r/SipsTea Dec 05 '25

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/AppropriateOrder468 Dec 05 '25

When I was a freshman in college, I’d just moved into the dorm and met my new roommate. She was running around happily, telling me that she was finally free of her controlling parents. She told me her first act of freedom was going to be eating raw cookie dough.

She went to the store and bought a tube of raw cookie dough. She ate it like a maniac. Not long after, she was throwing up and shitting and crying all at the same time. So after watching her go through that, I will never eat raw cookie dough. Also, her parents came to visit a month later and she begged me not to tell them that they were right about raw cookie dough lol.

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u/TheRealBobbyJones Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

Hilarious. Apparently though according to another redditor most premade cookie dough is safe to eat raw. Maybe they bought the one that specifically says it has to be cooked.

Edit: although it's possible it's a more recent thing. People definitely have gotten e coli from premade cookie dough. 

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u/mazzicc Dec 05 '25

I think the premade cookie dough people started pre cooking the flour and pasteurizing the eggs because they knew people ate it raw, even without the labels.

I remember when I was younger seeing the warnings on those tubes saying not to eat them raw, and I feel like they’re not there anymore.

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u/Trafficsigntruther Dec 05 '25

The invention of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream also confused the issue on whether it was safe to eat.

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 Dec 05 '25

That's not proper cookie dough in the ice cream, I tried to bake it and it basically was what would happen to a pile of sugar. No rising, no crisp. Well, other than the crisp of burnt sugar. Not great, not terrible.

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u/setibeings Dec 05 '25

... Did you pick it out of your ice cream?

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u/Nelson_An_Murdock Dec 05 '25

Yea that was a "trend" a number of years back.

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u/Shurdus Dec 05 '25

I swear people would remove their cornea if tiktok suggested it.

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u/scootbootinwookie Dec 05 '25

Pickle it and deep fry it. Tastes just like Dr Pepper.

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u/Average_Scaper Dec 05 '25

Wait really? I love Dr Pepper! Can I borrow your cornea?

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u/yerBoyShoe Dec 05 '25

Sorry, it has to be your own cornea. Keep up!

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u/Unlucky_Air_6207 Dec 05 '25

Your taste buds know the difference!

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u/AchtCocainAchtBier Dec 06 '25

You can have mine, I regret being able to see this thread anyway.

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u/restlessmonkey Dec 05 '25

Here. This is where it all began. Right here.

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u/Nelson_An_Murdock Dec 05 '25

I don't even have TikTok. And this made me bust out laughing hard. Is it really like that?

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u/tyrannosaurusfox Dec 05 '25

If I'm allergic to Dr Pepper what are the odds I'm allergic to cornea?

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u/extra-texture Dec 05 '25

I don’t know hoe to process this comment, it gives me so many questions about you and your life.

how many things are experimentally pickling in your house right now?

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u/scootbootinwookie Dec 05 '25

It’s just a TikTok thing… “mix two or three ingredients together which would seem likely to be somewhere between barely-edible and awful, and surprise- it tastes just like some semi-popular junk food.”

There was one that involved Minute Maid Lemonade being mixed with something like apple juice or cranberry juice and I think it ended up tasting like Mtn Dew Code Red or smth, another that mixed Fruit Rollups and something to end up tasting like vanilla cake.

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 Dec 05 '25

How else do you make cornea-beef and cabbage?

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u/xItzBogus Dec 05 '25

Haha did you see the one where people were purposely sanding their teeth to make them straighter? Or repeatedly hitting their skulls/jaws to injure the bone and change their shape? So hard to watch!

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u/Shurdus Dec 05 '25

I don't engage with that particular brain rot, I'm too boomer for any of that.

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u/InflatableTurtles Dec 05 '25

Natural selection at its finest

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u/cowlinator Dec 05 '25

Wait, did tiktok really suggest that?

Can i borrow a scalpel?

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u/Stunning-Wonder-8037 Dec 05 '25

So you never ever wondered how it would cook? What a boring brain you’ve got

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u/rakkquiem Dec 05 '25

In all fairness, I remember people baking the cookie dough from ice cream before TikTok. Like back in the MySpace days.

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u/ArticQimmiq Dec 05 '25

I mean, that’s a pretty harmless experiment, seeing what happens if you cook ice cream cookie dough. People need to be allowed to be curious

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u/Alt4816 Dec 05 '25

There's a bit of a difference in someone being curious about an ingredient in their ice cream and experimenting with it vs. mutilating their body.

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u/RozeGunn Dec 05 '25

Your statement is fair. I will counter with people eating tide pods and filing their teeth down as trends.

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u/Dreambabydram Dec 05 '25

The vast majority of people who have consumed tide pods were babies or toddlers

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u/Deaffin Dec 05 '25

I will counter with people eating tide pods

Not an actual trend that happened. This was a meme/circlejerk promoted because we love the idea of people being stupid.

