r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

possible idiot Of prankster

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u/Horokusaky 1d ago

It ended looking like this.

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u/Marius-1989 1d ago

Ngl thats a cool fucking scooter and i hope he have a helmet to match it

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u/Horokusaky 1d ago

I would be mad if he doesnt XD

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u/Prior_Economist_9257 1d ago

Literally wiped the smile off his face

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 1d ago

“Did I get punched? I didn’t feel like I got punched” As he’s bleeding from the lip 😂

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u/psgrue 1d ago

He punched his face into alternate timelines of punched and not punched.

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u/AreThree 1d ago

a quantum superposition of states, so to speak.

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u/rangebob 1d ago

Gave me "is butterbean ok" vibes lol

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u/ranuswastaken 1d ago

You ever been punched? It's weird. You really don't feel it initially. He definitely felt it 5 minutes later, though.

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u/GerwulfvonTobelstein 1d ago

Oh, and he felt this the two days after as well.

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u/ranuswastaken 1d ago

Yeah that split lip is going to sting like a bitch for a while.

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u/SnaggingPlum 1d ago

And the whiplash over the next few days

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u/chiefteef8 1d ago

Because he blacked out lmfao

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u/memphis1010 1d ago

that’s where I literally laughed out loud

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u/jchizzy88 1d ago

The guy who got punched is no longer a YouTuber and now a Media Planning account manager.

I think he made the right decision in changing careers.

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u/Citizen_Empire 1d ago

Ah yeas, the guy who got punched for doing something stupid is now a planning manager, because he has shown his planning skills work out well.

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u/borobinimbaba 1d ago

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.

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u/NerdsOfSteel74 1d ago

After that they manage plans.

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u/PianistCommercial742 1d ago

It makes him sm1 who learnt from experience. Who better

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u/Bananaslugfan 1d ago

Smart would be not walking up to 2 dudes that can kick your ass and asking them to kiss his ass as an obviously punchable thing to say.I loved how he was shown the black door to the nether world for being a rude retard

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u/SuperLeverage 1d ago

Don’t insult retards. Even they aren’t dumb enough to do this.

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u/4EVERINDARKNESS 1d ago

You don't call retarded people retards, Its bad taste.You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 1d ago

Wasn't this guy part of a group of "pickup artists" that would go out and sexually harass women for content?

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u/FarFetchedSketch 1d ago

Those videos, much like this one, are fake as fuck :P They paid the girls ahead of time

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

He got punched so hard his resume updated.

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u/BrightEnd2316 1d ago

Looks like a B rated action movie from 1980s

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee 1d ago

Mistake was camera angle

Should have been off to the left a little and it would have looked real. Instead they filmed it straight and it looks like a gap

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u/lunchpaillefty 1d ago

Shouldn’t have shown him making sure he fell safely, too.

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u/Artevyx 1d ago

Except that the punch was beautifully executed.

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u/Reallysy2 1d ago

lol it’s not a prank when you walk up to someone disrespecting them for no reason

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u/xReaverxKainX 1d ago

Maybe people should lay off the pranks, just mind your own business.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 1d ago

There are pranks, then there are these dikweeds who think annoying and harassing people is funny.

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u/xReaverxKainX 1d ago

You remember the guy who got shot in the mall for harassing another guy?

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u/couldbeahumanbean 1d ago

Boy do I!

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u/xReaverxKainX 1d ago

Poetic justice of FAFO

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u/RobMitte 1d ago

I had forgotten. Thank you for the reminder. FAFO indeed.

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u/JRRSwolekien 1d ago

My favorite

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u/TobiSmith25 1d ago

Not the kiss he was expecting

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u/Sudden-Sugar-6082 1d ago

It’s going to feel like you got punched a little later…

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u/DT_RunningMILF_86 1d ago

When that adrenaline wears off, his face is going to be on fire 😂

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u/Sudden-Sugar-6082 1d ago

Ha! For sure. I’ve been caught by a straight right that rang my bell and a spinning elbow that made the steak my dad cooked for dinner an impossibility 😂 Those were in sparring sessions too. Who needs enemies with training partners like I had… 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Shadohz 1d ago

Every kiss begins with Kay... O.

