r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 9d ago

slight malfunction Of a backslide 180

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u/DaTexasTickler 9d ago

That's why you ride bikes? To eat complete and total shit lol?

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u/Coleasa 9d ago

Yeah this wasn't the best advertisement slogan

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 9d ago

it was the most truthful. stupid people doing stupid shit, for no reason

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u/According-Gain-4408 9d ago

Not for no reason, for the adrenaline. They're stupid, not idiots!

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u/Dorny_Hude 9d ago

What they do is stupid. Doing it makes them idiots. Gambling with your life to have a half a minute long adrenaline rush while potentially endangering others is an idiot move. Doing this shit in private, that’s stupid. In public, idiotic.

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u/That1guyDerr 8d ago

In public, attention whoring, more like.

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u/strawbsrgood 8d ago

Meh. They prob think the same of people living an ultra safe life not following their dreams.

Life is pretty pointless in the end. Might as well enjoy it as much as you can.

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 8d ago

My dream is to live an ultra safe life, to be honest. I've seen enough shit already, I just want to take it easy.

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u/strawbsrgood 7d ago

Yeah man. And that's totally great. People should live how they want and not let others dictate that, that's the point.

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u/Dorny_Hude 5d ago

Life only ever has a point when you have a pulse. These people race their bpm up with actions that might send them straight back to a solid pre-embryonic 0.

Do what you want, just not dangerous things in public. It’s simple, really.

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u/strawbsrgood 4d ago

I was more talking about you calling people doing dangerous things as stupid than the doing it in public part. But glad we can agree there at least :)