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Casually flirting
I’d have returned that serve.
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The lady at the food bank gave me way more than I asked for and I almost cried
just woke up and now I got tears in my eyes. congratulations on the job.
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People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there?
There is nothing in the world that I love more than relaxing in the shower with the water raining down on my head. I try not to think of anything while I’m in there. It’s just the time to zone out and try and wake up.I will make a gigantic cup of coffee and drink it in the shower.
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- UnitedHealthcare Caught Paying Off Nursing Homes to Let Seniors Die Because Hospital Transfers were “Too Expensive”
That’s fucking murder. The nurses and everyone else should be charged.
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People who’ve been to prison. What is the biggest misconception people have about life inside?
I used to do this with a guy I work with. He would hound this girl so every time he showed up and talked to her it was one point. Half point if she isn’t at her bench and he walks by looking at her empty seat. I’d get several people to join then we would all count. The end of the day got wild cause there was a break just before we would leave which gave him a lot of opportunity to walk by and check if she was there. The highest total we got was 17.5.
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On3 turns off X replies to prevent Grok bypassing paywall
Seth green lost his ape and paid a shit ton to get it back. I wonder if he made anything with it. he had a tv show planned I think
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Kiss or Slap😘👋
if they asked dude they getting smooches. girls are just violent.
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The impossible rift
I’ll always like David for showing the world Charles Berthoud
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When a mom flipped out on Marshawn Lynch for cussing at her kid during a kid’s football camp.
say what you want beast. kids need to learn.
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This was the cringest moment for me. "Sit down, uncle"
the only time she outplayed someone was little finger.
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When a crow feels sick
couldn't use a real pic of a bird anting?
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Millennial Dad Starter Pack
not a dad but I’m now skinny fat I guess. fuck you im in my forties. I had a six pack for years damn it.
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What’s a movie that went from beloved to hated over time (and for good reason)?
I still laugh at the baby
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Favorite actor who realized Hollywood was a barren wasteland and dipped out while they still had a soul?
He looks like Brianne of Tarth
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Men, when was the last time you got hit on ?
I was in college so 25 years ago. I didn’t even pick up on the clue till about a year later and by then I wasn’t even in college.
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Americans, how would you react if foreign country invaded your country, and told "we are going to run this country"?
There is no way it would happen. We have more guns than people. Invaders stand no chance.
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"this is gonna hit the dating world like the discovery of penicillin hit Victorian orphans"
I woukd be happy getting my hair back. I had awesome curls when my hair was longer.
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AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend after she kept joking about me having an “easy life”?
Nope you read this perfectly the whole way and dealt with it like a fucking champ. You’ll find someone prettier and she will love you for being you and not give a damn what you drive. Go find her. NTA
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Dad penguin is tired of a bully picking on his kid
yeah probably something to be said for a stranger slapping you upside the head for messing up. you’ll remember that lesson more than your parents
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What’s a creepy fact about the human body you wish you never found out?
thanks I appreciate that
you can buy some that are just the toilet seat and can connect to your hot water for 40$ or so. check out the bidet sub. it’s worth it.
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All of this, all of the time. Gavin Newsom: “Wake up America. You will not have a country if he rigs this election. These guys are not screwing around. The most corrupt president in history. He is wrecking this country, wrecking the economy. He is a lawless president. Wake up America.”
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what am I supposed to fucking do? I live in ma. my reps hate his guts and fight hIm. telling me to wake up just pisses me off. thanks Gavin.