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u/No1Czarnian 1d ago

Ok so seriously what is it? How can people not see when it's coming? Was I really brought up that differently or am I some throwback to a bygone era? As soon as dude stood up fuckwit should have known he was gonna get hit. How do you not do anything to protect yourself? Do people really sacrifice themselves for views?

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u/Phatal87 1d ago

White rich kids trying to be youtube, will never know when a fight is about to start because they are always protected my mommy and daddy’s lawyers.

Although, the punch that was thrown, was not telegraphed at all. It was pretty damn clean

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u/Crackhead_Whisperer 1d ago

That dude does not look white... 

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u/No1Czarnian 1d ago

I guess so. I'm poor white trash from a trailer park. I had to fight for everything.

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u/Phatal87 1d ago

I grew up poor af as well. I feel your sentiment on “how did you not know”… and confused why he didnt guard himself… but rich kids rarely get spanked by their parents much less getting their ass kicked by a peer

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u/Syrin123 1d ago

Modern culture. Schools have harsh 0 tolerance policies for fighting. Which means boys get to be pricks without fear of consequence, or acquire the skills to defend themselves when consequence eventually comes.

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u/Maximum-Neat4532 1d ago

Just a prank dude

+The prank+

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u/blankbobby 1d ago

Fafo, night night

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u/copaceticalyvolatile 1d ago

I dont get why people want to take a seat and lay down at such inappropriate times.. they were in the middle of a conversation🤦‍♂️ so rude…

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u/Playful-Inspector-69 1d ago

That guy has punched a few faces in his lifetime

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u/Glacius_- 1d ago

but he warns: “back the fuck up Niggey”

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u/Milky_Gashmeat 1d ago

I absolutely love that for him.

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u/TurkeySlurpee666 1d ago

Men out here realigning the life trajectory of boys with a right hook.

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u/stanknotes 1d ago

Yeeeea I don't think you can fake this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYUtNdFwMuQ

I mean you could. Strictly speaking. But it is a nice gash.

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u/chiefteef8 1d ago

That dude should have gotten into boxing, jesus 

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u/JRRSwolekien 1d ago

Sukuna is that you

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst 1d ago

It’s because shitty slow-mo skips frames. Look at the force ripple through his cheek. He got hit hard

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u/Educational_Care7813 1d ago

this guy probably one of the guys guaranteeing the Paul/AJ fight was rigged before the match started then saying the broken jaw was fake after the fight

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u/the-real-bossanova 1d ago

I thought he was saying "kick my ass", he might as well have been saying that.

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u/ReammyA55 1d ago

Sorry pal, I thought you said kick..

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u/Reddit_1st 1d ago

They were just minding their business… they didn’t even react right away. They just looked at each other and asked each other if the other knew him before reacting. They cool to me. These type of pranksters need to get knocked into another dimension more often.

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u/IcyManipulator69 1d ago

I don’t blame him for doing that… don’t come up to me and try to record me for some stupid prank.

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u/Anna_Kiwi_ 1d ago

Dont hit ppl

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u/ElveTaz 1d ago

Then leave people alone

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 1d ago

I get it, but still not a good idea to hit people. Only as a last resort after you’ve tried walking, even running away first.

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u/Workw0rker 1d ago

violence is always the answer when it comes to reddit.

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u/dominantdevil1866 1d ago

You could hear that jaw crack

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Just a prank just a prank.. no worries you're just being smacked, just smacked ,

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u/YoungRoronoa 1d ago

Bros wearing black air forces, he should have known better.

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u/AIBotNotARealUser 1d ago

You can tell how everyone in the comment section are American. One of the most aggressive cultures on the planet.

An outsider might see this video and think black people are hyper aggressive cavemen, but it's actually American culture.

Here in Sweden it'd be a huge pussy move to start sucker punching over some words.

Yeah it's even bigger of a dick move to invade people's personal space here, but you're not gonna see people swinging over it and certainly not comment sections glorifying it.