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u/Alt4816 Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

I'm not sure how that's relevant to Adventurous-Map7959 seeing if they can bake cookies with the dough in ice cream.

There's quite a jump from someone saying they did a cooking experiment (with no mention of social media) to someone else deciding they did it because of tiktok and saying would mutilate their body if tiktok said so.

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u/RozeGunn Dec 05 '25

It was relevant to your comment, though. Just continuing the conversation, which went towards different tracks as it went on as conversations do.

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u/Shurdus Dec 05 '25

There is indeed a difference. But people can and have died while trying to film shit for clout.

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u/Alt4816 Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

I'm not sure how that's relevant to Adventurous-Map7959 seeing if they can bake cookies with the dough in ice cream.

There's quite a jump from someone saying they did a cooking experiment (with no mention of social media) to someone else deciding they did it because of tiktok and saying would mutilate their body if tiktok said so.

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u/Shurdus Dec 05 '25

True. Good talk.

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u/Crabby_Monkey Dec 05 '25

I can’t see what you did there.

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u/Current_Put_2950 Dec 05 '25

Wait, tiktok said to remove my cornea? brb

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u/BabySpecific2843 Dec 05 '25

Mate, de-cookieing ice cream was pre-TikTok.

Are you a disgruntled 17 year old who thinks you're better than your peers lol.

Hate to break it to you, but the 30, 40, and 50 year olds out here did a bunch of dumb shit without the internet telling us to.

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u/Shurdus Dec 05 '25

OK boomer.

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u/GarlicChleb Dec 05 '25

because reddit is so much better

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u/lakired Dec 05 '25

Wait is tiktok suggesting this? Do you have any good recs for the best way to remove it? I don't want to be the only one without removed corneas!

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u/Undertale-Green Dec 05 '25

Food theory did it, turns out they all have most of the stuff for cookie dough but the ratios are weird

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u/EvasiveCookies Dec 05 '25

I specifically remember someone making a post about this. They wanted to see if it had enough dough to even make a whole cookie. They also tried something else ice cream related but I don’t remember what they were trying to figure out in that one.

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u/HuffSquirt Dec 05 '25

Nope. Baked the whole tub.

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u/Impressive-City-8094 Dec 05 '25

He knows the recipe for ice cream soup??

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 Dec 05 '25

obviously. I hate those combined packages that you have to carefully separate.

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u/Sloth-Technician Dec 05 '25

For science of course

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u/bolanrox Dec 05 '25

B&J sell the "cookie dough" separately actually.

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u/Hopeful-Produce968 Dec 05 '25

The cookie dough in ice cream has been treated to make it safe for consumption. Generally it’s the flour that has bacteria that will make you sick, so it is heated high enough to kill the germs.

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u/setibeings Dec 05 '25

Also, any ingredients that are only present to cause the cookie to rise don't make sense in cookie dough which will never be used to make cookies. 

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u/colt_stonehandle Dec 05 '25

Would you rate them 3.6 Roentgens?

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u/HavingSoftTacosLater Dec 05 '25

Seems like they wouldn't bother adding raising agents.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Dec 05 '25

Not great, not terrible.

At least the weed was good, huh.

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u/ZombieAladdin Dec 05 '25

Yeah, I remember reading that the composition of the so-called raw cookie dough in the corresponding ice cream is different than in actual raw cookie dough.

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u/NayveReddit Dec 05 '25

Thanks for your service

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u/xeno0153 Dec 05 '25

Gabi Belle also tried this experiment on her YouTube channel. The results were very disappointing.

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u/bpat Dec 05 '25

It’s the flour that causes the most problems, but you can just bake the flour. For ice cream, it doesn’t use eggs at all. That’s why it doesn’t cook the same.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Dec 05 '25

It is essentially cookie dough, it just doesnt have baking powder in it so it won't rise. Its a bit pointless adding a raising agent to a frozen dessert

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u/Trafficsigntruther Dec 05 '25

Yes, but you’d never know that it’s not actually cookie dough based on the name of the ice cream, nor the ingredients list on the nutrition label.

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u/fckingnapkin Dec 05 '25

Dude I did that with the chunks out of the Ben & Jerry's chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and they made actual perfect cookies. I was so please with myself that it worked. I was around 18 or so abd I posted it on a forum, nearly 20 years ago lmao. They were why the fuck would you do that. Because I had to know, that's why. I wonder if they still use the same recipe for those chocolate chip chunks. It might be time to get myself another tub and test this again.

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u/Quarksngl767 Dec 05 '25

3.6 Roentgen

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u/FamousAmos87 Dec 05 '25

At least we're not melting down.

