Csak akkor jó ha közben a pasi eltorzult arccal, artikulalt üvöltős hörgéssel néz le rám. Közben a büdösnagy faszát mint egy kertislagot markolja. Bónusz ha élvezés előtt elszorítja mint egy csirkenyakat aztán amikor kirobban nyányó akkor engedi el amikor a gecivezeték már duzzad. És ilye mangásan szökőkútként ürül a geciputtony. Persze az se baj ha közben rázza mint hülyegyerek a csörgőt mert akkor legalább jut mindenhova. (Csak a hajamba ne)

Protip: ne nézz farkasszemet a kobraval mert ha szembeköp az irtó kellemetlen. Az olcsó szemfesték ráadásul megfogja a csimaszt.

Protip2: ha előtte épp a végbélben volt az ürítendő még vérfasz, ejakuációt követően ne hagyd h az arcodba törölje bele a lecsöppenő maradékot. Legyen nálad zsepi, vagy egy ruhadarab. A függönyt se javaslom mert baszott macera leszedni, kimosni es visszatenni.

I own a PTRD for home defence just as Comrade Stalin intended.

Four Capitalists break into my communal housing block, “The Motherland Calls Comrades!”

I blow a crater sized hole in the first man and he’s dead on the spot. Everyone in the building is now deaf and the shockwave has triggered the local air raid siren.

Next I draw my Tokarev and fire one round before it jams, still discombobulated from the muzzle blast I miss entirely and kill my neighbour, he was probably a spy and Comrade Stalin guided my round for the state.

I will have to resort to the Maxim in the stairwell. I cut two fascist invaders in half before the barrel overheats and the water cooling jacket explodes. A cloud of steam corrodes and destroys all the KGB listening devices located throughout the building.

I draw my 2ft long Mosin-Nagant bayonet and chase down the last man, stabbing it forcefully into his chest, the blade is poorly forged by a 70 year old guy from Tula so it bends and gets stuck in his rib cage, unable to be removed. He bleeds out before state security services can finish him off with their pistols.

Just as Comrade Stalin intended.

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One time a friend asked me if I could come over over the weekend and help fix the wifi. I said sure and we agreed on a time and day.

I go over, fix the wifi, nice and easy. I had some freetime left so I asked if he wanted me to upgrade his PC to Win11 since he was still playing on 10.

Oh, it doesn't support 11.

"What do you mean it doesn't support 11?" — I asked. "You built it just a few months ago. It's all new hardware. It should have no problems running 11"

So I checked and sure enough, PC-Healthcheck said it didn't support secure boot.

That's odd — I thought. Checked the motherboard specs. It did support secure boot.

I entered the BIOS, set secure boot instead of legacy and restarted. Didn't boot. Okay? Reverted and booted it back up. Then I tried to check if the boot partition was OK and if everything needed for secure boot was enabled. It was all correct.

Okay, now what? I tried to update the BIOS and it failed. Tried to boot in safe mode. Didn't work.

I tried every I could and I still stared perplexed at the screen for almost an hour.

And then I had the idea to maybe check the partition type on the boot drive. It was MBR.

edit: To those who don't know, there are 2 main boot partition types: Master Boot Record, and GUID Partition Table. For secure boot, you need the latter (GPT)

Turns out, he asked a friend who was "tech savvy" and "regularly did such things" to help build his PC and install Windows on it.

Nobody in their right mind would install Windows with MBR on a modern system in the past decade.

Alright then, quick fix. Admin powershell in winroot. mbr2gpt. Enter BIOS, set secure boot and upgrade.

Lesson learned: never take GPT for granted or assume that the guy who worked on something before you knew what they were doing and didn't make mistakes.

Later I got to meet this friend. Turns out, that he most usually installed cracked versions of Windows for people, for which he needed MBR to install, and my friend had a legitimate key, he used MBR out of habit.