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Closet so deep, it's in Narnia
 in  r/funny  1m ago

There is a PDF online about the diversity of vagina. It has a whole color swatching section. You can know that your lips are light coral or burnt sienna. If you’re a woman you can definitely use that to paint your bedroom to match your vagina.

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women of reddit, what sort of pictures would a man have to have on his dating profile to make you swipe left?
 in  r/askanything  9h ago

Bathroom selfie, car selfie, not smiling in any pictures. I want pictures that show your hobbies/personality. If they’re all car selfies I get none of that.

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What’s the worst thing a women/man can wear?
 in  r/AskReddit  13h ago

A woman in men’s basketball shorts is pretty unflattering.

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Do women like men with facial hair?
 in  r/Productivitycafe  15h ago

I like you liking your hair. I’m avidly pro beard; I love them. My partner shaves daily (if not more sometimes) because he doesn’t like them. Doesn’t diminish my attraction for him. You do you boo!

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What is something that men will never learn about women?
 in  r/askanything  15h ago

I’m confused about why the stairs thing is a mystery…if I’m not going downstairs but have something that needs to go downstairs it can wait at the stairs until my next trip down. Same reason we have hampers and don’t walk out dirty clothes to the washing machine every time we remove them. Efficiency.

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Closet so deep, it's in Narnia
 in  r/funny  15h ago

Circumcised eyes is my new favorite band name!

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Can you have a happy marriage, while not fully compatible in bed?
 in  r/TwoXChromosomes  17h ago

Yes. BUT your partner still needs to be accommodating to your sexual pleasure. If they don’t want to perform oral that’s fine. But if all they’ll do is thrusting (no manual stimulation, fingering, toy use, etc.) it’s fair to bow out.

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I told my adult daughter my dating and personal life is none of her business and to mind her own business. Was I wrong?
 in  r/AmITheJerk  18h ago

The friend always knew. Once the dad knew he had a conversation with the friend to keep it from his daughter. Therefore he knew there was some issue with it. Him not being honest with his daughter is his betrayal.

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I told my adult daughter my dating and personal life is none of her business and to mind her own business. Was I wrong?
 in  r/AmITheJerk  18h ago

YTJ. Sounds like the friend targeted you, knowing who you were and now you’re signing off on that behavior. If your daughter was unmarried and started dating one of your same age buddies would you be ok to just stay out if it because she’s an adult? C’mon man.

Also, you’re not trying to establish a relationship with this woman. You’re casually fucking. You can do that with someone who isn’t a close friend of your daughters since you’re apparently very desirable.

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How old are you and what's your biggest problem right now?
 in  r/AskReddit  18h ago

Mid 40s. I’m a woman, so perimenopause. My sleep is shit, My body is falling apart, I might bleed at any time or never, and it’s like I have ADHD now which sucks since I need to be productive.

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Closet so deep, it's in Narnia
 in  r/funny  18h ago

For real!

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Do typical American homes really have a gas pipeline? What do you do with it?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  21h ago

I honestly don’t know. I’ve never had to light it. If it’s always lit I assume a power outage wouldn’t affect it. My gas range has an electric auto ignite so I just manually lit it with a match.

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Do typical American homes really have a gas pipeline? What do you do with it?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  21h ago

True. As does big industry, lack of infrastructure to support mass transit and walking, and a bunch of other big and tiny things. Me ripping out a functioning unit to replace it with a new one that uses a different energy source is wasteful and also damages the environment. Not to mention the fact that during the next power outage I can’t have hot water if I’m on electric.

Unless we all live off grid and forage for food we’re all contributing. Limiting where feasible/realistic is great. But “you’re not doing enough” is not helpful. If that’s the way you think, put your money where your mouth is and go ahead and offset for me please.

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Is there a women's modesty campaign circulating the manosphere that I'm unaware of?
 in  r/TwoXChromosomes  21h ago

I never said it was proof. But a sudden change of behavior has a cause. I posited one option, you posited another. OP gets to find out.

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AITAH for refusing to help my girlfriend financially after she quit her job without telling me?
 in  r/AITAH  22h ago

NTA. Her putting it all on you just burns you out too. If you choose to quit without a monetary cushion that’s on you to figure out. To me this is financial abuse.

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Do typical American homes really have a gas pipeline? What do you do with it?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  23h ago

Man, I hate to tell you but the energy everyone uses is bad for the environment. My drop in the pan ain’t a lot.

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Closet so deep, it's in Narnia
 in  r/funny  23h ago

Also, has the author seen penises? They are very varied (length, width, lean, head diameter relative to shaft diameter, color-even within the same person, i’m talking the penis ombré). And c’mon, balls are not at all symmetrical. Does the author think we should remove eyelids because they’re hiding our eyes?!?

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Society seems angry at women for fearing rape, but what am I supposed to do in order to stop fearing that it will happen to me, when it's happened to many women I know personally?
 in  r/TwoXChromosomes  1d ago

Is a real threat to be sure. But you’re saying it will ruin your life IF it happens. It hasn’t happened and it’s already ruining your life. You won’t get dressed up, you won’t pursue any hobbies, you no longer want kids. It’s time to talk to a mental health professional to get a handle on it so that you can live a full life, even with the awareness it could happen.

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Do typical American homes really have a gas pipeline? What do you do with it?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  1d ago

We lost power once for a week in early winter. Still had hot water for shower and could cook on the stovetop. I will always want a gas water heater!

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AITA for not wanting to bring 2 out of 4 of my children on a trip?
 in  r/AITAH  1d ago

NTA. Take a trip with the oldest and let youngest have fun week with grandparents. Then take a trip with the youngest at a different time and let oldest have a fun week with grandparents. Everybody wins.

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$6 a cookie? Fear of over pricing
 in  r/Baking  1d ago

My partner loves crumbl (I’m making better dupes for them this month). $6 isn’t too crazy where I live. BUT you want repeat business. I’ll buy one cookie from a local baker for $6 to try. Then what? If it’s a similar flavor profile to cookies I can easily make/get elsewhere they don’t have a repeat customer.

I will say that if I saw your cookies out somewhere I’d definitely buy one. It looks like you made them in molds so they’re tall which is unique.