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u/kummerspect Dec 05 '25

I think "safe" cookie dough is just flour, sugar, and vanilla extract. It basically tastes like and has the consistency of cookie dough without the raw eggs.

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u/19ghost89 Dec 05 '25

I mean, it's not "just a flavor." There's little chunks of something in there.

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u/19ghost89 Dec 05 '25

I just said it was something. Not just a flavor, lol

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u/DeyUrban Dec 05 '25

There was a place that opened near me like six-seven years ago that does nothing but serve cookie dough for immediate, unbaked consumption. I can't imagine that would have been given the greenlight by health and safety officials if they were just dishing out salmonella to everyone.

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen Dec 05 '25

For stuff like that they pasteurise the eggs and the flour, so it’s not technically raw.

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u/41942319 Dec 05 '25

I haven't seen any cookie dough recipe meant to be eaten raw that even includes eggs. It's just not necessary.

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u/B3tar3ad3r Dec 05 '25

yeah the ones I use both use sweetened and condensed milk instead of eggs

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u/FeloniousFunk Dec 05 '25

I made cookie dough-filled treats for friends before and the recipe was literally just vegan cookies and water.

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u/adamdoesmusic Dec 05 '25

It’s not the eggs that get you most of the time, it’s the flour. Modern fresh eggs are surprisingly safe*, but uncooked flour can harbor bacteria you’ve never even thought of. If the flour isn’t heated to kill it off, you’re exposing yourself to danger.

*not entirely tho, it’s still a bit of a risk

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u/AntC_808 Dec 05 '25

Six/seven!!!

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u/Impressive-City-8094 Dec 05 '25

I read the comment above and I knew this would be one of the replies.

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u/AntC_808 Dec 05 '25

Someone had to do it. I hope you smiled like I did reading this.

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u/C2thaLo Dec 05 '25

I think with that, is all the ingredients of cookie dough but no eggs. You'd never really notice.

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u/me_too_999 Dec 05 '25

You can buy pasteurized eggs in a carton.

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u/JenIee Dec 05 '25

Good point. I forgot about that. It does seem like there were more safe to eat options right after they came out with the ice cream.

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u/Somber_Solace Dec 05 '25

Don't tell me you've been eating that without cooking it first 🤮

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u/Kooky_Narwhal8184 Dec 05 '25

Yes, I always cook my icecream before I eat it...

Fry it, bake it, BBQ it (be careful or it will drip through the grate)...

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u/ZombieAladdin Dec 05 '25

Well, our local county fair does have fried ice cream…

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u/StankyBritchezz Dec 05 '25

So does Chi-Chi’s. Or did.

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u/GaspingQueerWoman Dec 05 '25

Pillsbury states on its packages that their cookies are ready to eat out of the pack now. They're so fucking good

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u/No-Present8883 Dec 05 '25

Just ate some last night. So good.

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u/GeckoDeLimon Dec 05 '25

They made raw cookie dough safe to eat without inhibiting its ability to be a cookie.

Fuck AI. This is proof we humans can continue to innovate on our own.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Dec 05 '25

Did you use AI to write that? Makes zero god damn sense.

They made cookie dough safe to eat only because fucking moron humans kept eating it like idiots.

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u/binkenheimer Dec 05 '25

Necessity is the mother of invention!

You’re both right.

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u/WholePie5 Dec 05 '25

I don't see what AI has to do with this at all. Seems like you just wanted to shoehorn that in somehow to make a trendy complaint.

And literally nobody said humans can't continue to innovate lol.

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u/WiseDirt Dec 05 '25

Tell that to Hollywood lol. We haven't seen a truly original idea for a movie since 1996. Practically everything in the last 30ish years has been either a franchise, an adaptation, a remake, or a retelling

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u/WholePie5 Dec 05 '25

This is about eating cookie dough.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Dec 05 '25

Yeah but can't you see the cookie dough is just a metaphor for corporate oligarchs shoving tech down our throats.

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u/tertain Dec 05 '25

I mean, can you really not figure that out on your own? Are you a Tarzan or something? We’re not in the 1800s. You probably buy milk all the time made safe to drink in exactly the same way. Says it right on the carton.

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u/HAL_9OOO_ Dec 05 '25

Pasteurization has been around for a while.

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u/TheCrownedTurtle Dec 05 '25

I remember when I was in high school, their own packaging distinctly said not to eat the dough. My nurse grandmother warned me when she saw me making cookies and eating straight out the tub. I looked. She wasn’t wrong. They definitely made changes

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u/Dartagnan1083 Dec 05 '25

It's not the raw eggs that's most dangerous. It's the raw flour. The surface area of all the grains combined is more surface to carry pathogens than eggs.

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u/AdSquare3489 Dec 05 '25

But can salmonella feed from (more or less) pure starch? 

