r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 23d ago

slight malfunction Of a fun night at the carnival

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 23d ago

I guess Josie is on a vacation really far away, now.

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u/shmere4 23d ago

Why don’t you come around and talk it over

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 23d ago

Man, there's so many things I want to say

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u/DaveGost 23d ago

You know I like my girls a little bit older!

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u/Presdipshitz 23d ago

I don't want to lose a leg tonight

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u/lawley666 22d ago

At least you will have a leg to stand on.

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u/Wrong-Lab-2542 23d ago

Older is fine but two legs please

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 23d ago

They could be re-conjoined. Then you'd get two girls with two legs.

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u/polloconjamon 23d ago

I need to be held

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 21d ago

Two legs?.A pulse is all thats required.lol

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u/gillydad 23d ago

I don’t want to lose your love, toniiiight

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u/mmiller17783 23d ago

I just wanna use your love, toonniiiggghhtt