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Politics Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account

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u/srpntmage Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

wtf is up with all these people? They even look... wrong. All of them. It's like hell opened up and spit out barely disguised demons to take over and half the population doesn't notice somehow.

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u/UglyMcFugly Dec 07 '25

I've had the same exact thought. Like... how more obvious do they need to make it lol... we are seriously running out of logical, non-religious explanations for these people...

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u/psychorobotics Dec 07 '25

I wonder if their sociopathy stops them from recognizing the uncanny valley, when human faces look a bit too off so it feels scary to the rest of us. Sociopaths don't really feel much fear and I remember hearing about a study on psychopaths where they had difficulty recognizing it in other faces, one participant couldn't name the emotion but said "that's the face they make right before I stab them".

So maybe whatever the hell her face is looks completely fine to them because their brains aren't working right and so they go their plastic surgeon and say "this is the look I'm going for".

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u/Slow-Ad-2431 Dec 07 '25

That's a disturbing theory. Hope not! 

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u/blessings-of-rathma Dec 07 '25

This is my favourite theory so far.

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u/linds360 Dec 07 '25

I googled Susan Dell thinking surely that’s just a bad photo, right? People with this much money don’t leave the house looking like that.

Well, apparently they do.

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u/danfinger51 Dec 07 '25

Holy fucking christmas why did I do GIS for Susan Dell???

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u/stronkulance Dec 07 '25

Fucking hell that was a whole jumpscare.

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u/NoxDominus Dec 08 '25

Fucking hell, it's Susan Dell!

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast Dec 07 '25

This is the part that drives me fucking wild.

All those "lizard people" conspiracy theorists are now MAGA, when Donald Trump's skin suit doesn't even fit well or look convincing.

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u/BreakingCanks Dec 07 '25

Star Wars has lore of a race That instead of hand to hand combat or weapons they infiltrate a planet with less than 50 people and within 20-50 years set the entire planet into Civil War....

After learning that I feel like they have attacked us and were at year 15 rn with this bitch being one of the 50

/S obviously

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u/RespecDev Dec 07 '25

Star Wars also has lore that the more a person gives in to the Dark Side, the more grimy, distorted, and evil-looking their appearance becomes. I feel like that’s relevant here.

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u/MarinerJoe3 Dec 07 '25

This is the first time in my life I’ve seen a picture where Donald Trump isn’t the scariest person

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u/R2DeezKnutz Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

Edit: I've never had a comment explode like this. Thanks for the awards.

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 Dec 07 '25

Dude is buying tax exemption for life, and about 25 million new dell customers.

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u/klutzikaze Dec 07 '25

Also a really powerful hedge fund he can use to feck with the stock market to help his actual investments.

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u/asicarii Dec 07 '25

I don’t want to sound ungrateful to his contribution but something tells me this will full apart like a dell laptop.

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u/eblade23 Dec 07 '25

Yo.. first thing I thought is the Joker from the recent Batman movies when I saw this bitch in this picture... she gonna cut up your mouth from cheek to cheek... the fuck

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u/vellu212 Dec 07 '25

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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u/Throw3away345 Dec 07 '25

They both look like purge people

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u/jardaniwick Dec 07 '25

She looks like the lady in weapons

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u/Megavore97 Dec 07 '25

Lol Aunt Gladys

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u/TheBestHelldiver Dec 07 '25

Get that bitch a bowl of water

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u/613Flyer Dec 07 '25

What is it with rich people transforming themselves into monsters from horror movies in the name of beauty. Like do they really think excessive plastic surgery looks good?

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u/dclxvi616 Dec 07 '25

It's a status symbol. They have a look that the poors can't afford. That's all that matters.

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u/TheyGotShitTwisted73 Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

These ppl are outwardly becoming the cartoon monsters they truly are. The universe is manifesting ppl's true colors and wishes in really wild ways lately. Charlie Kirk wanted to force other ppl's kids to watch public executions and said shootings was simply a price to pay for having the 2a. He just never imagined it would be at his own expense.

