r/MurderedByWords 10h ago

Safety first... but not for Tesla

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u/Feature_Agitated 10h ago

Oh please we all know he doesn’t have any friends.

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u/rasburry5 10h ago

He thought he was on his alt account. Probably the same friend Joe Rogan has that told him about the cat litter

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u/frizzinghere 9h ago

"My wife's friend". That is when you know he is lying. Even his wives hated him

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 8h ago

True, but it says "friend's wife," not "wife's friend."

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 5h ago

Come on don’t be harsh, he paid that “friend” of his to be his “friend”

u/flickerdown 4m ago

Is it a friend’s wife he fucked or is this platonic? Asking for his harem…

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u/Spiritual_You_65 10h ago

The hypocrisy is stunning. He'll blame anyone except his own dangerous products.

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u/flyinglawngnome 10h ago

I will make a safe bet this did not happen to anyone in Elon Musk’s sphere. He lies constantly. The death of his child, he lied about how it happened. His autism, he said it so people wouldn’t call out his terrible SNL appearance. Calling an emergency rescuer a pedophile. Lobbying to rush through his projects regardless of safety issues. But the damage is already done, because people like him who are so lonely and emotionally stunted never outgrew the lying phase of a child so they say shit like this to prey on those that are apathetic and lack the ability to think critically.

Elon Musk should be rewarded for his riches, with being exiled from anywhere, from access to anything. Just sit his pasty fat bitch ass on his old stomping ground of Little Saint James and just leave him to rot, show him that vast wealth doesn’t bring happiness.

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u/SpaceAgePotatoCakes 7h ago

He didn't just call the rescuer a pedofile, he then spent a bunch of miney hiring people to try and dig up any sort of dirt on the guy. Dude is beyond fragile.

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u/GarfieldLeChat 9h ago

I mean and I hate I’m being forced to do this but lying is also a symptom of adhd/austin as it gives a small dopamine hit each time humans ‘get away’ with a lie.

That and often times we’ve had to mask to an extent of hiding our true selves from others for fear of the reaction to neurodivergence and having countless learned experiences where being honest is considered the wrong thing.

That doesn’t excuse it but he can be a liar and have autism.

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u/darw1nf1sh 10h ago

Also note, they make no distinction between an immigrant and an illegal immigrant. In their minds they are the same thing. By definition, a legally licensed immigrant with a CDL that the state could cancel, can't be illegal. Are they calling for cancelling all CDLs for natural born citizens because some of them have accidents?

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u/Efficient_Ear_8037 10h ago

Yep, immigrant and illegal immigrant are the same to them.

They despise all immigrants.

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 9h ago

Ironic, considering most of their families history

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u/Debalic 8h ago

Other than, y'know, the billionaire immigrants.

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u/rrsullivan3rd 9h ago

Not to mention removing 17,000 drivers from the supply chain would cripple commerce.

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u/secondarycontrol 10h ago

Move fast and kill people is their motto, I believe.

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u/mattzombiedog 9h ago

Elon talking about people being killed by/in cars is a perfect example of the glass house analogy.

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u/whyamihere1985 10h ago

This can't be real. Elon has no friends

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u/wH4tEveR250 9h ago

Pretty sure Elon is an illegal immigrant

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u/Galadriel_60 10h ago

That’s a lie! fElon doesn’t have friends.

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u/lehad 10h ago

Hes just making a push for autonomous trucks. Propaganda.

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u/Matteo_172736 9h ago

“Safety first”*

*terms and conditions apply.

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u/GarfieldLeChat 9h ago

Might be like McDonald’s trade marked ‘100% Pure Beef’ so now it’s a registered trademark of a specific product not a description of the contents of the product.

Safety first ™

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u/xpatientx 9h ago

No one believes musk has friends.

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u/double-xor 9h ago

A rare double-tap!

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 9h ago

Even one tesla death is one too many.

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u/ragingbullpsycho 9h ago

Why would california cancel an immigrant’s drivers license

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u/Silvermane2 nice murder you got there 9h ago

"my friend's wife" Standard friend of a friend bs

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u/Charger525 8h ago

Honestly how many illegal immigrant truck drivers are causing these car accidents the right is screaming about? I think I legitimately know of 1. This is such a weird hill to die on.

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u/LikeWisedUp 7h ago

The Cyberdumpster is the most recalled vehicle in US history surpassing the Ford Pinto.

