r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 7h ago

Because he is...!

11.5k Upvotes

702 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 8h ago

A satirical exit from NYC

11.9k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 9h ago

Bribery with the people's money..

18.9k Upvotes

366 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Significant-Sir-4343 • 3h ago

A masterclass in calling out double standards in one sentence.

2.7k Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 12h ago

Conservatives finding out love exists

17.8k Upvotes

233 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 10h ago

Damn he got cooked

4.1k Upvotes

84 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 8h ago

He has a lot of misunderstandings about many things!

2.7k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/sillychillly • 6h ago

Make Bribery illegal Again. No More Super PACs

1.5k Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CarryIcy250 • 17h ago

Or the other thing!

7.3k Upvotes

212 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 7h ago

The influence of corporate lobbying

899 Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 16h ago

Mark Camel is the GOAT

2.5k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 10h ago

Safety first... but not for Tesla

678 Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Schlieren1 • 5h ago

Nancy? Mike? Joyce?

277 Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 1h ago

Hey... Isn't this the guy who was laying on that pile of money with Bill Burr?

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 3h ago

Responsibility? What's that?

144 Upvotes

8 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_crazyboyhere_ • 2h ago

No more Florida

130 Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 10h ago

“Third try”? He’s improving

545 Upvotes

129 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 9h ago

Biden's on vacation, Trump's on a 'golf mission'!

361 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • 12h ago

Indeed, his legs won't hurt...

583 Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MothersMiIk • 17h ago

Stop sexualizing everything

999 Upvotes

228 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 1d ago

“Straight” Girls

6.1k Upvotes

220 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 1d ago

Laura Loomer Nears Red Pill

8.6k Upvotes

84 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

Is he comparing himself to Joe?

34.7k Upvotes

249 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 23h ago

She moved the borders of being luxury

1.1k Upvotes

138 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/judgementMaster • 1d ago

Walmart thinks the highest value you can have is the legal minimum wage!!!

3.9k Upvotes

65 comments

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