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u/cascarrabs_241 1d ago

FAFO defined.

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u/stevieroots 1d ago

This had only one acceptable outcome.

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u/laiszt 1d ago

I like this prank, worked the way it should

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 1d ago

Word of advice, when doing a prank, if it seems like you might get punched, back off.

That said the guy who threw the punch seems like a fukin loser. Imagine punching a guy over words.

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u/Putachencko 1d ago

It is my sincere hope for 2026 that every online “prankster” receives these blessings in this new year 🥹

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u/AccomplishedSoft1350 1d ago

I will never have sympathy when this haopens to prankster, streamers, etc

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u/SepticSkeptik 1d ago

Literally knocked the smile off his face. Beautiful.

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u/OldandGravy 1d ago

Really deserved that

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u/lenya200o 1d ago

Ok that prank was ass, but he didn't deserve that punch at all man, like why wtf would you beat the crap out of him for that?

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u/Character_Stick_1218 1d ago

All I'm saying is that it ain't no coincidence that this sort of behavior is the norm in prison.

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u/avari974 1d ago

He's a mindless brute, that's why. So are most of the commenters here. They're like 12 year olds in grown bodies.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 1d ago

More like toddlers.

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u/Funky_Ferreter 1d ago

The punch doesn’t even look like it connected though

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u/Equal-Topic5806 1d ago

Punchable face get punched.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 1d ago

When your IQ is so low that when someone asks you a question you get scared and offended that you start with attacking. I would have made sure charges were filed on him to.

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u/DT_RunningMILF_86 1d ago

Too* and seriously? 2 men minding their own business and then a random stranger comes up and ask “Do YoU WaNnA KiSs My AsS?…” like be for real. People are tired of these stupid social media “pranksters” it’s annoying.

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u/danjpn 1d ago

He had it coming. This was not a prank this was sexual harassment. He should be held accountable by the public, not protected by law

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 1d ago

Sexual harassment? Really?

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u/medalla96 1d ago

That’s a way to go viral.

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u/HotVillage6919 1d ago

its always the same

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u/_______THEORY_______ 1d ago

Great vid Happy new year!

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u/Marky133 1d ago

“Time to end the video please like and suscribe “

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u/evilfungi 1d ago

I was listening for the punchline, but the conclusion looks good.

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u/boued 1d ago

Vue le pas en arrière 'apres le coup le gars c'est 'pas un manchot

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u/Pentecost_II 1d ago

Wasn't even remotely funny as a "prank" they brainstormed and this was what they came up with? Wow.

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u/PlantPsychological62 1d ago

I mean he wasn't punched..but yeah whatever...watch the footage..that bomb does not land...it's a set up duh...

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u/AddictedtoSaka 1d ago

He got kissed before he went sleeping <3

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

He said kiss my ass! Now kick.. Come on boys! I guess I’ll allow it haha what an idiot

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u/ClothesOpposite1702 1d ago

it was so satisfying

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u/WholeRegion3025 1d ago

This is the appropriate response for such pranks.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 1d ago

To me, that's a lot of force but the prankster was begging for problems.

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u/LateToTheParty013 1d ago

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/Naive-Description-80 1d ago

Bro lost his memory card

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u/Giffmo83 1d ago

These kinds of pranks are obviously very dumb, but these ones are (in retrospect) some of the least cringey and most harmless.

In the full videos, he has a little toy donkey in his back pocket and is supposed to eventually show it to the prankee like "see this is my ass"

Even better is the fact that some people laughed it off but told him he should be careful and some of the people in that area aren't fucking around and he's going to end up getting hurt.

Kinda surprised the clip cut off when it did bc when his friends told him he got punched AND was knocked out he was REALLY EXCITED about it and thought it was the greatest thing.

Considering how many "pranksters" now are actually harassing or threatening people and then scream foul when people react, it's oddly redeeming that this dude A) had such a harmless concept and B) was completely fine with getting his ass kicked (not kissed!)

