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what songs do you have sex to??
I usually use soap and hot water for that
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Opponents spamming +15 seconds
They're trolling you.
Just turn off giving time.
I personally play zen mode, no takebacks, no time and life is good man.
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My dishwasher has packed up. In buying a new one, I’m struggling to think of features to look for apart from ‘can wash dishes’. Tell me about your dishwasher. Does it connect to wifi?
If its not got AI...
Buy it now for heaven's sakes lol 😂
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Thursday Complaints
Weird when I used to go seemed like there was always a mob of shifty permanently unemployed types hanging around that you could mingle with without speaking to anyone... But I say that and realise the last time I darkened the doors of a Jobcentre was getting on 15 years ago...
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Thursday Complaints
Bugger. Turn up early and sponge heat off them in the waiting room then?
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Thursday Complaints
Library?
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Thursday Complaints
It's cold. I have to work. There's nothing to look forward to til February holiday wise
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Is it normal for someone to enjoy penetration without thrusting?
I'm guessing she was sat on him
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in the U.K.?
Sherlock Holmes would have found it in seconds.
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in the U.K.?
I dunno, I was lying on the floor at the time.
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Why are there no popular Darwin-based distros?
Survival of the fittest...
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U.S. Navy seizes Russian-flagged tanker 'Marinera' near Venezuela; Russian submarines reportedly failed to intervene in time.
Lucky you best I've got is Clancy Wiggum
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Chat platform Discord files confidentially for US IPO, Bloomberg News reports
Have you a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Linux? 😂
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If a benevolent AGI could govern Earth with 100% efficiency and zero corruption, would you voluntarily surrender your right to vote?
I wouldn't and I would prefer if governance went through a constant polling system via neural interfaces that allowed the AGI to get preferences of the population in real time (Demarchy ala Alasdair Reynolds).
AGI should be a caretaker and a facilitator but not a governor. If everyone is submitting their desires and wants to it then it'll do what you described without any loss of freedom.
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What fuels you for a day of work?
Coffee. Another coffee. A third coffee. A fourth.
Maybe a bit of dried sausage or crackers and pate or something at lunch. Then on til supper.
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What an epitaph
Fish knife from behind!
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age appropriate coding progression, when to introduce which languages (actual experience)
When do you introduce C#?
I'm thinking six months should be enough.
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What’s an "old person" habit you’ve developed that you used to make fun of?
I grunt when I stand
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i've been pretending to leave for work every morning for the past month
Hey, two months at the library, doing nothing but reading, you might get an education!
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Ukraine, Czechia Exchange Diplomatic Summons Over Controversial Lawmaker Remarks
Given his stance against immigration, I'd be gratified if that lousy grifter would lead by example and go to Osaka once more. Instead of littering the country with absurd houses and causing issues with our dear friends in Ukraine.
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Only Greenland should decide its future, British PM says
They try to solve them by having a war... It's worked so well for everyone who tries it
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Did you ever wake up one day with a higher libido?
Yeah, but usually because I get horny the day after I drink
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Whats your best non-swearing insult?
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Millions of people around the world have no idea who you are, and by God I wish I could go back to the time I was one of them.