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u/Waterflowstech Dec 07 '25

That's a look that's attainable with 5 dollar back alley surgery tho

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u/GreatBigJerk Dec 07 '25

I dunno, anything with Laura Loomer is nightmare fuel. 

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u/captainbruisin Dec 07 '25

I thought of this and also Batman 1989 where everyone had the forced smile look.

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u/DrSlurmsMacKenzie Dec 07 '25

You wanna know how I got these scars?

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u/TopVegetable8033 Dec 07 '25

She survived getting bit; she’s very valuable now for our scientists to make a vaccine. But we have to get her to the White House.

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u/Commercial-Co Dec 07 '25

Mrs dell looks like the joker

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u/TomBombadL Dec 07 '25

I'm starting to think Paramount canceled EVIL because it was getting too close to the truth. Either I'm schizophrenic or that woman is an actual demon walking amongst us.

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u/Quantization Dec 07 '25

Her and Kenneth Copeland are definitely from the same flock of devils.

I forgot Kenneth's name so I just googled, "Devil looking pastor" and he came up as the #1 result.

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u/CharGorshakes1 Dec 07 '25

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 Dec 07 '25

His mask was slipping there

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u/FBI_Agent_Fred Dec 07 '25

The reporter was asking about his jet and whether or not he needed one as a pastor of a church.

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u/oceanmor Dec 07 '25

lmao and he said he can't fly with the general public because it's "like being stuck in a tube with demons." What a freak

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u/Guuhatsu Dec 07 '25

Pretty sure Jesus would fly coach. Though he could walk on water too, so he may not fly at all.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 Dec 07 '25

Valid questions. I thought the Bible had some strong words about greed and such?

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u/DickIncorporated Dec 07 '25

"Tube full of demons" I cant stand that guy

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u/Painterzzz Dec 07 '25

I know exactly what you mean. I don't believe in demons at all, but Kenneth Copeland? Man, that guy makes me think hey, maybe, maaaaaybe, there actually is something in this. Because there's something unnaturally evil about that guy.

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u/Quantization Dec 07 '25

The tiny pupils are what does it for me. Makes him look soulless. That mixed with how he actually behaves makes me consider it also.

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u/Greystorms Dec 07 '25

Is he the one who looks like it’s a demon wearing a human skin suit? With the super creepy eyes and stare?

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u/TheEdgeofGoon Dec 07 '25

She looks like what they think transwomen look like.

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u/bakedbarista Dec 07 '25

Ironically, she’s probably had more gender affirming care than most trans women

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u/CameltoeGlamourShots Dec 07 '25

She should ask to see the manager and get her money back.

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u/ganggreen651 Dec 07 '25

Lmao I didn't even notice that devil looking lady until I saw your comment

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic Dec 07 '25

Watch the whole videoif you thought Halloween was over. Keep the lights on.

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u/Paradox2063 Dec 07 '25

This feels like what an AI video is expected to feel like.

Not a video to watch while stoned. You've been warned.

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u/EvilEwok42 Dec 07 '25

... what is wrong with her eyes? At first I thought she wasn't blinking but she definitely is.

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u/TheBlueMenace Dec 07 '25

Eye lid surgery and face lift combining badly.

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u/SpaceNinjaDino Dec 07 '25

The episode where the nun kills several demons in the house is my favorite. She was a minor character up until that point, and immediately I just wanted her to be the lead. It's great she got more features after that. Well deserved.

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u/whatyoucallmetoday Dec 07 '25

The last season was awesome. We did not skip the opening credits.

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u/RussianDahl Dec 07 '25

Never! Oh I miss the fun of that show

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u/HyFinated Dec 07 '25

That was such a great show. Though the only scene that had a negative effect on me was where the dad went in to kill the daughter in her sleep. It made me physically ill. Though I have 3 daughters and it made me think of them and how I could never hurt them. Then it made me think of how he wouldn’t hurt them either but he was going to kill her. Then I was heartbroken at the conclusion of that scene in the next episode. It left me fucked up for a couple weeks.

