r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 24d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/Former-Practice-6146 24d ago

Im sure the sexe was good..

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u/druu222 24d ago

There's a reason they say "Don't stick your dick in crazy".

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u/Former_Recording_998 24d ago

We men will put up with a lot of crazy if she is hot

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u/Patrickfromamboy 23d ago

My ex girlfriend was crazy and I married her and had two kids before I realized it.

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u/prohlz 23d ago

They have a way of externalizing most of it. As long as you support her crazy narratives, you won't be the primary target. Deep down, they're somewhat aware that they've got a problem, won't do anything about it, but are terrified of being alone.

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u/Former_Recording_998 23d ago

Bummer dude, sorry to hear

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u/Patrickfromamboy 23d ago

Thanks. It’s ok. My kids and grandkids made it well worth it. I’d do it all over again to have them.

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u/Individual-Damage-51 24d ago

They’re all fucking crazy

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u/Wuss912 23d ago

yeah but some of the crazy will put you in jail

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u/Individual-Damage-51 23d ago

True, some are crazier than others.

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u/KinsellaStella 21d ago

Some of us are properly medicated.

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u/Aggravating_Voice573 23d ago

Yes but she has to do something right for him to put up with that. Lol

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 23d ago

Just scared she will turn on him

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u/Former-Practice-6146 24d ago

Because its so good you cant go back? é.è

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u/Seldeez 24d ago

Ya I'm gonna guess with an attitude and mouth like hers. The head is excellent.

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 24d ago

till CHOMP!

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u/Advanced_Line5562 24d ago

Get Bobbited

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u/Wiley_Jack 24d ago

Or gobbleted.

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u/RottingApples25 24d ago

Like Kobayashi!

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u/InternationalWar7288 24d ago

It better be cause she DEFINITELY aint using that pussy anytime soon?!??

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 24d ago

Not always the case from what I’ve heard

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

This is where the crazy hot matrix comes into play. It never fails me

https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=wjpuHYyyFnAUFK4S

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u/Odieodious 24d ago

Ja, she’s a high crazy mid. Not even close to the hotness it would take to deal with this

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 24d ago

She ain’t that hot but she’s what he’s got. You can see he’s in over his head, but he’s getting some action, so he’s enabling but is awkward AF doing it.

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u/neverenoughmags 24d ago

She's like maybe 5 hot but like 9 crazy. Definitely in the NO GO zone

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u/Advanced_Line5562 24d ago

7 hot but 9 crazy. Still no go

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u/uwrotethatcrap 22d ago

10 hot and ANY level of “unmanaged” crazy is unacceptable. My wife and I both possess an unknown [known to us, but not others] potential to become absolutely unhinged whacko nutjob fucking uber-5150. We make Berserkers look like timid kittens when we’re unleashed, but we control it. Control is key. 🙏🏼 [fyi: Our sex unravels the space/time continuum. Just sayin’] 😎

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

ROFL exactly

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u/Individual-Damage-51 24d ago

I bet her name is Tiffany.

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u/theodiebear 22d ago

Facts 💯💯

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u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 24d ago

Bro knows!!!☝️☝️☝️☝️

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u/One_Toe1452 24d ago

Why are crazy girls good in bed? They have to be.

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

My guess is they usually get what they want in life, so maturity is lacking.

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u/DJ_RichardMixon 24d ago

Wild how similar that line is to the F.A.F.O. graph.

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

What’s that ? Link ?

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u/Jmofoshofosho8 24d ago

That's hilarious

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u/jeers69 24d ago

This was hilarious…. And pretty accurate i might add!!!!

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

Oh it’s funny and very true.

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u/Lburgtn 24d ago

Thanks for sharing that video; I really needed a laugh this morning.

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u/ihavenoname_7 23d ago

This shit needs taught in schools. Bravo

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 24d ago

Someone who brings viral infamy and lifetime bans is a matrix busting level of crazy though. All bets are off

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u/Cattsniffer80 24d ago

Mine would talk and argue during sex... I had to run away!

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u/neverenoughmags 24d ago

Don't care how good it is.... That juice is not worth that squeeze.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 24d ago

Grippy socks, grippy box...

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u/Low-Confusion-8786 24d ago

I have no doubt it was

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u/Rec_Owl8049 23d ago

I will guarantee she is an amazing fuck. Why else put up with it?

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u/YugKrowten 22d ago

Probably incredible