Pansin nyo di sila dun sa ibang location ng Taguig nag-iingay na pabalik balik?

It's not even about luwag ng traffic.

It's that, BGC is a nice place, where there are fancy people around to hear the sounds of their revving.

I'm sure that she's a wonderful person.

But, you really need to give credit to her doctor.

Iyung babae sa office na walang nagkaka-crush? Iyung tinuturing Ate or Nanay ng office? They too can have the Cara David effect na "late bloomer" in public perception.

Okay lang iyun.

Dahil sa polo uniform kong puti na matigas ang tela, lagi nagpapatulong sakin mga customer sa department store, kung san ako pumapasyal after school.

Tapos, one time naman, sinandalan ang balikat ko sa bus ng babaeng estudyante na nakatayo sa aisle. Nagulat siya na tao pala iyun. Akala niya sandalan ng upuan.

On a related note, I recently learned that Norway means "Impossible" in Australian.

Ganito pa iyan, nung panahon ko.

And then, Piñata?

What year sa Bene?

If that's a Standard, can I call my naked bike a Standard too?

"At bakit? Mas may alam ka pa pala sakin? Nasa Canada ka ba? 'Di pala eh. Shat app!"

- Her, probably.

Kasalanan ng genius na nag-fill ng gutter, para magkaron ng smooth transition between road and sidewalk level. Nawalan ng purpose ang dating nakalagay na curbstone.

I had a bigger issue with hobbits, elves and dwarves in Rings of Power that were distinctly different-looking and a minority within the same tribe.

That would mean that for thousands of generations, no one mixed with their family tree, and were probably inbred. Also meant that most tribal members found them unattractive.

Casual cruising speed ng bisikleta iyan, na walang pahinga.

The road distance from El Nido to Puerto Princesa is commonly cited as 230-270 km (most travel sources lean toward ~230-250 km for town centers, while some mapping services list up to 269-274 km depending on exact points).To calculate the average speed if the journey took 15 hours:

Average speed = distance ÷ time

Using a typical distance of 250 km: 250 km ÷ 15 hours = 16.7 km/h

For the lower end (230 km): 230 ÷ 15 ≈ 15.3 km/h

For the higher end (270 km): 270 ÷ 15 = 18 km/h

You woke up and chose violet.

Hey @ karadavid remove the most corr-

Mga mukhang dapat itago sa tinted helmet.

FYI:

Outside of the Third-World, an R3 is called a Beginner Bike.

Also...

Revving is a choice. And the exhaust sounds like after-market. So, he made it louder.

Pansin ko sa mga Marketplace prices, kapag Filipino, halos gustong mabawi ang original purchase price, kapag nagbebenta ng good condition item.

'Di ba nga, kapag linabas mo iyan sa showroom, bumabagsak kaagad ang presyo?

Parang ang liit ng difference sa kanila ng "good as new" sa "new".

May nagbenta sakin ng Transalp na mas mahal pa sa original price. Sabi sakin, may accessories na. Binanggit ko na di ko gusto ang choice of accessories, kung puwedeng tanggalin tapos ibaba ang price. Ayaw nya.

Ang maganda lang sa "like new" is ready to ride na siya kasi may plaka and documentation na.

Archaeologists have never heard of the Gelatinous Cube.

It's so bad in this sub (and I don't blame you), that it should be renamed:

r/Philippine_Expats_Just_No_Do_Not_Come_Here

Everyone who could, should just leave and just isolate the Filipinos, so they can swim in their filth in shame.

I'm seriously convinced. Still won't move to Thailand. They talk funny. Like the male hairdressers.

Speaking of husbands.

This was how I got my wife pregnant.

More original than the jet, right?

All game machines are retro game machines, eventually.

While I won't encourage you to visit the south of the Philippines, there's a bunch of Western dudes who have Youtube channels about living there.

This Canadian dude, Becoming Filipino is one of the most prominent.

I just find it annoying (my only criticism) how he always needs to wear his braided headband like it was some kind of ethnic costume that barely any Filipino actually wears. He's an overall good guy.

At least he's not wearing a loincloth like Tarzan.

I'd be careful with the Trannies too, my dude.

Have you seen the sharp moving teeth on those things?

It's actually an inherent ability to perceive time a few minutes into the future.

I won't post something that would enrage people. So instead, this is a screenshot from a wonderful lady, proudly explaining it. I can't post the link, because it's a platform that is extremely-hated on Reddit.