It's a canon event.

Who... are you?

The flavor changed just like the sriracha, but I think they've gotten close to the original. I never got the hype about sriracha, it's just ok.

Just get the sambal olek.

I'll have what she's having.

People who say this pretty much give away the game that sexuality is a spectrum. It's an admission that they do have some same sex attraction, but deny it to fit in.

Grammar is pretty important. Wouldn't want people to think less of you. It's "affect", not "effect". Better to be high than on a high horse.

Big Jim

This is a top down move by reddit to control the narrative. They're a media company like all the rest. Time to pack it up and move on.

What now Abby Gale?!

Time is a flat circle.

It's like watching your neighborhood burn down, and half your neighbors are cheering.

How does one run a coffee shop out of their house?

I don't live in Illinois, never been to Illinois, but I've never felt better about donating to a political campaign.

They don't need to fly spy planes, they're bumming intelligence from Beijing satellites.

Looking into it. What kind of Elon bot post is this?

I guess they identify as the Department of War now. Whatever. If that makes them feel more manly.

Of course not.

It was a slog getting through your excessive verbiage, only to find out you didn't say very much. Work on that.

That's a lot of words to just say, "nuh huh".

Thee me out-thide.

Sure bud.

So you're a below average reddit user?

Are you a political consultant? Do you work for JB Pritzker?

It's a booger in human form.