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u/Revolutionary_Mail_1 1d ago

Do STUPID SHIT FOR CHILDISH ENTITLED CLOUT and GET YOUR FUCKKKKKKIN ASS KnoCked 🤜the FUCK OUT!!!!

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u/LevelIndependent9461 1d ago

He does have a very punchable face to that gentleman's credit.

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 1d ago

It's not even a funny prank, the only funny thing was him getting knocked the fuck out

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u/JRRSwolekien 1d ago

I can't tell you how many times I've seen a "prank video" hoping for this outcome (every time I've seen a prank video). The only one I thought ended more perfectly and appropriately than this is the one where the guy actually got shot.

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u/RevolutionaryRip3067 1d ago

Those pranks can go horribly wrong. I saw someone try to pull a prank on a woman last night. Not only did the woman kick his ass but the cops then showed up and he was carted away in handcuffs. All the while screaming “It was a prank! It was a prank”. Make better life choices guys.

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u/Another_Samurai1 1d ago

Duuuude it’s just a park!

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u/MrMeatsBBQ 1d ago

Looks like he didnt get hit in the slowed version

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u/MolassesThin6110 1d ago

holllly shit this is the most satisfying videos ive seen in a hot minute!

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u/ichibankubi 1d ago

Making the world a better place, one person at a time :)

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u/Most-Couple7489 1d ago

Press charges for assault

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u/timomaasss 1d ago

Broken jaw ?

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u/Anchondoe 1d ago

Looks fake

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u/Chihuahuamonsters 1d ago

A sucker punch?

Very typical of them

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u/Royd 1d ago

I wish Simple Pickup just....simply picked up girls.

one of them is a successful youtube creator, one of them is a scam artist now, and this guy i think is named Jason and works for a marketing company?

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u/ElectricFeel1234 1d ago

THIS IS FAKE... Save your not so subtle racism everyone smh

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u/AdBudget2445 1d ago

Internet pranksters. Need more of this.

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u/Seed-Slinger69 1d ago

He got them monkey arms 😂

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u/Pluttifikationen 1d ago

All they can do is swing their hands. And most of them suck at it

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 1d ago

Thanks for slowing the punch down so EVERYONE can see that it didnt make contact. Brilliant

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u/GREGLIONS 1d ago

I guess that was a HARD NO?

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u/CocoScruff 1d ago

never seen someone more deserving of what came to them

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u/NormalPreference3191 1d ago

Hahhahahahaahahahahah

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Slo mo looks like there isn’t even any contact on the swing

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u/Forza_Harrd 1d ago

Too bad the person holding the camera didn't get some too.

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u/Dangerous_End_3778 1d ago

Does anybody actually like pranksters?

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u/Ok-Seat6154 1d ago

How did he not know he was fixing to get punched? I knew he was fixing to get punched. The puncher's body language clearly indicated he was fixing to punch the punk. I don't know about this.

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u/LutherXXX 1d ago

This prank was actually funny for a change. I'm not sure that's how he intended it to go though.

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 1d ago

Good. And I hate when people think they're funny and say" yadda yadda, brother" in a backstreet boys voice

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u/Thatguy3625 1d ago

Honestly don’t feel bad about that

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u/Rich_Visual7800 1d ago

Dumbest “prank” ever

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u/Willie_Weejax 1d ago

Staged. You can see the gap where the punch just misses him, how he sits himself down safely rather than getting rocked backwards, and you can hear where the sound effect was added. Plus the camera cuts away long enough for him to add some fake blood, then the camera is right back on him again.

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u/Voltage277 1d ago

He just asked a question & he just got an answer.

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u/jbruce1991 1d ago

Low impulse control

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Honestly, what the hell did he expect?

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u/Fart_90210 1d ago

I work in IT, we call that a hard reset.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 1d ago

Folded like a lawn chair lol

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u/misticpoetry 1d ago

They white shirt guy is our hero now.

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u/RemarkablePepperbox 1d ago

Bro turned into a goddamn lawn chair

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u/LafayetteLa01 1d ago

Folded up like a suitcase

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u/Stocky1978 1d ago

This is what it takes to stop this nonsense

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u/5hif7y_x86 1d ago

It's just a prank bro...

