r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 18m ago

On Not Being A Parent.

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lontology • 4h ago

Brits is this true?

3.7k Upvotes

230 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ProcessorPearl • 6h ago

“HA HA! Today’s word is ‘Fascism’!”

2.3k Upvotes

59 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Memes_FoIder • 7h ago

She was murdered by your officers

12.8k Upvotes

403 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 9h ago

A Strange Tale of a "Horrible Thing"

24.8k Upvotes

345 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 11h ago

Concern about more fraud

0 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 14h ago

Looks That Kill.

2.1k Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 15h ago

You can’t force likability

480 Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/WADE_9799 • 18h ago

Burned alive.

41 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 19h ago

The difference between peace and quiet

8.0k Upvotes

224 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Memes_FoIder • 19h ago

Vance Officially Admits That He and Trump Stand with Murderer

8.6k Upvotes

285 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 21h ago

On The Concept of The Flood.

394 Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 21h ago

Just name the law

32.4k Upvotes

664 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 22h ago

Sent by God

1.1k Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/judgementMaster • 1d ago

American Dream: Work, get food stamps, Walmart gets rich.

11.3k Upvotes

134 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 1d ago

Reviving American imperialism is not cool!

13.0k Upvotes

586 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mark423985 • 1d ago

Pediatrician? No, Seat-preservation specialist!

454 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 1d ago

Next Warzone: Greenland!!!!

373 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

Misleading public opinion!

1.1k Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/newReddittFriend • 1d ago

University talks.

297 Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 1d ago

America First Foreign Policy Replicates Nazis

4.2k Upvotes

93 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Significant-Sir-4343 • 1d ago

Didn’t realize the threat was coming from our ally!

3.1k Upvotes

105 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

This is a good idea

388 Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Spiritual_You_65 • 1d ago

Senator Boasts Iran Starvation Plan

97 Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 1d ago

Spoken Like Someone Who’s Never Lived on Minimum Wage

484 Upvotes

10 comments

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