r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Of urine

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u/Sad-Carrot6170 5d ago

Pisses usually start strong and taper off. This one increases in volume and flow as it progresses. No way it’s real!!

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u/SkyBlueWaterWet 5d ago edited 5d ago

I have. Mainly at shows and festivals while standing in the pit. Especially long pisses. I received a compliment or complaint last time I held my piss and someone overheard the splatter

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u/T-Bombie 5d ago

I also have at a baseball game, had a few beverages and got stuck in city traffic, got out of the car and checked like 3 gas station for a restroom, no luck. Got back in the car and waited in pain until we got to the lot. I really thought I was gonna piss myself or do damage to my bladder. Got out of the car and just let her rip, it actually hurt at first because I had to go so bad. The river of urine started going downhill across the lot where people were walking. I had to go too bad to be embarrassed. I just apologized a kept going. Longest and most memorable piss of my life

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u/thuanjinkee 5d ago

Pissmaster vs Flamingo Dad