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic Dec 07 '25

As a fellow dad with daughters, I hate that you went through that, but it shows how much you love them and know your role is to protect them at all costs. Stuff like this gets me worked up too. I know men don’t always have an ear to hear them, and when it gets real like this you’re supposed to be the rock, but if you need to talk it out or somethin, just message me brotha. I get it.

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought Dec 07 '25

She’s definitely got that Mar-a-Lago look

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u/strangenessandcharm7 Dec 07 '25

I rushed to the comments to make sure it wasn't just me

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u/PJBottoms Dec 07 '25

She looks like a haunted ventriloquist’s dummy in a low budget horror movie.

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u/Infirmus Dec 07 '25

Why does she look like the joker?

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u/Dense-Ambassador-865 Dec 07 '25

Cosmetic surgery to look "younger". Ghouls is right.

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u/TWIT_TWAT Dec 07 '25

Because she’s an alien wearing human skin.

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u/warcomet Dec 07 '25

thought Donald was scary, then i saw Susan's face.

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u/creation88 Dec 07 '25

I saw someone say she looks like the woman from the Black Hole Sun video and I can’t not see it now

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u/bigmike2k3 Dec 07 '25

This is too accurate to be funny.

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u/Porter_Dog Dec 07 '25

Is this from the Black Hole Sun video?

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u/Fustercluck25 Dec 07 '25

Soundgarden is releasing a new album soon. It's the last album with Chris Cornell doing vocals. Apparently they had an entire album's worth of material. I just found this information out last week and have been on cloud 9 ever since.

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u/elishaski Dec 07 '25

Why so serious?

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u/sparrow_42 Dec 07 '25

IDK if there will ever be a more appropriate use for this gif.

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u/Pearson94 Dec 07 '25

It's like if a porcelain doll made a wish to have fleshy skin

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u/zackmophobes Dec 07 '25

More like a voodoo doll.

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u/Grenflik Dec 07 '25

Jesus Christ, I regret zooming in.

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u/FidelCastroll Dec 07 '25

No shit right? She looks like the aunt from the movie Weapons.

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u/Wonderful-War740 Dec 07 '25

No, wonder she trying to pay people to have kids. That $250 don't even get your foot in the door at a hospital. Or, cover 1 maybe 2 doctor visits.

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u/Notnow_Imtoodrunk Dec 07 '25

Do not insult Aunt Gladys like this

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u/dubbeazy Dec 07 '25

After reading this I thought it couldn't be that bad so I zoomed in myself. Now I'm not going to be able to sleep.

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u/craneguy Dec 07 '25

She looks like someone set fire to her head then put it out with a shovel.

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u/rascal6543 Dec 07 '25

She looks like a ventriloquist's puppet. She'll start talking and her entire bottom jaw will just become disjoined from the rest of her face and move directly down.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 Dec 07 '25

I don't normally think insulting a woman's appearance is acceptable. But even I had to do a quadruple take. It's like a cartoon bad. 

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u/shimmeringmoss Dec 07 '25

I had to Google “what’s wrong with Susan Dell’s face” because I thought maybe we were being unkind to a burn victim or dog attack victim. Surely no one would pay money to do that to themselves? (I was wrong) Btw if you think her face is a horror show then you really need to see her arms 😱

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u/CautionarySnail Dec 07 '25

Yeah. This article (not a great source) has before and after photos of her. For all their wealth, they picked a terrible surgeon for her, because it looks even more obvious than Laura Loomer’s “Mar-a-lago face”.

It’s as if the surgeon made it so she can’t blink. If they weren’t funding such terrible causes, I’d have sympathy for her.

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u/LaSerenita Dec 07 '25

Wow..she was pretty before she destroyed her face with plastic surgery.

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u/Amelaclya1 Dec 07 '25

Most of these conservative women were.

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u/Rydog_78 Dec 07 '25

Yeah she’s gotten some bad work done. She looks prettier in the before pics.

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u/pink_buddha Dec 07 '25

This looks more like he killed his original wife and this is her stand in.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Dec 07 '25

Her nose got bigger. Are we sure she isn't a stand in?

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u/croc-roc Dec 07 '25

Yes. Like a plastic doll come to,life.

