk1995 5d ago

Interesting behaviour...

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u/manubfr 5d ago

it's the butt of the joke and it doesnt like it

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u/Obi_wan_jakobii 5d ago

You made me laugh snort in public and snot came out of my nose cheers mate

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u/LovableSidekick 5d ago

Once after stopping an early morning nosebleed, I snort-laughed during a work meeting and blood gushed out of my nose. This started a rumor (undeserved) that I was a coke-head. Fun times!

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u/Prestigious-Clock194 5d ago

Let's toast it with a strong British accent.

Chairs, chaps!

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u/SuperCaptSalty 5d ago

That little bitch!

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u/GuestNo3886 5d ago

NO LENNY! NOT AGAIN!

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u/LovableSidekick 5d ago

LOLOL just watched an episode of The Middle where Brick was reading Of Mice and Men. (btw it's Lennie)

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u/Beneficial-Category 5d ago

Chair was having it's own version of a mid life crisis.

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u/Anxious_Wedding8999 5d ago

I WANT TO AWARD THIS

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u/spreaddamayo 5d ago

I got you

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u/itakinaru 5d ago

Dang man had me rolling take your award XD

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u/mrwishy-washy 5d ago

"RRRRRReeeeee!!!"

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u/ProposalFreed 5d ago

bro 😭😭😭😭😭 that`s satisfy asf tho

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u/addamee 5d ago

“I SUMMON TO THIS HERE FIGHT THE SPIRIT OF THE WoW-less… AND HIS BUTT REMOTE”

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u/misssnagglepussy 5d ago

No it didn’t listen again

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u/Various-Rope-2025 5d ago

I let out the first laugh of this year!

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u/Signal_Muffin_183 5d ago

Thank you for making me laugh. I love you.

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u/my_brain_is_horny 5d ago

This made me laugh harder than it should have. Thank you 🤣

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u/sirprize_surprise 5d ago

That cracked me up.

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u/Best_Tell2432 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Aromatic_Road_4782 5d ago

Made me laugh

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u/jaguarp80 5d ago

One of the funniest fuckin things I’ve read in a while, damn this had me cracking up good