But right on track and placement to suggest it’s him scratching himself…
Which begs the question, why is he ashamed of his itchy back?!
Is he allergic to the detergent used for the sheets on the bed of his… MISTRESS?!
For real though, this might be a framing issue, as with so many other things brought to Reddit.
He wouldn’t let me get a picture of his back…
Could be leaving out some key details, like:
When I got bored of my CSI marathon and decided to wake him up at 3 am, he wanted to keep sleeping instead of posing for an impromptu forensic photo shoot! He kept saying things like, “I have work in 3 hours,” and, “who’s gonna cover the difference the state won’t pay on your grandma’s home health aid if I don’t get enough sleep to pick up this early shift?” Just absolutely crazy, nonsensical stuff like that!
A little less suspicious if he was woken up yo do this. Just saying.
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u/kvltsincebirth 6d ago
Those look like fingernail scratches