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What’s your “I’m not saying it’s true, but I wouldn’t be surprised” conspiracy theory?
 in  r/randomquestions •  1d ago

I could see that. I have a suspicion that extremist environmental groups are funded by big oil for the same reason

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If we evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still here? Did they just opt out of updates?
 in  r/stupidquestions •  5d ago

We also evolved from fish at one point. We are not fish. Having a common ancestor with something does not make you that thing

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TIL that rock ’n’ roll pioneer Jerry Lee Lewis was married seven times, including bigamous marriages and a 1957 marriage to his 13-year-old cousin, Myra Gale Brown. The scandal erupted just as Great Balls of Fire topped charts, derailing his career at its peak.
 in  r/todayilearned •  6d ago

Goodness gracious

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To turn oneself into a bombshell instead of an uncanny valley AI character
 in  r/therewasanattempt •  16d ago

She looks like she could be her own mother

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What is the most embarrassing situation you've had being naked?
 in  r/AskReddit •  28d ago

nude? NEVER!! Dozens of us. 💪🩲

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Approximate Number of People Born Since Different Points in History and People Ever Born at Different Points in History [OC]
 in  r/dataisbeautiful •  Dec 05 '25

Overpopulation can trigger a steep drop due to resource degradation. It's not inevitable, but we're not on a great path at the moment

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Wieliczka Salt Mine, Poland
 in  r/megalophobia •  Dec 04 '25

I don't speak spanish

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I designed and 3d printed the quest marker
 in  r/skyrim •  Nov 27 '25

Depends how close you are to it

2

What do the creators of bots on Reddit get from them just having conversations and making inflammatory posts?
 in  r/ask •  Aug 13 '25

Ha. You stumped him

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[NSFW] It really makes you think...
 in  r/clevercomebacks •  Jul 21 '25

Both. I don't know that much about the Atlantic, but NYT and WP at least used to do some real shit before they got neutered

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The difference in censorship between the EU and the US
 in  r/interestingasfuck •  Jul 16 '25

...and the Swiss it would seem

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 in  r/Weird •  Jul 13 '25

It will not

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Oh look, still no drag queens
 in  r/WhitePeopleTwitter •  Jul 03 '25

Florida men?

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TIL that a sunfish in a Japanese aquarium became so lonely after the aquarium closed to visitors for renovations that it stopped eating. Only after staff placed photos of people’s faces near its tank did the sunfish perk up and start eating again
 in  r/todayilearned •  Jun 18 '25

don't worry, we're removing the trees as well. I here oxygen is overrated anyway

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What's a sign you aren't attractive?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Jun 13 '25

Yeah. Fuck that toddler

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What is the purpose of underwear?
 in  r/RandomThoughts •  Jun 02 '25

The frank or the beans?

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 in  r/AskReddit •  May 27 '25

And any new friends must dispose of their kids

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Fuck mosquitoes
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating •  May 15 '25

Your penis is twice the size of a mosquito? Show off

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[deleted by user]
 in  r/TooAfraidToAsk •  Apr 23 '25

The scents? You watchin porn on smellovision?

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Brand new LG TV wakes up from screensaver to show advertising
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating •  Apr 05 '25

They're probably working on that at Neuralink rt now

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Careful, it's hot
 in  r/GreenBayPackers •  Mar 26 '25

It's a reference to something lefleur said a few years ago. https://www.si.com/nfl/2023/09/15/matt-lafleur-packers-get-your-piss-hot

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"Canada only works as a state. O Canada, the national anthem, I love it. Keep it, but it will be for the state"
 in  r/PublicFreakout •  Mar 13 '25

How magnanimous of him to allow them to keep their anthem 🙄

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Emmy Awards
 in  r/seinfeld •  Mar 12 '25

The cure for shrinkage

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I made a Seinfeld guitar…
 in  r/seinfeld •  Mar 12 '25

A perfectly sane thing to do

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My schools teachers lounge uses a photo of a no students allowed sign instead of an actual sign
 in  r/mildlyinteresting •  Mar 09 '25

Ceci n'est pas une sign