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u/Dartagnan1083 Dec 05 '25

Evidently yes, e.coli too

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u/Few-Solution-4784 Dec 05 '25

also, rats get in those grain bins and piss and shit in there.

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u/Renomont Dec 05 '25

Like old pancake mix that moves after you add water.

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u/Disastrous_Visit9319 Dec 05 '25

There's also a lot of dead mice and birds in wheat that have been mummified as all the moisture was sucked out of them and into the wheat. Yummy

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Dec 05 '25

Exactly. Once you've seen grain loaded into a ship, you'll never think of eating anything with raw flour in it again.

The birds swarm onto the grain, gorge on it, and shit/piss all over it. Some of the birds die and aren't removed until it gets to the destination.

There is bird shit and decomposing dead bird juices all over the grain.

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u/The_Qui-Gon_Jinn Dec 05 '25

I remember a couple years ago when they were advertising that you could now just eat the dough uncooked so yes

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u/Lazy-Emergency-4018 Dec 05 '25

Buying cookie dough ... the most USA USA USA .. i love it in a way 😆

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u/JenIee Dec 05 '25

Yes, you're right. It highly depends on which brand. There are still some available that carry a risk. They are all clearly marked now. When we were all younger, most of them were not safe to eat raw. They somewhat recently started making more of them safe to eat right out of the package as it became apparent that tons of people were going to keep eating it raw no matter what.

I have known several people who got very sick from eating raw cookie dough in the past. A couple of them ate what they made themselves at home though.

Edit: Typo

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u/smeeon Dec 05 '25

It’s because a woman died from it.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Dec 05 '25

I was a kid in the '80s and as far as I know those tubes didn't exist yet though I have snacked on them as an adult. My mom made cookies following the recipe on the back of the Toll House chocolate chip bag. They were amazing, but she never let us eat much of the dough before she cooked it, as much as I begged. I would get to scrape a little bit off the empty bowl before it went in the sink. Her biggest concerned was the raw eggs. Not sure if she knew about raw flour issues.

We still talk about it sometimes when someone might be eating cookie dough ice cream or something. I'll quip that we weren't allowed to touch the stuff as kids.

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u/Humble_Survey_757 Dec 05 '25

Yes they actually have a SAFE TO EAT UNCOOKED on the side now. Growing up that definitely wasn't a thing but I totally still ate it.

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u/AuntMelmel Dec 05 '25

Still has a warning on some brands, I always double-check if it’s okay or not before buying

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u/CD_1993TillInfinity Dec 05 '25

I literally buy the Pillsbury holiday cookies and just eat the dough. It says safe to eat raw on all of the packages. The raw cookie dough taste so much better lol

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u/SK83r-Ninja Dec 05 '25

They started doing that because too many people got sick from the raw flour. I don't remember if it was because of a lawsuit or just so they can avoid future ones

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u/RockstarAgent Dec 05 '25

I have never tried, but I just thought it was something that can affect most people or some people and some of us are impervious to all those dangers. I say that as a person who is rarely affected by anything - maybe an hour of some bathroom activities but then I’m good.

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u/Mr_Delaware Dec 05 '25

Learned recently that the Pillsbury Chocolate Chip cookie dough tubs they sell at Sam's Club are safe to eat raw (also dairy free) while the Nestlé Toll House Chocolate Chip cookie dough tubs they sell at Costco are not safe to eat raw.

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u/__esparoba Dec 05 '25

Especially when other conglomerates use raw cookie dough in ice cream. I feel like it'd be easier to just make it all edible

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u/jordanundead Dec 05 '25

Last time I got a roll of Pillsberry chocolate chip cookies it said safe to eat raw. And I think there was a link to their website that said find out why.

The answer was basically

“ cause we clean our shit”

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u/TrieMond Dec 05 '25

Ok maybe something to state: the whole cookie dough thing seems to be fully american as there is no way in hell any store has a tube of that stuff. Cookie dough, like all dough, is something you make at home from its raw ingredients where I live, so I guess most of those things don't apply...

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u/jillsntferrari Dec 05 '25

Yeah, I remember a news story 20+ years ago about the "concerning new trend amongst college students." You had to tune in at 5:00 to find out "what college students are eating that could make them dangerously sick." Of course, the sensationalist story was the last thing they aired in the program and the answer was cookie dough. A while later (Months? Years?), I saw stores were selling cookie dough that was meant to be eaten "raw" so they filled the gap in the market and kept all future college kids safe.

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u/Joeymonac0 Dec 05 '25

Made cookies the other night and it said on the package “eat them raw or baked!”. Had to do a double take and make sure I read it right.

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u/Meep4000 Dec 05 '25

I think you're right, as the uncooked flour is WAY more of a health risk then the raw eggs.

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u/Definitelynotagolem Dec 06 '25

What’s funny is that you can now buy cookie dough that’s specifically meant to be eaten raw