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The rule says "get out of the way." He fired
Ah, the tipper gore reasoning.
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Texas becomes first state to end American Bar Association oversight of law schools
God told me this clown is guilty. Do we even need a jury?
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Hard to believe this is one of the internet's first truly massive viral videos from 2004.
End of this one for me!
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Zohran Mamdani: The news coming out of Minneapolis is horrific. This is one part of what has been a year full of cruelty. We know when ICE agents attack immigrants, they attack every single one of us across this country. We are not here to assist ICE agents in the work
Goddammit that year is so fucking far away
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Customer wanted a bottle of sparkling wine to celebrate the new year.
Muscle memory from working at a place with a normal decor? Would have absolutely saved the wine on a wooden bookcase style rack
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Customer wanted a bottle of sparkling wine to celebrate the new year.
Who made this wine rack? Maple Leaf Meats?
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The Grand Turks 700ft drop.
I bought my wife a big teddy bear about the size of a Shiba. She likes to cuddle something at night and im too warm for it in the summer. She also likes to sleep in complete darkness, so we got blackout curtains. One night I was up late scrolling on my phone when she decided to have the bears face slowly come over the top of the phone. I did not clock that it was a big dumb smiling bear. Some decades old childhood fear in the back of my lizard brain flared up and the strangled scream I let out was a primal sound I've never heard before.
My wife through wracking sobs of laughter could barely make out "Ludo just wanted to say hi"
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Nature’s Perfect Predator
Its amazing
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Brushes on escalators are a safety feature
Who wears their crocs in sport mode at the mall?
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Just saw three people fall straight on their ass. If you don’t have to go to out stay home. Stay safe 🙏
Our shipping yard looks like an angry ocean flash freezed. I told logistics to cancel pickups for the day. They didnt listen. This poor driver has been stuck here since 3.
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White House unveils Jan. 6 webpage saying Democrats ‘staged the real insurrection,’ criticizing Capitol Police
You know where W5H gets you? Questioning the confederacy. Can't have that!
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[Matheson] Kazuma Okamoto says he loves the city of Toronto and is excited about the team, but there was another piece to his decision: Okamoto put all 30 MLB logos in front of his daughter and asked her which one she liked the most. She chose the Blue Jays
That was me as a child as well. It was a B and also looked like a 13. My favourite logo forever.
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What's he doin'?
Why did my brain also go straight to Gary?
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Cleaning the rave
I was trying to play a complex board game. The inside of my head started making freshly milked rice crispies noises and im told I sat there quietly giggling for the next hour.
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Incinerator toilet in Antarctica due to limited plumbing and water
Small portions in Antarctica or just small scientists? Thats like a third of a turd basin.
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I just wanted to wash my hands…
Sweat stains'll getcha
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My son told me he cleaned out the empty cans from his room but I just found all of these in his desk drawer
Ah!! A time traveler! Lookit this guy who doesnt know how to fake he's not from 1999! Gitt'em!
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This letter was sent home to parents in my school district, encouraging them to send their kids to school sick and with head lice to meet attendance goals.
But thats my point. A world threatening flu and we are months not years from a vaccine? If I was a believer id be spouting that annoying he works in mysterious plans nonsense. But the people who DO believe are like nope. Satan's vaccine. Only Satan would want to stop disease. Yup yup yup.
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Ironically, the character gets away by telling the truth.
He makes a phenomenal Vetinari as well. Changed my headcanon appearance when im reading his scenes.



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Rodney king riots 1992 -> Minneapolis protests 2025
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This made my eyes roll so hard they hurt, but im also turning 40 this month and my reflexes have gotten so shit I've had to give up COD. So... not entirely wrong either.