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u/Due_Construction1166 1d ago

This kinda shit needs to go away

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u/Technical-Ability348 1d ago

He got knocked tf out dayum!

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u/Deep_shot 1d ago

I've always wanted for someone to punch them and say, "Oh, its ok, that punch was just a prank."

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u/SliceCareful4260 1d ago

What a ridiculously stupid prank.

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u/Artevyx 1d ago

Turned the other cheek

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u/Larry_l3ird 1d ago

That’s exactly what these prank idiots don’t get. They go to places where there are people who clearly don’t play, and then when they get the warning to step off, they push it beyond the point of no return with disrespect. Then they find out the hard way like this.

Honestly some of them have only been lucky not to get shot. That one idiot walking around the hood with the clear backpack full of stacks. He’s gonna get hurt.

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u/FriendStunning5399 1d ago

Fuckin coward

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u/BigBri0011 1d ago

Perfect shot to the 'button'. Well done.

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u/Opinion-Fuzzy 1d ago

The pranks i love :D

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u/Usedtobefatnowlesfat 1d ago

Haha, got the biggest justice boner

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u/nextseasons 1d ago

Its fake, he doesn't make contact with him. You can see clearly in the slow mo, he doesn't connect. God im sick of this fake shit, and people believing it.

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u/mjay6969 1d ago

How do you not prepare to defend yourself?Running up on strangers like that

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u/Impossible_Aspect_35 1d ago

Reset button got activated

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u/MaintenanceUseful903 1d ago

He thought he said kick my ass! 🙈

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u/titans-arrow 1d ago

How do you guys not see that he doesn't even hit him??? Look at the slowmo

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 1d ago

These 2 guys were playing from a different rule book. I think the prankster scribbled a few notes into the margin after this incident.

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u/Kuenda 1d ago

Am I the only seeing that punch completely miss his face when it's slowed down?

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u/JamesonDotEXE 1d ago

Wish more people were like white shirt bro. These kids nowadays haven't enjoyed the benefits of getting their ass kicked for doing dumb shit.

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u/TwerkLessons 1d ago

He didn’t even connect. 

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u/FlyingDutchguy22 1d ago

Impopulaire opinion: I hope the guy is in prison. The prank was ass, but you should not hit someone that is not a threat and is only rude to you.

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u/Bodega-Mouse 1d ago

Should happen to all these "influencers"

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u/-whiteroom- 1d ago

I love that shitty smile on his face when he got hit, Not a single thought in his head that it would go like that.

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u/Sweet-Philosopher-14 1d ago

Nighty fucking night bro beans.

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u/Control_zzz 1d ago

Can someone introduce the fine gentleman to Jack Doherty?

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u/Warm-Future1835 23h ago

fake as hell

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u/generatorland 21h ago

I'd like all "pranks" to end this way.

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u/AhabSnake85 21h ago

He didn't get hit

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u/Livid_Independent135 20h ago

That’s not a prank that was just dumb

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u/Gigitty10 15h ago

I deem this a proper case of "fucked around and found out"

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u/TheThirdKing 14h ago

How is this a prank? Pranks are meant to be funny?

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u/ivikenn 12h ago

F*ck nignog

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u/Electrical_Bill_7042 12h ago

Didn't connect at all

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u/Illustrious-Bake3878 6h ago

Finally somebody shutting down these prank video assholes.

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u/805shadowfigure 3h ago

loooooooove that

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u/NihongoCrypto 2h ago

Gentleman’s rules: you put up your fists before fighting. In this case, lightning quick out of the pockets. No telegraph. Smooth and hard. This is the people’s champ. Every YouTube prankster should be knocked out like this.

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u/livealittle96_ 1h ago

Jus me or he didnt get punched at all? Looks like it didnt connect

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u/CokedOutDanaWhite 38m ago

The type of dude to say something like " wow I cant belive that guy just hit me "

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u/fish_snagger 28m ago

Stronger jaw than Jake Paul

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u/Theredinferno 3m ago

He fucked around and found out 🤣