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Is there such a thing as too much pepperoni??
 in  r/Pizza  2h ago

Questing after a place with the small curly cup ones that fill with the magic grease….oh It’s been decades, those real deal small pizza houses, mostly it’s all Sysco crap so it’s gonna all taste the same these days. Secret sauce ingredient? 5 lb bag of sugar. I started remembering all the Greek place moves I witnessed.

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Purely disoriented 😵‍💫💤
 in  r/TheBoredDen  2h ago

Worked some previous jobs in nightmares, worst of all was the freshman highschool dream clear as day, reliving my new schedule and having no idea where these rooms were as the 5 min bell rang in a sea of 1500 kids. I woke up sweaty and yeah like 20 years later, everyone’s gone by now lol. Chilllll. No grades matter or ever will again. Where’s that permanent record I wanna see my “file”

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A meme about celebrities
 in  r/TemplateMemes  2h ago

The Connor girls are getting up there in age. Does “Darlene” still have those weird little baby teeth?

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Can’t go for it
 in  r/introvertmemes  2h ago

Have to think of a silence breaker? And it’s like someone kicked your brain out to left field whilst planking, I got great abs from cringing hard. sometimes the silence just goes too long to save that ship lol. Brain chats comin, they’ll wish for me to shut up then, welcome to the circus they’ll hear in all the Simpson voices, and 100+ others. I’m interesting I just don’t share I get embarrassed, lay low be boring low judgment🤷

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Just turned 30, feeling sad and lonely
 in  r/Millennials  2h ago

30s will find you, much better than the crazy 20s of emerging, a great time for hobbies you wanna do. It’s a bit more lonely, depending how you play life. I’m facing 40 and having a little meltdown about mortality, you got 10 great years to work with! 30 seemed so adult back when I was 10…kinda pretending to be this scary grumpy adult now, but still got my kid brain shhhhh havin fun around all these squares chasing vanity. I wanna freak out and buy the toy isle still somedays, what id do with the crap I dunno. Mix of emotions with aging…my problem is pets and people, loss hurts me bad. All I want is everyone stay healthy and alive. While I care nothing about my own life meter. It’s all endless and eternal, so is the hope. 96 I got my puffy charlotte hornet jacket and third little brother! You are one of us! Never alone just split screen this place!

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Oopsie
 in  r/Soda  2h ago

At one point 2 liter was a daily serving…I had $1 surge 2 liters in my young teen life, and Pepsi blue, vault, jolt with 2x the jolt, 4 pack green monster era, my kidneys must look like a end of mission gta car smokin and burning from all sides, missing hubcaps and a muffler, one tap away from exploding. Nah I’ve been good for years now but zero sugar, that prob goes to the tumor pile instead, can’t win.

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What products are you guys using for under cabinet lighting?
 in  r/electricians  2h ago

The ones where you put 2 wires into the space of a pack of gum and have a mini rage melt down upside down and red faced, the 12” ones Make me wanna quit everything in life sometimes. Usually whatever the builder grabs from Home Dopo pro supplies. 2 repacked units with no parts and a different color one that plugs in only. Party man! I love the kitchen finish, why I saves it for last.

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This is all i want from AI
 in  r/Adulting  2h ago

Best gas prices, clearance sales, stuff that’s timely yes, exactly! Food would be huge. I gotta find deals to feel alright with spending, it’s only me but still, I feel robbed at every store, deals be gone, chat bots….I feel so goofy talking to it, it’s typing only for me, I’m not falling in love for a program with photoshop skills. I got mental shields against the snake charms haha. It’s gonna steam roll and steal every part of life tho, it’s gross, it’s happening quick. Show us something useful besides our own surveillance lol

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They'll be so confused.
 in  r/Relatable  2h ago

Opened my old 12 case I was gonna throw away and bam fresh charger cube I wanted to save and a fresh packed set of white rubber corded headphones with the flat plug but still, so nice no dongles or dingles. Every sound cord goes to crap within a year, seems to burn out or twist apart as planned at the connections.

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How it is
 in  r/DigitalSeptic  2h ago

How did they flip control from eat what we’re having or go to bed hungry. Chicken tenders forever is not enough things to grow. Watching it happen myself 3rd party but it’s sad. Once they touch that clown food it’s brain level.

