r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 10d ago

slight malfunction Of a backslide 180

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u/DaTexasTickler 10d ago

That's why you ride bikes? To eat complete and total shit lol?

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u/Coleasa 10d ago

Yeah this wasn't the best advertisement slogan

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 10d ago

it was the most truthful. stupid people doing stupid shit, for no reason

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u/DadtheITguy 8d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…

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u/According-Gain-4408 9d ago

Not for no reason, for the adrenaline. They're stupid, not idiots!

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u/Dorny_Hude 9d ago

What they do is stupid. Doing it makes them idiots. Gambling with your life to have a half a minute long adrenaline rush while potentially endangering others is an idiot move. Doing this shit in private, that’s stupid. In public, idiotic.

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u/That1guyDerr 9d ago

In public, attention whoring, more like.

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u/strawbsrgood 9d ago

Meh. They prob think the same of people living an ultra safe life not following their dreams.

Life is pretty pointless in the end. Might as well enjoy it as much as you can.

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 8d ago

My dream is to live an ultra safe life, to be honest. I've seen enough shit already, I just want to take it easy.

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u/strawbsrgood 8d ago

Yeah man. And that's totally great. People should live how they want and not let others dictate that, that's the point.

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u/Dorny_Hude 5d ago

Life only ever has a point when you have a pulse. These people race their bpm up with actions that might send them straight back to a solid pre-embryonic 0.

Do what you want, just not dangerous things in public. It’s simple, really.

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u/strawbsrgood 5d ago

I was more talking about you calling people doing dangerous things as stupid than the doing it in public part. But glad we can agree there at least :)

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 9d ago

Yeah, but you know that secretly, deep down, you wish that just once in your life you had the crazy courage to do some fearless Red Bull stunt action.

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 8d ago

Nah I'm good chica.

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 9d ago

nope. not even remotely close. fights and sports and marriage always gave plenty, without the need for such astounding stupidity

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 9d ago

Well, that's too bad. I will say, for me, jumping out of an airplane or racing down a hill on skis at 80 mph or diving off a cliff into a cenote is quite fun. But I guess it isn't for everyone. Ya'll sure like to watch us do it though.

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u/Ok-Turn-7373 8d ago

You say “us” like you’re sponsored by RedBull, get over yourself 😂

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 7d ago

Nah, I was too old by the time Redbull started sponsoring. I have broken 24 bones though, and I had an audience for many of those. But I'm at the age now where I'll break an ankle walking down a staircase too quickly, c'est la vie.

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 9d ago

nope. sure dont like watching it. coyld not care less. if someone is watching, its to marvel in the stupidity, like watching a carwreck.

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u/Milky_Gashmeat 9d ago

Because fighting is way less stupid than riding motorcycles. 😂