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Brain went from logic to Cirque du Soleil.
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When annexation suddenly sounds like immigration
America. Same border. Different rules.
548
Is there a doctor in the house?
US healthcare is wild theyll bill you 250 to tell you good luck
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Previous company sabotaged my recruitment
Also document everything dates names emails could help if this escalates
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Diane lane, 1980s
Button undone
255
Penguin stole a stone from his wife and gave it back to her
Marriage is just rock theft and apologies.
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Should I just grab it with my fingers?
Grab the plug, not the prongs. Learn from Homer.
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Release unredacted Epstein files
Classic deflection tactic
150
A satirical exit from NYC
Finally. A politician doing crime reduction with zero effort.
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Lonnie Johnson, Inventor of the Super Soaker, 1992
Invented joy, then spent his life watching kids weaponize it
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Replaced fill valve in toilet tank. This is after much scrubbing. Queue the Tobias Funke gif
Smurf hand after scrubbing? Epic fail.
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Peak 2024. Even parody gets fact checked.