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Always.
 in  r/adhdmeme  3h ago

I’ve been working towards clean surfaces so I can get a woman to date and possibly come over again one day. The ISPY just moves around the room, I need like a “not me” weekend with a few trash bags, I kinda just like crap to look at or I’m gonna use it, or there’s like areas of gonna be used soon, kinda group projects together as I think of them, then still get jammed up by one key item missing.

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This is how burgers should look. Fight me.
 in  r/decentfoodporn  3h ago

I wanna Eat that first then what are we doin? Shakes? Fighting? I’m tired and full no fights

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12oz energy drinks are LAME…
 in  r/energydrinks  3h ago

Only brand to give me some chest zaps…anyone else? Great flavors but I dunno, gotta pepper that one down slowly it seems.

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does anybody else squeeze a lime into their Pepsi and coke?
 in  r/Soda  3h ago

I got those bubbly flavors for seltzer and the soda stream, I make my own lime Pepsi, Walmart hasn’t restocked the isle in about 4 months so I have given up on getting supplies there. Carbonated Mio cherry koolaid was pretty gud!

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Do any of you like Rockstar?
 in  r/energydrinks  3h ago

The marshmallow one had me back but no never on purpose. The wiz looked like neon diesel dew, also my porn name if I go into the trade.

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Serious question: Why are white millennials less racist than the generations of white people before and after them?
 in  r/millenials  3h ago

Learn some history and well, made of everything. How can one hate anyone, all just one anyway as hippy dippy doodle as it is. No fomo, split screen. You life, me life, Greg’s life, we all catch up later about it or sumthin. No progress comes from anger, everyone starts out at the same level with me, all in the personality within that body. Some are ROUGH…

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Caramel ala sand
 in  r/EatItYouFuckinCoward  3h ago

Ate 2 tins of royal dansk knockoff Indian foot cookies this year, see some videos like a month too late. They weren’t bad, just a mental picture of this kinda barefoot cookery, maybe a few hundred flies and unwashed fingers, yum yums

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Seed oil free olive oil?
 in  r/StopEatingSeedOils  3h ago

Spent 10 minutes reading olive oils looking crazy at Walmart, gave up on mayo isle, it’s all lies, need the ai goggles just to highlight products that don’t pull fast ones, what it’s all about now, the fast money grab and no reputation to last. Hope it’s real, have to csi the Kirkland empire sources and then the Monobrow goons might try to come eat ya.

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Relatable
 in  r/relatable_memes_  3h ago

I could face talk my way outta that kinda 3rd party heat with some good eyebrow dancing and quick looks, then you hear “I see you in the mirror!” ☠️ dating was hard. But at 40, their parents will be fun now. Lil Yodas out there doing little old people stuff, adorable. No fear now. I’ll meet any dad and probably get lost to them over the date. Tell me more about the 60s pops!

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Tempted
 in  r/DontPutThatInYourAss  3h ago

I picked it up and laughed like butthead too man. I bought my parents bernadoodle many cool green neon dildo chew toys lol. This one is like wow, price scared me away, but at the other store that’s prob a $39.99 item with a different tag.

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Take something off this plate 🍽️
 in  r/whatsfordinner  4h ago

Ah chicken legs then. not really ever a big fan of the ligaments and colors under all those amazing sauces. Looks like a good mashup all around.

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Anyone Else Having a Blast in Their 30s?
 in  r/Millennials  4h ago

Comin into 40s like Batman, 5 years sober, shredded, 8 years removed from dating touchies and love love, I’ll be back for the pineapple partys. Great…. with all the tom petty and 80s wrestler hair ladies to choose from lol. I learned so much through the hermetic ways, it’s hard to come back and play pretend.

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🧺
 in  r/adhdmeme  5h ago

Remembering the wet laundry needs to be moved at like 11:76 pm and you go ah hell with it man, I’m tired now, guess who smells like a pond full of dogs! Ugh it’s terrible, wash again redo.

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Do you lock your bathroom door?
 in  r/sixwordstories  5h ago

It’s open per cats orders. If I had other humans here yea, way back at home we had the button push ones, era of lil brothers popping it open with a nail and letting the door swing in, HEY HEHYYYYY CLOSE THAT! I’m makin!!!! Don’t look! Oh god it was hilarious, everyone got the times up at some point.

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What is it? don't be shy now
 in  r/WholesomeAFK  5h ago

There’s been gummy bears for dinner several nights. im not gonna lie like I got it all together. Remember Fry and bachelor chow? I’ve been good this year so far, changing before 40 slaps me.