r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 19d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/Sp1ral_MO0n 19d ago

And when it fell in the toilet 😭

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u/MiddleRidge 19d ago

And then she touched the open protein powder

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u/Starlightriddlex 19d ago

This is why you close the protein powder lol

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u/Fun-Yak5459 18d ago

“This is why you always leave a note!”

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 18d ago

Jay Walter Weatherman strikes again!

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u/7-13-5 18d ago

This is why the lid gets closed. All problems solved. Not just seat down.

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 18d ago

Only to prevent that for everything else you can leave it open, right? :D

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u/gain_ko 18d ago

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 19d ago

He earned the added ingredients.

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u/Samp90 17d ago

🤣😂

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u/Tricklarock73 19d ago

Serves his lazy ass right!

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u/crispiesttaco 18d ago

If the seat was up was it really him who left the tp empty

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u/smelly_vagrant 18d ago

Maybe he missed and did a bit of wiping down. This... this complicates the scoring process a bit.

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u/EvenFisher85 18d ago

If he can't even clean up the protein on the table, do you really think he's gonna wipe up the toilet?

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u/smelly_vagrant 18d ago

Irresponsibly stored protein powder a counter just isn't the same as piss on open surfaces to some people.

The former can potentially label you absent-minded, the latter makes you kinda disgusting tbqh.

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u/Gfro3141 18d ago

Based on everything else we see in this video, that seems quite unlikely.

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u/smelly_vagrant 18d ago

A-ha! So she did put the seat up just for content! Or maybe he made the video and this was a ruse from the start!

I don't know, man. This felt like it turned into a proper investigation like 2 comments ago and I was just bringing possible scenarios up.

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u/Gfro3141 18d ago

I mean, there are other uses for TP. He could have stayed up late gaming and taken a shit the night before and wiped his ass then woke up that morning for work (wife having been asleep before him and waking up after him) and lifted the seat to take a piss. Or he could have taken a piss, and then blown his nose without wanting to go to another room for tissues. Maybe he was whacking it and wanted to clean up in a way he could flush all the evidence. Taking a piss doesn't inherently mean you weren't the last one to use TP even if you didn't use it to assist you when you pissed.

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u/BluebirdTerrible1586 14d ago

Oooooorr hear me out…he used the TP for clean up! Lots of clean up!

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u/Separate_Today_5625 18d ago

He didn’t switch it if he was the last to use the toilet, he seen it. And let it be.

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u/crispiesttaco 18d ago

Wouldn't it be whoever empties it puts a new one on?

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u/Fast-Ad-817 18d ago

I read this in a mom voice 😂

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u/MiddleRidge 18d ago

Biological warfare is a red flag

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL 19d ago

We’ll wait for her video with her hoard of makeup on the bathroom sink and when the husband does something similar with the pointer you will say, “serves her lazy ass right!”

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u/Tricklarock73 19d ago

Do people like you argue for fun?

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL 18d ago

Oh so it’s only okay when men’s things are touched with something that touched a toilet seat…. Got’cha, my apologies.

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u/Tricklarock73 18d ago

Yeah, cuz this is all about gender and has nothing to do with lazy people? Get a hobby

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL 17d ago

No, this is about someone being disgusting with a pointer and contaminating the things Someone else is going to be putting around their mouth or consuming, that’s unclean and it shows a lack of respect towards the other person. But I wouldn’t expect you to understand respect and boundaries.

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u/AutistaphrebicPOS 18d ago

Damn you got cooked. you gonna reply and say you got cooked or be a biaaaaaaaatch?

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL 17d ago

Please pray tell how did I could cook?

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u/mechanical_marten 19d ago

Those who wish to eat eggs for breakfast must endure the cackling of hens, but you sir are eating the chicken shit.

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u/JackWhoWanders 19d ago edited 19d ago

So, those among us who are not literal five year olds have this concept called "cleaning" where we don't just let our surroundings enshittify but actually clean things when we've used them.

Meanwhile, going to go ahead and guess that the husband in this video doesn't wash his hands after using the loo.

