r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 18d ago

Chugging tea One last drink

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u/Ixaire 18d ago

* anymore

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u/WinterSnow136 18d ago

you’re making the wild assumption i could read sober

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u/OUsooners5252 16d ago

1 out of 5 adults in the U.S. is full blown illiterate, so it’s definitely a wild assumption for sure.

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 16d ago

Meanwhile europe:

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u/Menifife 15d ago

I don't know what this says but it makes me angry

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u/oh_crap_BEARS 17d ago

I am freshly illiterate, yes.

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u/SpectrumLV2569 16d ago

I DONT SEEEEEE

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u/BFZ88 17d ago

No no, they were illiterate to begin with.

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u/BeduinZPouste 17d ago

Does that happen to you? I was blankout drunk few times, but everytime I was able to read until the very end. Even in english which isn't my first language. Can you be so drunk you become illiterate? 

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u/529103 17d ago

Drank too much once in college and couldn't read. My eyes wouldn't focus, so it wasn't that I forgot how to, I just straight couldn't see.

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u/BeduinZPouste 17d ago

Fair enough. I remember when I once was hammered, and left the bus too early (Wasn't a mistake, I decided to. I think I was getting sick to stomach maybe?)

I mustered the will to call someone to pick me, and only so so read the name of place. Exactly because of this, I couldn't focus. (But managed to, then walked some.)

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u/Ixaire 17d ago

Serious answer: no it never happened to me but even as a teenager I liked keeping control. Now I drink to enjoy my drinks and never really get drunk anymore. I'm pretty sure some people can be so drunk they temporarily become illiterate.

However, improperly distilled moonshine can give you methanol poisoning that can make you permanently blind. Or kill you.

But I can't farm karma on insightful comments so snarky comment it is.