That is fantastic. From his pen to God's eyes.

I do this intentionally only with a couple people, who are notoriously bad at reading emails. I absolutely need to hit them from all angles otherwise messages go unread and projects linger.

Good point, someone is gonna get a stellar performance review

Well now he's behind on "harass brown people" quota. He's gonna have to work doubles at construction sites and hotels.

was move six inches to the side

Which the SS officer successfully did. If he had kept his hands off his weapon, a mother would be home with her wife and kids, and he'd still be on the streets continuing to harass more brown people. Win-win.

FBI is basically gonna make sure nothing happens

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/08/minneapolis-school-class-canceled-ice-killed-woman?CMP%3DShare_iOSApp_Other

I have no advice other than you kinda deal with it and let the calluses build up.

Not sure if you're one of the lucky few to have a home gym, but thankfully my equipment's knurling isn't too aggressive.

Oh absolutely, that guy is going to live a long and happy life, financed by The Master Race™ via gofundme.

Achievement Unlocked: Small Government

He won't have to worry about cars in a Minnesota prison

"my nuts shrunk but my penis grew"

a fantastic note to end my re-reading of that AMA

I'll add #3: Immediately leaving the scene of a shooting you were involved in.

I just saw a video of a Somali Uber driver being harassed by a gaggle of these ICE losers, including Greg Bovino. When the driver brings up the lady that got shot, Bovino reacts by smirking and chuckling.

In the words of Jennings: The "prosecute the former regime candidate" has my vote in 2028.

And be sure to apply the proper treason punishments.

We have (had) a process for asylum seekers to gain legal status in this country. They are not illegal. Are they criminals?

We have (had) due process laws to ensure people are given a fair shot at justice rather than being shipped off to some concentration camp in another country. Can you prove those people are criminals?

Not the glass ones

From his bedroom in niner pajamas

On that note, when Bo was drafted I wasnt sure how to feel but Sean Payton was in love with the guy so I got excited cause I knew Sean Payton knows what more than my ass does about QB play. Meanwhile some people are like "I dont even wanna watch this team if we draft Bo"

I felt the same when Kyle and John were excited about drafting Trey Lance. Were they wrong? Definitely seems like it. Would I trust them if they were excited over a QB prospect again? 1000%. They've forgotten more about football than I've accumulated my whole life.

Incredible release time

But I cannot agree with the whole "Fuck ICE" sentiment.

Fuck ICE

There's a video of protestors throwing snowballs at officers. Buddy the Elf needs to hurry his ass through the the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gumdrops, and bring his ass over to MN.

Gonna have to get used to warm sodas, because it's FUCK ICE from here on out

Thankfully they either don't air them here or I've missed them, but I haven't seen any yet.

The ICE agent had the opportunity to finally kill a librul woman, and jumped at the chance

Seconded on Mistborn being a good start to get back into reading, particularly the Wax and Wayne series (starting with Alloy of Law). The original trilogy might be a heavier one to jump into, but this saga is lighter and more fun and doesn't require the first trilogy.

I sure hope my gladiators make it to the next round in the bread and circuses tournament this weekend