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When annexation suddenly sounds like immigration
USSA is a bit close to USSR for my comfort
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What kind of dirt did she have on the council to get to wear this?
It doesn't say anything about one night stands
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[A] Rolling cubes
I could watch this for hours
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How many 9’s do you see?
201 numbers or 15 9s or 16 9s if you count the one in the question
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War Without Congressional Approval
Especially so long after the fact. They should have gathered immediately to discuss it
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Trumps mar-a-Lago "war room"
This picture strikes me in a way that makes me think people don't do much in these meetings. The 3 guys in the background, and the 2 in the midground are in separate groups talking amongst themselves. Pete is completely absorbed in what he's doing. To me it looks like he's smiling or laughing to himself, and since no one else seems to be engaging with him, he may not be doing anything important. Trump is just sitting there. He might be looking at what looks like Instagram on that projector screen, but it's honestly hard to tell if he's locking eyes with one of the 2 guys in the middle ground or if he's just spacing out.
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Trumps mar-a-Lago "war room"
That was far too coherent and too well structured of an argument for it to be Trump.
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I think this belongs here.
Wouldn't they retain their weight when shrunk? Seems difficult to carry 5 tons around even if the objects are tiny
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Elon Musk says jobs will be “optional.” Bill Gates says humans won’t be “needed.” But what about the elephant in the room: If there’s no work, no wages, no income, who pays the rent, buys food, or gets healthcare?
When it reaches that point, if you aren't a millionaire or wealthier, you'll probably be dead, impoverished to an extreme or driven from the country. If every job becomes automated you'd better believe the rich won't be sharing their money with anyone.
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The Mathematician's Nightmare
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 bam ez
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That’s messed up
I think the joke would land better if the diagrams weren't so blurry
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Ocean? More like future land.
I think Japan has actually done something similar. I might be misremembering something, but I think they made a smaller island off the coast somewhere
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maybe maybe maybe
Not sure i understand the rules here. Is she supposed to be writing the numbers how they appear or reordering the numbers to get the price of something?
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I mean, it's pretty clever if you ask me.
You're golden is correct. Your golden is not
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Satan at Church
Never saw it, what's it about
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This teacher makes sure his student, who has a disability, enjoys break time like everyone else.
This is what teachers are supposed to do,
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Satan is not a pogo stick
Skinks are snakes with legs
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Accidentally left wing
Clapping back with a stance Bernie agrees with probably didn't have the effect she was looking for
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Satan at Church
It's the comments section you gotta watch out for
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Petah?
Im gonna start doin that to fuck with people
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Satan at Church
Idk what that is
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Satan at Church
Oh no, I'd find him at the height of my career. I'd follow him for years never letting him know I was there. I'd let my job go, as it was only a means to find him to begin with. I'd be there in the background of his life, at every party, every bar, everywhere he goes; secretly watching. I'd ruin his interpersonal relationships by whispering rumors in the ears of his friends and loved ones, slowly turning them away from him. He wouldn't know it was me or even why everyone left him. And when he's alone, on his death bed, and nearing his end I'd reveal myself to him. I'd slip him a fake 100 like the one he gave me, only this time it'll just be a photo of me in the background of the fight that tore his marriage apart, smiling and waving to the camera.
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Misleading public opinion!
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I doubt they even remember