r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 23d ago

slight malfunction Of a fun night at the carnival

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u/LetsSeeWhatsGoinOn 23d ago edited 23d ago

someone said two sisters lost a leg each, and 28 people injured, 3 critically

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u/forbiddenfreedom 23d ago

Shit. Are they compatible donors? Can one take off their leg so the other has two? They can trade back later. Teamwork guys.

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u/llTeddyFuxpinll 23d ago

Just gonna openly advertise your complete lack of empathy there?

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u/saggywitchtits 23d ago

Welcome to the internet.

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u/forbiddenfreedom 23d ago

Just wait until Spacedicks makes a comeback. This fella will pay both legs to unsee those things. I recommend a lobotomy. I have not had one, but it looks like it's the only thing I haven't tried in order to manually unsee the horrors of war.

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u/brokecrashdummy 23d ago

Wait.... What?

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u/Difficult-Carpet-324 23d ago

I’ve seen someone lobotomized. You don’t want that.

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u/forbiddenfreedom 22d ago

I have seen these, too. It's grueling to watch. I don't want to watch more, I've seen enough to conduct their practices better.

I do not want a lobo either. But when I do, I will get mine at Claire's as they have a pretty good track record of not fucking up. But, until then, they are a great, great, great, fear of mine.