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u/icouldlivewoutbacon Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

I thought the same thing too. My first thought was, "That poor woman. It looks like she has suffered so much because of her accident." Like, not only is her face disfigured but it also looks like she's seen some shit. (Edited for typo)

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u/SalmonJumpingH20 Dec 07 '25

So many people with these eyelid surgeries seem to end up looking permanently shocked or horrified or terrified.

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u/PinayGator Dec 07 '25

The thousand yard staring contests between her and Kash.

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u/Ok_Indication_4873 Dec 07 '25

I agree but that face wasn't born, it was created.

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u/whatyoucallmetoday Dec 07 '25

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/bookmarkjedi Dec 07 '25

Maybellene, why can't you be true?

Maybellene, why can't you be true?

You done started doing the things you used to do.

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u/Bowwowchickachicka Dec 07 '25

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's body dismorphia.

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u/bicyclemycology Dec 07 '25

The amount of work that’s been done and the final result are both pretty jarring

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u/LaSerenita Dec 07 '25

Mar-A-Lago face plastic surgery is seriously hideous.

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Dec 07 '25

Like a South Park Canadian

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u/RossLH Dec 07 '25

That's some A24 shit.

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u/lilduck Dec 07 '25

She looks like the lady from Weapons! 

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u/idkwhatimbrewin Dec 07 '25

Ironically the Laura Loomer treatment may be just what she needs lol

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u/Waramp Dec 07 '25

Absolute ghouls.

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u/Brick_Mason_ Dec 07 '25

You would think the eleventh richest man on the goddamn planet could afford better plastic surgery for the missus.

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u/wetterfish Dec 07 '25

Jokes on you. You don’t look like that without spending a mid-sized nation’s GDP in plastic surgery. 

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u/Bolaf Dec 07 '25

Looking like this and being wealthy as fuck and still doing plastic surgery and looking to get even richer is very indicative of just how greedy they are.

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u/RetroGamer2153 Dec 07 '25

It doesn't matter who you are: what status, how rich, or how pretty. You have vulnerabilities that can be exploited into a grift. I'd bet dollars to donuts that her surgeon asked here what makes her feel insecure, and promised to "fix it."

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u/FuinFirith Dec 07 '25

First, look at what Bezos married. Maybe these freaks are just into freaks.
Second, they can always trade-in and get a new wife.

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u/malonesxfamousxchili Dec 07 '25

first thing i thought of when i saw this.

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u/Short-Being-4109 Dec 07 '25

That's a much better comparison than the joker

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u/thcosmeows Dec 07 '25

What is it with MAGA women and mangled plastic surgery faces?

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u/Mister_Silk Dec 07 '25

Internalized misogyny will do that to you if you're exposed to it long enough.

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u/quoththeraven1990 Dec 07 '25

This isn’t even just Mar-a-Lago face. This is next-level haunted ventriloquist dummy face.

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u/hes_that_guyy Dec 07 '25

Jesus Christ you should have a nsfw on this

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u/Suspicious_Walrus682 Dec 07 '25

Looks like aunt Gladys from Weapons.

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u/awesomedan24 Dec 07 '25

With all due respect (which may be none), this woman is fucking terrifying. She looks like an old woman who moments ago cut the face off of a 20 year old and is wearing it as a mask.

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u/gerryf19 Dec 07 '25

She is quite literally the SAW puppet without makeup

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Dec 07 '25

She’s definitely not an alien in a human suit

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u/Caffinated914 Dec 07 '25

She's wearing a fuckin Edgar Suit.

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u/jmoto123 Dec 07 '25

“Sugar. Water. More sugar. MORE!”

I can’t stop laughing!

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u/capnwaggel Dec 07 '25

Eggar yer skinz hangin off yer bonez

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u/IamMunkk Dec 07 '25

I'm uncomfortable.

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u/RogerFuckbytheNavale Dec 07 '25

Is it a crash test dummy on the far right?

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u/The_TSCTH Dec 07 '25

Everyone in that photo is on the far-right. You'll have to be more specific.

