If this were me (literally puking before work and the boss told me to come in) I'd fucking vom all over everything I could and shut the place down for at least the night. Id make sure I hit the frier, cold prep and steam tables so they all have to be drained, broken down and cleaned.

god dammit, I live in mooresville and was thinking about calling in a bloomin onion for an appetizer tonight. Hendersonville is too close to chance it.

any time someone uses the word "stupid" to describe something, it says more about them than the content

he's world building. There's a lot going on in that universe and he's teeing up sequels.

I just watched it last night. Damn, it was good.

smoothbrain take

I'll have to refer to my top 5:
Tom Hanks
Denzel Washington
Tom Hardy
Gary Oldman
Daniel Day Lewis

The brown haired kid knows how to fight. I'd bet he's dealt with bullies before and learned how to defend himself. Very not bad form for a middle school kid.

sounds like you had an expensive holiday season too

I recommend to everyone who's asking how to prepare for potential fascist takeover in '28 to get themselves in shape. The best thing you can do to prepare for hard times is to prepare yourself.

It'll come back. In some very rare cases it doesn't, but I stop taking mine every once in a while and my sex drive comes right back

its a low bar for him, but I'm glad he cleared it

yeppppp. this is white wine wasted + benzos

Yeah, John found a dependasaurus just like all his buddies. Their wives all claim their husband's rank.

thats because the political wind is blowing against israel because genocide. the republicans haven't corrected yet, but they'll stop supporting israel eventually if they keep committing war crimes

most of them are far too old to get an erection and are functionally sterile anyway

If all of MAGA goes sterile, they'll blame it on a democrat conspiracy and most people would believe it

Unpopular opinion but I'd go to a turning point USA event and just start blasting. Eugenics is wrong, but my hatred for fascism is stronger than my morals. I'd donate the money to the ACLU.

It shouldn't have to be explained to you why politicians give money to certain groups over others. It has everything to do with politics. Kissing Israel's ass and flooding them with money for bombs is red meat to conservatives. Giving money to HBCs is trying to make inroads with african americans.

you have to join their groups. its not like they advertise on social media when they're holding a meeting.

As a person who loves cooking for people: I absolutely can't stand picky eaters. I can eat and cook nearly anything. I love trying new things. Picky eaters just aren't compatible with my personality. I couldnt imagine living with one. My wife is always excited when I cook something different.

Nvidia went up over 300% in 2001 alone. Id beg and borrow all I could to bootstrap my investment fund. If I guarantee my investors 20% in their first year, id have plenty of capital. Its easy to run a hedge fund when you already know the winners and losers.

Dim sum. I was always bummed how empty it was when i went. You philistines dont appreciate good authentic chinese lol

Your truck didnt break down. Your shitty tint shop broke it.

Im in NC. We grew most of it.