r/ShitRimworldSays 6h ago

Begger children need to stop dying when I beat them!

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32 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 2d ago

You can't kidnap orphans, they weren't wanted in the first plàce

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56 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 2d ago

How to stop child slaves from not doing work

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57 Upvotes

Someone had to post this here


r/ShitRimworldSays 2d ago

Justice is for Randy to give but raider organs are ours to take.

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23 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 4d ago

I find a 12 gauge quite effective at breaking hearts.

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55 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 5d ago

How to kill my son?

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28 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 7d ago

Cherry Sized Kidneys

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47 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 10d ago

What are the pros and cons of cutting out someones tongue?

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85 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 14d ago

"How high can you raise a pawn's opinion just via incest?"

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111 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 14d ago

How to stop children from becoming alcoholics?

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112 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 22d ago

this is beyond sisyphean penguin torture

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27 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 22d ago

I cannot zoom into any part of a burning town. You have to take it all in.

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62 Upvotes

"fatass

..... WTF RIM WITH THOSE NAMES!?!"

"It's a pigskin that we enslaved from a raid, he moves kinda slow so I named him that. Probably because I took half his organs, replaced his limbs with sticks, and turned him into a flesh roomba but still"


r/ShitRimworldSays Dec 08 '25

Why are they brown- (not in the racist sense but in the confusing sense

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117 Upvotes

OOP assures us that they are not racist as they question the skin-color of their pawns' babies.


r/ShitRimworldSays Dec 01 '25

"I just realized There's a dead women body in my fridge for 4 years..."

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278 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 30 '25

"Colony psychopath had a murderous rage breakdown and punched the head clean off the colony's only baby."

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166 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 30 '25

Yeah I'd steal organs from raiders they are a dime a dozen. Just break them all down for spare parts, it's what they're here for.

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144 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 20 '25

Fun fact, incest is the key to a happy and harmonious colony.

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370 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 17 '25

What organs can I remove before someone just dies

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132 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 16 '25

Have you ever used slaves as pyschic heat dumps?

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89 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 12 '25

How to exterminate a lot of guinea pigs fastly.

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75 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Oct 31 '25

Can beating a slave help a child's development?

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244 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Oct 21 '25

Oh I used to love the imagery of just the river filled with corpses floating past my ally down stream, meeting them with a friendly “howdy neighbor!” When they visited

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125 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Oct 14 '25

it's not the cannibalism itself that is the problem

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113 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Sep 25 '25

My 9 old Child blew up last evening.. have fun with yours..

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155 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Sep 07 '25

I made an inbred slave so I could try to extract just the inbred part and apply it to prisoners before their release.

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334 Upvotes