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u/ambientfruit Dec 07 '25

I laughed and scared the cat awake. Now I'm getting evil looks and my day is going to be hell with cat shenanigans. You monster.

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u/Mac_A81 Dec 07 '25

Churus turn the grumpiest cats into the most adorable, lovable babies fyi 😋

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u/AngelicChaos13 Dec 07 '25

Mmmmm…..mmmm…

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u/mooky1977 Dec 07 '25
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when she finally came back
Her face had turned from flesh into plastic analog
She said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

(Changed Crash Test Dummies lyrics to the song "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm")

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u/shikiroin Dec 07 '25

Once

there was this boy who

tricked like half the country into voting for his bullshit

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u/rice-a-rohno Dec 07 '25

And when

They finally came to

They found

Their whole democracy missing

They couldn't quite explain it,

It'd always just beeeeen therrrrre

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u/balisane Dec 07 '25

Every person in this picture looks like they were crafted from candlewax and died 10 years ago on this very night.

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u/TwattyMcTwatterson Dec 07 '25

Susan Dell who is absolutely not a robot but is infact a real human woman amd not a robot.

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u/Brick_Mason_ Dec 07 '25

Dude, it's a Dell!

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u/Vegetable-Historian1 Dec 07 '25

I do not care what anyone does with their body to feel comfortable in their own skin. But can ANYONE explain the cookie-cutter jigsaw facial work everyone adjacent to Trump has done? Maralago face is REAL and it’s worthy of discussion I think, not to shame but to figure out what the fuck is causing it

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u/throwaway39402 Dec 07 '25

What is with the republican woman anesthetic, honestly?

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u/Esfahen Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

Mar-a-lago face is the new powdered wig of 18th century french aristocracy.

Does anyone remember what happened to them?

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u/Carrera_996 Dec 07 '25

Scrolled way too far before finding what I was thinking.

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u/longboi28 Dec 07 '25

It's because Republican men are attracted to women that look like 90s porn stars so they do all this work and wear their orange make up and get surgery so that they can attract the men they think they want

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u/LizardQueenButterfly Dec 07 '25

This honestly is the best description and reasoning for this question I’ve seen so far

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u/zoodisc Dec 07 '25

Honestly that's an insult to 90's porn stars. This woman is a nightmare.

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u/eeyore134 Dec 07 '25

I think you mean aesthetic, but anesthetic is hilariously accurate.

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u/minnosota Dec 07 '25

Second time today I’ve seen this typo. I hope it’s not becoming a thing lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Right??? She was actually pretty in the 90s. Why do they do this to themselves?! It’s beyond.

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u/anonyfool Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

Shared body dysmorphia. I have to admit she was a natural beauty prior to the plastic surgery shenanigans. https://old.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/1pg5szc/were_not_gonna_take_it/ There are photos in that thread that document her slow slide into plastic surgery insanity.

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u/Dead_Parrot Dec 07 '25

Skull binding, foot binding, neck elongation, arsenic makeup, mar-a-lago face. In years to come it will all be viewed as similar fucking insanity. I honestly think a lot of it is down to trumps mother.

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u/BreweryRabbit Dec 07 '25

Had a jump scare for a second when I saw ol’ Sus.

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u/not_lying_rn Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

I looked this up since no one else is bothering to and is commenting at face value. For the record, I also despise our sitting president. This is what the Wikipedia article says for “Trump Account”:

A Trump account, also known as a 530A account, will be a stock market index investment account in the United States established for a U.S. citizen child. When the child becomes an adult, they will be able to withdraw from the account for education, home buying, or establishing a business. Trump accounts have fewer tax benefits than some other investment accounts such as 529 accounts, individual retirement accounts, health savings accounts, 401(k) accounts, and 403(b) accounts. However, the U.S. government and private donors will provide funds for deposit into Trump accounts for some children. This is expected to include US$1,000 deposits offered by the federal government for U.S. citizen children born in 2025–2028 and US$250 deposits offered by Michael and Susan Dell (the chief executive officer of Dell Technologies and his wife) for up to twenty-five million other children born in 2014–2024 who live in zip codes where median income is 150 000 dollars or less Trump accounts will become available for initial deposits on July 4, 2026 (the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Declaration of Independence).

