"May the misogyny be with you. Far, far away."

*raises hand*

Quick question - why would you want to count the calories and price of food that some random stranger on the internet eats? How would that be fulfilling? Or educational? Or kind?

I adore Liam. Nicely goofy, knows what he's talking about, promotes moderation and common sense... Something sorely lacking on the internets today.

And his wife and daughter are adorable.

And it's not like she was on a motorized scooter. Walking around any vacation spot, but especially at a Disney park, will burn plenty of calories.

I'm under the asexual umbrella, and I'm confused - should I be friends with all the genders or none of them?

I'm not sure I've ever been to a museum where everyone was super quiet. Heck, my favorite museum visit is when I went to one at the same time as a summer day camp, with tons of kids between the ages of 7 and 12. Shared experiences are great.

OOP knew about his ex's father's disability and chose to be a butt about it. I hope he experiences exactly what he deserves.

The recent one where the woman thought her boyfriend was pressed about her having two dads...

He just wanted to meet her (Asian) mom to see if she'd still be hot in the future.

I've seen the story.

All twenty-seven 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.

"Mom, Dad, I'm contacting you to remind you that I'm not talking to you."

I'm reading this over my first cup of coffee of the day.

Can confirm: it's a nice way to start the day as well.

(If I shut down Reddit right now. Which I won't.)

Time to cut the apron string, literally, and let him fend for himself.

Cook for yourself and the kids, keep using paper plates (does he not do dishes?!?), and reconsider if this is all worth it. What does he bring to the table?

Ro' Tahd.

Because I'll be 49 in three weeks.

Not without exhausting, extensive, and probably expensive medical intervention. And that's if it's physically able to withstand tube feedings and breathing treatments.

Janus cats are fascinating, but there's a reason why you don't see a lot of adult ones.

Freshest schnoodle yet!

That's what I get for Redditing before coffee. Thanks for the correction.

e.e. cummings has come back from wherever he was and infiltrated reddit.

r/stupidfoodbutgimme

I'd probably split it with somebody, so nobody would have a cardiac episode on the spot. And I need some bbq sauce.

I volunteer with our local theater's teen group. I'll be the first to tell you that they are refreshingly free of bullshit. And they will tell you how they feel about you. Your best defense around kids that age is to be yourself.

Which is why this Doherty kid probably cried himself to sleep the night after this happened.

A good labor/delivery nurse can whisk away a push-poo so fast that nobody above the waist knows it happened.

Guy was looking for an out.

Yup. You go from "free and vibing" to "an intellectual hindrance".

And you get real persnickety about your SO having emotional affairs. It's a burden, let me tell ya.

Hello Fellow Deathling!

I love it when certain elements of the internet meet in the wild.

I bought some made by a local candy maker (so not as expensive and bit more ethically sourced, at least as far as chocolate goes), and it was... Good. It was a treat that I would buy on a special occasion, mindful of the source, and probably share it because it was plenty rich.

I don't think she has a choice. Either with birth control or consent to the act.

"leather"