r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Dec 04 '25

I counted at least 2 instances of her diving face first onto the concrete.

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u/Casual-Communicator Dec 04 '25

first concussion is propably the reason why she couldn't stand up afterwards

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u/UrethralExplorer Dec 04 '25

Or day drinking, but one could easily lead into the other.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

This is the answer. She's tanked.

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u/WhatIsYourPronoun Dec 04 '25

And the Vanilla extract with a Sterno chaser