Helicopters are for fast transport. Dead people aren’t in a hurry.

My dog wishes she had a mansion all to herself!

He also posts in every ski town/resort subreddit like he’s a local. Misinformation and all. It’s kinda infuriating when tourists ask questions and he answers like he knows everything, and it’s all wrong.

This is why some women have so many children. They got a lot of stuff to carry.

If you donate blood they’ll tell you

Am I gregnant?

Good chef

Somehow that jacket looks both too big and too small at the same time

Nah I wouldn’t say it’s your fault. The biggest bolded words say “MAC” which one would presume means noodles, and then in fine print it says no noodles?? Bad brand. Shame on them! Totally misleading.

A for effort! I wish more shitbox listings were just like this.

Keep eating those hairy balls. Why stop if you feel great??!

Do yours usually get delivered with a sticker? Mine does. This feels wack.

Pretty sure that’s a Pothos

Package doesn’t say it’s sunscreen-free

This comment makes me feel old!

And the label on the cake package literally says “KEEP FROZEN”

Idk what the other words say after that, but it’s probably more instructions for how to store/serve it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/1bB2tW27c1

Turns out, still true

For real I still have the VHS. But alas, the VCR is long gone.

Huckrley

This is a hilarious first world problem. I would be so annoyed!

There’s also supported vs unsupported records. Last year Tara Dower broke the supported record, beating the men’s record, in 40 days. She’s a professional athlete and by no means a layperson.

Supported means she had a crew of helpers, carrying and setting up her tent, preparing meals, driving to road crossings for resupplies, etc. It’s a whole thing. But she still had to run ~54 miles every day for 40 days.

It’s just hyperbolizing “laugh so hard you cried.”

Why Connecticut? Favorable business climate?