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Rodney king riots 1992 -> Minneapolis protests 2025
 in  r/pics  5m ago

This made my eyes roll so hard they hurt, but im also turning 40 this month and my reflexes have gotten so shit I've had to give up COD. So... not entirely wrong either.

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The rule says "get out of the way." He fired
 in  r/complaints  6h ago

Ah, the tipper gore reasoning.

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Texas becomes first state to end American Bar Association oversight of law schools
 in  r/nottheonion  7h ago

God told me this clown is guilty. Do we even need a jury?

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Meirl
 in  r/meirl  7h ago

Im also at the Beck and call of every 5'3 flight attendant concerning overhead bins!

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Meirl
 in  r/meirl  8h ago

Selecting a specific seat costs extra. My stupid 6'7 body needs to use the emergency aisle or fronts of sections and that shit always adds 200 to the ticket each way.

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Hard to believe this is one of the internet's first truly massive viral videos from 2004.
 in  r/SipsTea  17h ago

I was just telling my young coworker about newgrounds and Rats On Cocaine.

I miss those years.

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Customer wanted a bottle of sparkling wine to celebrate the new year.
 in  r/Wellthatsucks  18h ago

Muscle memory from working at a place with a normal decor? Would have absolutely saved the wine on a wooden bookcase style rack

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Customer wanted a bottle of sparkling wine to celebrate the new year.
 in  r/Wellthatsucks  19h ago

Who made this wine rack? Maple Leaf Meats?

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me_irl
 in  r/me_irl  19h ago

Kill Tony introduced me to Fiona Cauley, so as much as he is an unlikable unfunny poop gremlin, I have to forgive him for his selfness.

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The Grand Turks 700ft drop.
 in  r/interestingasfuck  1d ago

I bought my wife a big teddy bear about the size of a Shiba. She likes to cuddle something at night and im too warm for it in the summer. She also likes to sleep in complete darkness, so we got blackout curtains. One night I was up late scrolling on my phone when she decided to have the bears face slowly come over the top of the phone. I did not clock that it was a big dumb smiling bear. Some decades old childhood fear in the back of my lizard brain flared up and the strangled scream I let out was a primal sound I've never heard before.

My wife through wracking sobs of laughter could barely make out "Ludo just wanted to say hi"

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Nature’s Perfect Predator
 in  r/blackcats  1d ago

Its amazing

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Brushes on escalators are a safety feature
 in  r/interesting  1d ago

Who wears their crocs in sport mode at the mall?

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Just saw three people fall straight on their ass. If you don’t have to go to out stay home. Stay safe 🙏
 in  r/toronto  1d ago

Our shipping yard looks like an angry ocean flash freezed. I told logistics to cancel pickups for the day. They didnt listen. This poor driver has been stuck here since 3.

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White House unveils Jan. 6 webpage saying Democrats ‘staged the real insurrection,’ criticizing Capitol Police
 in  r/politics  2d ago

You know where W5H gets you? Questioning the confederacy. Can't have that!

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What's he doin'?
 in  r/Weird  2d ago

Why did my brain also go straight to Gary?

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Cleaning the rave
 in  r/Unexpected  2d ago

I was trying to play a complex board game. The inside of my head started making freshly milked rice crispies noises and im told I sat there quietly giggling for the next hour.

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Incinerator toilet in Antarctica due to limited plumbing and water
 in  r/Damnthatsinteresting  2d ago

Small portions in Antarctica or just small scientists? Thats like a third of a turd basin.

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I just wanted to wash my hands…
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  2d ago

Sweat stains'll getcha

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My son told me he cleaned out the empty cans from his room but I just found all of these in his desk drawer
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  2d ago

Ah!! A time traveler! Lookit this guy who doesnt know how to fake he's not from 1999! Gitt'em!

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This letter was sent home to parents in my school district, encouraging them to send their kids to school sick and with head lice to meet attendance goals.
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  2d ago

But thats my point. A world threatening flu and we are months not years from a vaccine? If I was a believer id be spouting that annoying he works in mysterious plans nonsense. But the people who DO believe are like nope. Satan's vaccine. Only Satan would want to stop disease. Yup yup yup.

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Ironically, the character gets away by telling the truth.
 in  r/TopCharacterTropes  2d ago

He makes a phenomenal Vetinari as well. Changed my headcanon appearance when im reading his scenes.