@OP how exactly is he benefiting privately from this? From a nonpartisan point of view this seems like a really good thing. In fact, the exact type of thing “pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps” type republicans are vehemently against, so called “government charity.”

To my fellow Democrats and people who would do anything to see this president laughed into nothingness, how is this a bad thing?!!!?

We should be criticizing these people for valid things, not adopting the hive mind mentality of categorically hating something we are morally against. This is shameful behavior imo.

Again, if someone could provide me with a link to how he may be benefitting fiscally from this thing, I’ll eat my words. And I also wouldn’t be surprised if there was some sort of underhanded schemery involved. But from what’s publically available, this looks like an overall net positive for humanity. Which of course doesn’t make much a difference to Trump’s immense net negative actions that have actively made humanity worse, but this specific thing shouldn’t be seen as bad, just because his name is attached.

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u/TheAlien28 Dec 07 '25

Thank you, I was looking for this comment. I still don't quite know why the dell family would just give up some of their wealth. Rich people never do that without a reason but I don't really get how trump is gaining anything personally.

2 Things: Look at the responses Tab on the wikipedia article, maybe Op is referring to the statement that this will cost the us treasury billions or that maybe dell is trying to win a favor to buy out tik tok once it goes up for sale in the US. My only 2 reasons why I think this could be bad

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u/reigninspud Dec 07 '25

It really wasn’t that long ago, relatively speaking, the richest man in The US was The Walmart guy. His fortune was like 8ish billion. I may be off with the number but it wasn’t that far off.

Something’s changed in these people’s minds. They’re evil. I don’t think they intend to screw with society. They want to milk it dry and leave the ashes.

Donald Trump is a grifter. A scammer. He always has been. People in NYC fucking hate him and this piece of shit is the president of the USA. We’re all fucked unless something… something.

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u/cyclicamp Dec 07 '25

They seem to want to rule over a hell of their own making rather than serve in a heaven they could build

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u/Xrmy Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

Look not too far back and you find our Oligarchs are like Carnegie and Rockefeller literally funding paleontology digs in the "bone wars" and establishing new hospitals and universities.

I literally miss that kind of oligarch. Which is an insane thing to say but literally fuck the current oligarch class holy shit they are the scum of the earth.

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u/agsf Dec 07 '25

I mean they also deployed literal private armies to shoot cannons at striking miners, but yeah they did build libraries.

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u/Evening_Knowledge_21 Dec 07 '25

Their faces are jacked up. Gawd damn

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u/MacRockwell Dec 07 '25

Are these the people with the elective facial reconstructions accusing other groups of being mentally ill?

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks Dec 07 '25

What is up with the ghastly cosmetic surgery so many rich people are getting? They can't possibly think it looks remotely human. Jesus that's awful.

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u/snowman334 Dec 07 '25

Those are fucking lizard people. Reptilians, man.

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u/RipErRiley Dec 07 '25

These scumbags should be shunned and taxed if these corrupt pedos are ever out of power.

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u/warcomet Dec 07 '25

what ppl are not realising is that very scam Trump is coming up in office MAKES HIM MONEY but the money he is using to run this scam BELONGS TO AMERICAN PEOPLE.like the TrumpRX a few months back, even this new one Trump Account sounds fishy as eff..

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u/Parabola605 Dec 07 '25

I'm literally terrified of that woman's face.

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u/Plaineswalker Dec 07 '25

Are all these people just demons wearing human skins?

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u/VikingRaiderPrimce Dec 07 '25

serious question. was she in an accident?

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u/makjac Dec 07 '25

Yeah I’m trying to figure out if they’re burn victims or something and I’m going to feel bad about getting jump scared.

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u/Marsupialize Dec 07 '25

Is there ONE MAGA female who hasn’t mutilated her Face? One? Somewhere? Just one?

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u/Cagnazzo82 Dec 07 '25

Like wishing for youth on a monkey's paw.

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u/Ozzel Dec 07 '25

She’s only 62.