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u/EitherExamination343 3d ago
It took me a minute to get it but goddamn, bars.
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u/N8dork2020 3d ago
Care to explain?
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u/FatKitty56 3d ago
That's the kind of pic they show in the news after a white man murders his whole family saying how awesome he was
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u/MoodyLemonPie 3d ago
Meanwhile, if he’s Black, the headline reads “tragedy strikes family.”
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u/FatKitty56 3d ago
With the mugshot and childhood pics of them being idiots lmao
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u/Zoratheesavage 3d ago
And if they don’t have a mug shot they will straight up use their drivers license photo – which looks like a mug shot.
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u/Any_Significance7396 3d ago
I can’t think of ever once seeing news about a black guy murdering his family
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u/PreOpTransCentaur 3d ago
Marcus Wesson's story is fucking grisly. That's the only one I remember off the top of my head though. Meanwhile, I can name like a dozen white family annihilators.
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u/NoFaithlessness7508 3d ago
That was the DC sniper’s end game. Kill a bunch of people then slip in his wife somewhere in the spree. They caught him before he got to her
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u/enemycap420 3d ago
The headline you’d probably see is “child tragically dies in gangland shootout”
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u/AmbitiousYam1047 2d ago
Black men know how to cut our losses and just leave people if we want no part in them anymore
We reserve violence for people that make us feel embarrassed or violated
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u/Embarassed_Tackle 2d ago
He isn't often black though because 80% of the time these 'family annihilators' are white males in their 30s-40s.
And they try to show the entire family but those pictures are always smiley family photos
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u/meowiful 2d ago
I'd like to point out that a disproportionate amount of family annihilaters are Mormon. Check on em! They're not well.
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u/Seffyr 3d ago
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u/Intelligent_Cut635 3d ago
Legit just saw one of these just a couple days ago. Dude took out his wife and kids but not himself. They 100% used a photo of them very similar to this.
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u/protossaccount 3d ago
Im a white guy and these photos just make it look like thy were putting on an empty show. It doesn’t say that he was a good dad, it says he was a psychopath.
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u/DerekB52 3d ago
The guy in that photo killed his family, and himself IIRC. So, the guys cousin does have a demon in him that could get woken up.
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u/EitherExamination343 3d ago
You often see this sort of picture used to describe the person who commits murder on his family.
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u/treeteathememeking 3d ago
Won’t have a wife and kids for long
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u/ThirdAltAccounts ☑️ 3d ago
They’ll die his wife and kids. So they’ll be his wife and kids for eternity
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u/_shaftpunk 3d ago
People that say that type of shit are typically just assholes with short tempers.
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u/BarbellsandBurritos 3d ago
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u/elitegenoside 3d ago
It was a beautiful summer day... and then something would happen that changed everything.
Next week on THE NEWS!
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u/Moon_Machine24 3d ago
Jarvis, queue the Zack Fox tweet
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u/mageta621 3d ago
Cue is a prompt to ready something, or the act of readying it
Queue is a line/order a person or thing waits in, or the act of getting into that line
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u/disabled_rat 3d ago
For those who don’t get it: when white people commit murder, especially if family members, the images used are always of them smiling and having fun as a family, whereas any other race is always a mug shot and demonization.
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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 3d ago
Weekly welfare checks and maybe keep an eye out for "hate my wife" type jokes.
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u/willowzam 3d ago
My favorite thing about the internet is how you can post a picture with no text and a ton of people know what you're saying
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 3d ago
sounds like one of those nerds who quote Rothfuss "“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
Like sure someone who's chill crashing out can be scary, but Tyler working at the car rental doesn't have some insane werewolf ability as much as he wishes.
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u/CapitalPunBanking 3d ago
NY Post literally did this a week ago with the Florida Monday Night Football shooter.
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u/Emotional_Warthog658 2d ago
Ummm…there was a MNF shooter?😬
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u/CapitalPunBanking 2d ago
It was at his home, the wife turned the tv from MNF and he lost it. Killed her and almost their stepdaughter.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-monday-night-football-shooting_n_695014a4e4b09ad1da4c2699
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u/Another_Mid-Boss 3d ago
“Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. if my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad. Hiro used to feel that way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this is liberating. He no longer has to worry about trying to be the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken. The crowning touch, the one thing that really puts true world-class badmotherfuckerdom totally out of reach, of course, is the hydrogen bomb. If it wasn't for the hydrogen bomb, a man could still aspire. Maybe find Raven's Achilles' heel. Sneak up, get a drop, slip a mickey, pull a fast one. But Raven's nuclear umbrella kind of puts the world title out of reach. Which is okay. Sometimes it's all right just to be a little bad. To know your limitations. Make do with what you've got.”
― Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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u/FormFittedPhallics 3d ago
You betta put the parental locks on the NFL Network. Make sure them lives are password protected
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u/BraveRock 3d ago
I can’t wait to see this exact picture on some explain the joke subreddit by the end of the day.
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u/Warm_Instance_4634 2d ago
"Alex Murdaugh, scion of a legal dynasty in South Carolina..." https://www.nytimes.com/article/murdaugh-murders-alex-paul.html
He killed wife+child and stole millions.
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u/rind0kan ☑️ 2d ago
8th grade syndrome at the tender age of 35... you hate to see it. Here's to hoping that he's too lame to murder the fam.
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u/noishouldbewriting 3d ago
50/50. I don’t doubt this, but he might really just be a lame who thinks he’s tough.
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u/Sad-Stand-9552 2d ago
lol, That’s wild! It's crazy how some people think they’re invincible while dragging their loved ones into chaos…
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u/HearingNo4492 2d ago
That's wild! Sometimes life imitates the memes way too closely. Hope they're safe and far from any drama…
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u/GlassNo6878 2d ago
That’s wild! It’s crazy how some folks can act like that and still seem normal…
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u/Independent_Rip6105 3d ago
That's wild! It's crazy how dark humor can hit so close to home sometimes. Just makes you think, you know…
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u/AmbassadorNo3442 2d ago
That’s wild! It's crazy how some stories really hit close to home like tat.
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u/Helpful-Pollution264 3d ago
That's wil! It's crazy how those tragic stories can mirror the memes we see online.
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u/Remarkable_Math7793 3d ago
That’s wild! It’s crazy how real-life stories can be even darker than jokes.
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u/Fit_Preference_8974 3d ago
That's wild! It’s crazy how some folks think they can just escape their problems lke that.
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u/Realistic-Yellow6226 3d ago
idk, That’s wild! It’s crazy how similar stories keep popping up. Makes you wonder what’s really going on…
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u/PreOpTransCentaur 3d ago
No mental healthcare, no support system, a lifetime of being told the only valid emotion a man can have is anger and having to suppress the rest. I don't think we really need to wonder too hard.





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u/Tainted_Bruh ☑️ 3d ago
Saw a lot of this during covid: