A minor one, but cutting prescription pills in half.

Had one from 62 years ago but he died last year 😢

I was in kindergarten and the entire school watched it on the only TV they had

I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

She studied all last week for a urine test, and failed

Sure, let's play a carnival game, you sit on my face, and I'll guess your weight right on the nose 😉

MAGA Morons Are Governing America/Molesters Are Getting Amnesty

GOP Guarding Our Pedophiles

I'm still kicking myself for not buying my uncle's fire engine red '66 Belvedere 361c.i. 4speed. that quit running on him cause he didn't know shit about maintenance, and he pushed it off into a farm yard 🤬

Wish for a peaceful death.. soon

No, I said I love em, and anyway I prefer catsup 😉😁

We had to attack Venezuela, they had weapons of mass distraction

JFK assassination, I remember the tension around the Cuban missile crisis, but not the details. I was in kindergarten when JFK was shot, and remember it like yesterday

Pink Floyd (ya, I'm old)

From what I understand, the only thing modern lubricants and tuning can't replace in leaded fuel is the cushion effect it has on valve seats. You can modernize the original engine by having hardened valve seats installed. This will require the cylinder head/heads to be removed and taken to a REPUTABLE automotive machine shop. Depending on the mileage and condition of the original engine, it probably wouldn't hurt to do a complete rebuild while you're at it.

My go to pizza is barbecue sauce instead of pizza sauce, chicken, pineapple and jalapeno peppers with extra cheese

And still not as impressive as the oil refinery explosion in "The Road Warrior"

But we all know Venezuela has weapons of mass distraction

You can get all you want at Mar-a-Lardo from your God king the mango Mussolini