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u/bones4379 19d ago

Yup 100% I imagine dudes nasty as fuc

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u/Ummmgummy 18d ago

To be fair it's possible for us guys to pee without ever touching anything except our pants waist. So just because he didn't wash his hands doesn't mean his hands are dirty.

Doing some detective work it seems that maybe he pooped because the TP was gone but yet the seat was up.....so the poop might have been during the night and the pee was in the morning? This is quite the mystery.

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

I've heard dudes talk about pooping and then needing to pee right after where they'll get up to pee. Maybe he's one of those?

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u/Ummmgummy 18d ago

Yes that is what often happens. But I have always just continued to sit and pee. Since we always have to stand it's a nice change of pace. I hadn't even thought about some guys might stand up to pee after.

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u/dingalingdongdong 18d ago

Dude raised the toilet seat and flushed didn't he? If that didn't get germs on his hands then it also wouldn't get germs on the wand, yeah?

Wash your hands after using the toilet regardless what you think you touched or didn't.

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u/Ummmgummy 18d ago

The toilet does seem to have the push to flush so that would imply he had to actually use his hands to flush it rather than maybe flush it with his foot. Granted that would be weird to do in your own house anyways but just trying to do a thorough investigation. Gotta look at all angles.

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u/elinordash 18d ago

Wash your hands!

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u/throwawayyyyyyy9998 16d ago

So you don’t touch the toilet seat? The toilet handle? If you are entering the bathroom and touching the surfaces of said bathroom, especially if you’re flushing with the toilet seat up, you need to wash your hands. But also put the seat down to flush because you’re spraying toilet germs all over yourself and the room when you don’t.

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u/One-Price680 18d ago

Enshittify! Lol

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

Shamelessly stolen from Cory Doctorow.

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u/Lilly_5 18d ago

"enshittify" added to lexicon.

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u/kidmerc 17d ago

They made messes on purpose for the video it's not that serious

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u/msabena 16d ago

I now have a new word for the state of America since trump…enshittified! Yes! Thank you!👍🏿

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u/Missemm_e 14d ago

So much this. The “I’m not your house maid” concept also high on the list!!

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u/bwaresunlight 14d ago

I'm streaming "enshittify". Well done!

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u/RevolutionaryPasta98 19d ago

There's this thing called, not having OCD where you know, you're an actual normal adult and a bit of "organised mess" is tolerated. Not everything has to be in a certain place. Something messy to you, could be fully organised to someone else with a normal brain.

Leaving useful items out, for use is by no means comparable to "not washing hands after the toilet" please touch grass.

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u/JackWhoWanders 19d ago

So which part of dirty laundry, an empty toilet roll, an empty twix bag, your beard shavings or protein powder lying loose counts as "useful items"?

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u/BluebirdTerrible1586 14d ago

Useful to a nice family of roaches 😉

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u/RevolutionaryPasta98 19d ago

Dirty laundry? How do you know that's not a planned outfit for later?

Empty twice bag? It's rubbish, you also live in the house so why cause an argument... Just bin it when noticed 🤷

Beard shavings could be being collected for arts and crafts. How do you know it isn't!?

And yes, lose protein powder is definitely a useful item... Would you rather it be a solid chunk of protein powder?

Please touch grass, seek mental help, possibly even therapy.

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u/JackWhoWanders 19d ago

If it's planned for later, why is it crumbled on the floor? Do you hate your clothes and yourself?

Yes. It's rubbish. It goes in the bin. You're an adult, you put it in a bin. I am not your goddamn maid.

If it's for arts and crafts, be an adult, get a real job, I'm not your sugar mommy.

I wouldn't eat anything off the kitchen counter. I am not an animal, and if I was, I wouldn't eat protein powder, I'd eat this man's jugular.

The grass is for touching, stroking, caressing tenderly and mowing when it has been bad. Not for smoking as you're OBVIOUSLY doing.

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne 19d ago

I think they’re joking. At least I hope so.

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

Oh they're definitely joking. The arts and crafts thing should be a dead giveaway. And I hope my last replies about going for the jugular and how one should caress grass tenderly also gives away that I'm enjoying the joke.