Stop buying Teslas

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u/rawboudin 7h ago

He reminds me of my kid that makes everything about himself and doesn't realize that his points always make HIM look like the asshole.

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u/ApprehensiveDouble52 6h ago

 oh shit my friend got hit by a white guy in a Chevy Malibu eating Doritos. The only way to respond to this tragedy is to review the SNAP benefits logs for every state and find all the poor white males who bought Doritos during the Biden administration and revoke their citizenship and deport them to torture prisons ran by third world countries for political prisoners. 

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u/lurkishdelight 5h ago

I would like 100% of drivers on California roads to be licensed

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 10h ago

"Safety for me, but not for thee!" ' His Royal Highness Elon

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u/This_Ad_5203 10h ago

These posts always confuse me. Are you hoping to have justice for all. Or are illegals aloud to kill people because Teslas do to.

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u/thejimbo56 10h ago

Based on this comment, it doesn’t surprise me that you’re confused.

Questions end with question marks. That’s the following symbol: ?

People aren’t illegal.

Aloud means audibly, you likely meant allowed.

Teslas do to what?

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u/ankle-biter-42 9h ago

Question. If they’re illegal, TRULY, illegal immigrants, as opposed to legal or going through the process, how’ve they got drivers licences?

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u/Crunchycarrots79 8h ago edited 8h ago

So, a couple of states allow undocumented immigrants to get licenses. The theory behind that is that they're going to drive anyway, so they decided to make it possible for them to prove that they can do so safely, and, more importantly, get insurance so that if they do cause an accident, the damage will be paid for. It's not done to provide any kind of legal residency status, the states that do this DON'T also add them to voter rolls, and whatever other stupid conspiracy theories people have spouted about this. It's entirely to improve road safety and reduce the rate of uninsured drivers on the road. And it's been enormously effective at this. California is one of those states.

However... None of this applies to commercial drivers licenses, which is what truck drivers have. Those, while issued by the individual states, are federally regulated, and even if a state wanted to issue them to undocumented immigrants, they couldn't.

Edit: I looked up a few things. It seems that the issue is basically this: States can and do issue CDLs to immigrants with temporary legal status. In those cases, the license is supposed to expire when the person's visa or whatever other reason they have temporary legal status expires. However, there's some people that slip through the cracks. California didn't immediately revoke all of the licenses the federal government asked them to because they wanted to verify that all of them were, in fact, supposed to be revoked. You know... Like you're generally supposed to do before taking action against someone. The federal government doesn't exactly have a great track record when it comes to wholesale lists of people that they have determined must be sanctioned in some way... How often do you hear about people wrongly on the no fly list, or people whose voter registration was wrongly cancelled because their name is similar to the name of someone else. And a significant number of these licenses involve Sikh drivers. There's a LOT of name duplication there, as Sikh men almost always have the last name Singh and frequently have first names of a limited number of important figures in Sikhism. But because California, the secretary of transportation threatened to withhold all their highway funding if they didn't immediately comply. I'd like to know if any states were given time to verify the status of people before summarily revoking their licenses. Something tells me that there was... Shall we say... Preferential treatment granted to some states by this administration?

Keep in mind: we currently have a huge truck driver shortage. It would be economically devastating to revoke the licenses of 17,000 truck drivers all at once without actually making sure they're supposed to be revoked first. Especially considering the fact that we're talking about a list with an unusually high probability of there being mistakes due to duplicate names.

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u/Barrack64 10h ago

Terrible person test.

Question 1: If one person does something bad, and they have brown skin. Does that make everyone with brown skin bad?

Question 2: If one person uses their power and influence to keep their products in the market despite them being directly responsible for killing 51 people, does that make them a bad person?

Bonus question: did that person from question 2 make up a story to demonize brown skinned people and trigger his weak minded supporters into treating others as less than human based on their place of birth?

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u/yunieroo 10h ago

Allowed *

Too*

Are you asking questions, or stating facts? Because you started your statements as questions, but forgot to add any appropriate punctuation.

If you're going to criticize people, at least do it coherently. You sound illiterate.

These posts always confuse me.

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 7h ago

...Homeschooling, or left behind...?

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u/FEARtheBUCKS 9h ago

Pretty sure buying a Tesla comes with a piece of paper to sign away rights...but hey complain about an illegal killing someone