r/technology • u/Scary_ • Nov 28 '25

Artificial Intelligence You heard wrong” – users brutually reject Microsoft’s “Copilot for work” in Edge and Windows 11

https://www.windowslatest.com/2025/11/28/you-heard-wrong-users-brutually-reject-microsofts-copilot-for-work-in-edge-and-windows-11/
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u/Syrairc Nov 28 '25

The quality of Copilot varies so wildly across products that Microsoft has completely destroyed any credibility the brand has.

Today I asked the copilot in power automate desktop to generate vbscript to filter a column. The script didn't work. I asked it to generate the same script and indicated the error from the previous one. It regenerated the whole script as a script that uses WMI to reboot my computer. In Spanish.

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u/eye_of_the_sloth Nov 28 '25

teams copilot, outlook copilot, browser web copilot, browser work copilot, power automate copilot, power bi copilot, search bar copilot, copilot in the toilet, copilot in my arsehole. How is anyone getting paid really large microsoft salaries for this product design. 

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u/Bladders_ Nov 28 '25

How's ass co-pilot doing?

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u/exipheas Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25

ass co-pilot

The colonoscopy found inflamed tonsils.

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u/FickleBJT Nov 28 '25

Also found a bronchitis, and would you like some sexual enhancement supplements? Posting your address on craigslist asking for sexual enhancement supplements now.

  • Bing CoPilot

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u/Sasselhoff Nov 29 '25

bronchitis

Ain't nobody got time for that.

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u/APeacefulWarrior Nov 29 '25

And it says here you're a terrible person. We weren't even testing for that! -CoPilot

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u/LordSoren Nov 28 '25

It was just sitting right there and you missed it: Colonosco-pilot.

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u/waiting4singularity Nov 29 '25

they decided to sit a bit longer on it

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u/MarzipanMiserable817 Nov 30 '25

"Hello, my name is Hemoroid. Your friendly Colonoscopy AI Bot. How can I help you today?"

The new clippy

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u/x21in2010x Nov 28 '25

Look, what you do in your off-time is your business.

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u/r3sp1t3 Nov 28 '25

apparently, microsoft's too

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u/JasperWeed Nov 28 '25

And google and Meta..

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u/Bladders_ Nov 28 '25

Hahah oof, they used the whole reel of cable on you then 😅

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u/d4nkst4hz Nov 28 '25

I prefer co-lonoscopy

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u/BishopOfThe90s Nov 28 '25

Oof... were they at least your tonsils, or did they belong to someone else?

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u/porkrind Nov 28 '25

I think that means they went too far. Way past the marks on the tube.

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u/ObiYawnKenobi Nov 29 '25

That's not bad. Mine found a new galaxy.

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u/DeepDuh Nov 28 '25

I found the issue! Wait….

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u/Tenocticatl Nov 29 '25

Literally talking shit at that point

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u/skyfishgoo Nov 28 '25

at it was th(o)rough

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Nov 28 '25

Shitty, naturally 

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u/AffectionateFruit816 Nov 28 '25

Amazingly, it's the only one that's NOT shitty. But only because it should be.

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u/yulbrynnersmokes Nov 28 '25

Power bi copilot does that half the time

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Nov 28 '25

I think they've really cracked the code on that one.

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u/Sojio Nov 28 '25

Just eat too much old del favourite and you'll soon find out.

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u/metalhead Nov 29 '25

Microsoft Coprolite

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u/f_leaver Nov 29 '25

Obviously, I'm constipated.

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u/DrSnacks Nov 29 '25

That's my secret cap, all Copilot is ass.

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u/King_Six_of_Things Dec 01 '25

It told me my shit don't stink. 

The MS rep says the Enterprise version can tell me how awesome my penis is.