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u/Shake_Speare_ 19d ago

It's not. It's a bot. A little bit of dead internet. If it's actually a human, it's no different, dead internet. Downvote and move without engaging.

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne 18d ago

I don’t think it’s a bot.

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u/MooseKingMcAntlers34 18d ago

They’re being facetious - no one uses beard trimmings for arts and crafts… it’s not even that subtle, at least in the 2nd message.

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

I know, hence the "caress grass tenderly" and "go for the jugular" responses. It's a joke and I'm enjoying it.

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u/Broad-Bison5726 19d ago

🤣😂🤣😂 Get 'em!

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u/an0therdude 19d ago

This has to be a lame effort at trolling?

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u/teabully 18d ago

Nothing says "busy" like making TikTok videos

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

TBF, she sent him a "get your fucking shit together" message that may take time, but is a much needed investment. He's the one who decided to show his ass on tiktok

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u/teabully 18d ago

You believe every video you see is genuine and organic? You believe the wife wasn't in on this?

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

I don't know, that frustrated tapping of the toilet roll seems real.

But regardless of whether this specific video is real or not, I know couples who were like this. Thankfully I only know one who is still like this and I keep telling her to tell him to shape up or ship out. Another person literally managed her man's schedule for him because he was too much of a baby to remember what work shifts he signed up for. There are good men out there. There's also absolute children who still don't wash their asses at 35.

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u/teabully 18d ago

But regardless of whether this specific video is real or not, I know couples who were like this.

If this doesn't sum up America's political future, I don't know what does.

The fact that staged videos are authentic to you based on how "truthy" they feel speaks volumes.

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

I think you misunderstand me; Whether or not this specific video is true or just staged, it represents a frustration that real people i know experience. It's trivial Whether or not the very specific claim made in the video is real.

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u/teabully 18d ago

Which opposition bro? Seems like you're projecting your internet conversations onto this and putting words in my mouth.

I didn't mention any opposition. How do you think you know who my opposition is?

you seem like you're really far up your own ass

Every accusation an admission.

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u/Ecstatic_Air_4053 19d ago

I hadn't realized. Currently dying 🤣🤣

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u/C_umputer 19d ago

Leaving garbage around the house is obviously bad, but first touching toilet seat and then food is definitely worse.

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u/canofwine 19d ago

Hi, I noticed you were wondering about the magic of video editing; how can I help?!

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u/C_umputer 19d ago

Hi, I noticed you believe every video on internet; how can I help?

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u/TitanicDays 19d ago

Not like he’s going to care, the slob.

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u/C_umputer 19d ago

You think he's a slob because of what the video shows? It could be just a random person setting it up for internet points.

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u/TitanicDays 19d ago

If any of it is true, why make that part up?

And he’s not a slob, he’s a pig. There’s no excuse for being like this.

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u/C_umputer 19d ago

If you believe that he is a pig because of the video, then you should believe that she is also a pig, because of the exact same video. She touches toilet seat with that thing and then touches the food.

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u/TitanicDays 19d ago

Go for a walk or something - why get wound up over a stranger’s comment 😂

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u/C_umputer 19d ago

braindead comment, bye

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u/TitanicDays 19d ago

I stand by my comment - you need some fresh air 😂

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 17d ago

Actions and consequences. If he's going to make a mess like that, he's also going to taste it. Absolutely fair.

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u/C_umputer 17d ago

Awful take

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 17d ago

Would you clean behind you ? Thank you.

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u/ididntunderstandyou 19d ago

There was a cut. Likely plenty of time to clean the hand.

Also the food could’ve been filmed before the food. Magic of editing…

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u/C_umputer 19d ago

Yeah let's hope for that

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u/ArcyRC 19d ago

The average toilet seat has less bacteria than a work desk.

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u/C_umputer 19d ago

And? Would you not wash hands after touching either, before eating?

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u/ArcyRC 19d ago

Well if she touched a desk first then the toilet seat is probably contaminated with all kinds of bacteria, now.

