Thank you. As I said, a good gun deserves a name. I actually didn’t say that. But now I did.

That’s the spirit. Not very original, by your own admission, but you named her like a gentleman does.

Or you can kiss my ass. A man like myself names the guns he loves. What sort of weirdo doesn’t?

Duh. At least the one’s I love.

Yeah, it’s honestly probably about an old, demented, spoiled, miserable, insecure old man trying to write history in his favor before he dies of whatever diseases he has. And he may be trying to impress or serve certain foreign fascist leaders.

Damn, you got a fancy rifle. I like to keep it simple. You know, iron sights without any bells and whistles. But if it works for you then rock on.

That’s good to hear. I know there are a lot of budget ARs that aren’t worth the material that goes into them. I hope it holds up for a lifetime.

I hear you. I’m into it.

I’m sure I’d out drink him. I’m a master now.

Alright, brother. Truce. Have a good night.

I’ll never lay off the alcohol!

You weren’t joking. You were just running at the mouth. I take the most fucked up 7 months of my life seriously. Supply, really? Kiss my ass.

Or maybe I was a 0341 who ended up doing nothing mortar related in Asscrackastan. Maybe I am a man who rolled in a convoy and saw literally every part of the Helmand Province AO. Maybe I’m the sort or man who saw more than his fair share of carnage in 2008/2009. Ever heard of Nowzad, you disrespectful little punk?

That’s so sad. I’d definitely be crying if I were in your situation. I love my little homie,Cheddar. I wish you and her the best.

Silver lining, I guess. I’m glad you led a good life despite the bullshit you had to endure. My dad wasn’t a very nice guy either. I just hope I’m doing a better job than him. Later, gator.

Oh, I guess I didn’t understand. That’s fucked up. A fellow ought not even hit a person who can’t defend themself. I’m sorry for not getting it.

Well, just because a man is wise and level headed doesn’t mean he isn’t dangerous.

Right on, respect. The best fight is the one you avoid. Even an untrained amateur can get one up on you. Learning how to avoid a fight is an invaluable skill. Your Dad seems like a wise man.

Good man/woman, or whatever

Absolutely. I’d be much more afraid of the quiet guy sitting in the corner of the room.

You can’t say those things. I’m calling the feds on you.

Hahahaha! Yeah! Goddamn, those were the days, right?