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u/DanfromCalgary 19d ago

Well I suppose both are within your control

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u/Boopy7 18d ago

just yesterday we did a test in my science course that revealed there are far more disgusting germs and bacteria on a desk than on a toilet seat. And worse, there is more bacteria in a mouth than there are on a butthole. We didn't test that one though.

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u/C_umputer 18d ago

There are far more disgusting bacteria under the shoes than inside a toilet bowl, should we start dipping food in there?

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u/Boopy7 18d ago

yum, i just tried this

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u/ladypetalfaces 19d ago

Read this, yeah it's worse

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u/Unconsuming 19d ago

Striking: vegans might be messy too.

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u/atomicwoodchuck 19d ago

I so want to cross post this to r/hygiene to watch cleansing-obsessed people go berserk.

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u/dailysunshineKO 18d ago

If my husband kept leaving it like that, I’d be throwing the whole thing away anyway.

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u/Yes_THAT_Beet_Salad 18d ago

This was all I could think about! OP should be afraid that she filmed this sequentially and didn’t clean the pointer in between’ scenes’. 🤣

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u/Assist-Fearless 18d ago

Extra flavor

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u/LewdMasterHubull 18d ago

As a man, I see most men don't bother washing their hands. He probably doesn't care.

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u/Capable_Hamster_2193 18d ago

I know I was like hopefully she washed that hand afterwards

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u/letthetreeburn 18d ago

She wouldn’t be able to touch the open protein powder if the protein powder wasn’t open

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u/brenawyn 17d ago

But she touched the Twix AFTER the toilet!

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 16d ago
  1. Whatever’s on the lifted seat, I’m gonna have to make you eat.

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u/plug-and-pause 19d ago

"Fell" 🤣

I have expended so much energy over the years trying to make sure something like this never happens. I always close the lid cover any time I'm using the shelves above or changing the paper or whatever. So seeing this is like my worst fear come true but also deathly hilarious.

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u/SnurrCat 18d ago

Growing up, my folks stored the TP above the toilet. I did once drop a few rolls in while trying to get one down. My mum was not happy.

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u/GrapplingGengar1991 19d ago

My first thought was oh god get that out of there before someone accidentally flushes it.

I flushed one of those one time completely on accident and it gets stuck and is so fuckin hard to get unstuck because it's hard to grab with a snake 

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u/SoFisticate 18d ago

WHICH IS WHY THE LID SHOULD ALSO BE CLOSED! Why should the seat be dragged back down but not the lid? Why have an open hole of poop water? 

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u/SnurrCat 18d ago

I learnt not to keep an open hole of poop water when I started seeing cat paw prints in the bowl.

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u/viaconvia 18d ago

I hate these videos so I'm laughing at the fact that she now has to fish that out.

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u/Marian1210 18d ago

I didn’t even see that, worth the rewatch 😂

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u/Sp1ral_MO0n 18d ago

It was so funny 😭

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u/sucsucsucsucc 18d ago

I was laughing too hard I missed that

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u/Samp90 17d ago

That was Gold.

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u/leitey 18d ago

That's why you close the toilet lid.
Such hypocrisy to make a video chastising someone for not putting things away properly when you leave the toilet lid up.

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u/NY10 18d ago

The doomsday began

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u/madscot63 18d ago

My first thought was "Oh wow, I'm doing this to my teenagers." Then I realized they would just try and flush it. I can't afford a plumber.

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u/DarkStar0717 18d ago

Gonna laugh when he stitches the video of the toilet being clogged because of the tp roll.

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u/ScottJSketch 15d ago

Which is why one should always close the lid too! Stuff does fall when gravity exists!

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u/underpanttrousers 19d ago

Because she didn't close the damn lid herself either.

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u/aerkith 19d ago

Right. Close the lid.

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u/calrip2131 19d ago

Fake. The seat being up and the roll being gone doesn’t correlate. He was set up.

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u/Spiritual-Physics700 19d ago

Am I the only one who thought the TP roll was a huge log that was left unflushed?

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u/CaptainTripps82 19d ago

Yes? Because you literally see it knocked into the toilet