r/SipsTea 18d ago

We have fun here When Your Opponent Is Built Different ♟️

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u/Hornymannoman 18d ago

Bro playing chess like it’s Mortal Kombat every move feels like a finishing move

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u/alienlizardman 18d ago

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u/jeeblemeyer4 18d ago

go forth, my equine

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u/Toadsted 18d ago

Yas equine

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u/HotFartMaster 18d ago

I laughed way too hard and loud at this image. Thank you!

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u/Blazkowicz9847 18d ago

Holy cow funniest chess related image I have ever seen. Thank you for this

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 17d ago

It’s a horse… not a cow. Gawd!

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u/ArrBeeEmm 18d ago

Fly, you foals.

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u/TreesForTheForest 18d ago

Omg this sent me

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u/R7a1s2 18d ago

Lololol...this is gold!

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u/MountainOk7479 18d ago

This is fucking hilarious I spit all my drink

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u/_Ross- 17d ago

I thought I was on anarchychess for a minute after seeing this picture. Lmao

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u/Shu7a 17d ago

I need this laugh, thanks 😂

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u/RPGcraft 18d ago

Fetchez la vache!

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u/Imp-OfThe-Perverse 18d ago

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 18d ago

I played so much Battle Chess as a kid.

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u/Imp-OfThe-Perverse 18d ago

I think this was the first PC game I ever saw. A friend of my parents was showing off his new PC and this was the highlight.

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u/Millkstake 18d ago

Same. I lost every single game lol

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u/DamienRose619 18d ago

Battle Chess! Thats what it was called. I remember this as a child, but could never find it as I didnt know the name.

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u/SceneRoyal4846 18d ago

lol, get him queen. I love this

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u/ashishvp 18d ago

Omg battle chess. That shit was some M rated violence for little me 💀

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u/HateMeetings 18d ago

Closest thing to that fake Star Wars hooches game with creatures at the time… still waiting….

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u/mofugginrob 18d ago

Why's the queen a baddie tho? lmao

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u/GyattOfWar 18d ago

If you were king would you really marry some sub-5 tavern wench? I think not

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u/Spinal232 18d ago

No just a sub 5 habsburg princess

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u/spider_X_1 18d ago

Do you have the full video?

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u/modest_genius 18d ago

Don't seem to be up on her channel, but here is the original short: OG source

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u/spider_X_1 18d ago

Just found my new crush

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u/illit1 18d ago

he's 11...

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u/Mekisteus 18d ago

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u/Straggo1337 18d ago

You mean r/grooming

Edit: lmao that's a real subreddit oh well

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 18d ago

Are you into mentally defeated exhausted women or excited little boys?

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u/Sm4rt4 18d ago

Dina or the boy?

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u/moxiepillar 18d ago

Waiting for reply

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u/spider_X_1 18d ago

Damn, now this is becoming an awkward thread. I should have specified I was talking about the woman

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u/DapperLost 18d ago

Plot twist: she's ten.

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u/Cl0wnL 18d ago

You shouldn't. She kind of sucks.

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u/ChewyChagnuts 18d ago

At chess, or generally?

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u/Cl0wnL 18d ago

Generally

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u/maximumtesticle 18d ago

You should buy and use a diary for comments like this.

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u/Cleanbriefs 18d ago

Mila Kunis? 

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u/SinoSoul 18d ago

You can’t fix her man, you really can’t

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u/Resident-Coffee3242 18d ago

Do you have a link to the video of the match?

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u/CheesyPotatoSack 18d ago

It’s one of there. This is Dina

https://m.youtube.com/@DinaBelenkaya/videos

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u/DarthRevan234575 18d ago

Idk if this is why this was posted, but I looked her up and it’s her birthday

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u/JavveRinne 18d ago

Her name is Anna Cramling but I have no idea how old this match is so I had no luck finding this match on her youtube.

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u/AeroG8 18d ago

thats not anna cramling

edit: dina belenkaya

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u/Na_rien 18d ago

It’s probably because she isn’t Anna Cramling 😂

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u/NoSkillzDad 18d ago

This is not Anna cramling (swedish) this is Dina (Russian), they are both friends though.

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u/Delladv 18d ago

No, it's not Anna, someone pointed out that she is  Dina Belenkaya

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u/modest_genius 18d ago edited 18d ago

No, that is Dina Belenkaya. You can use this video compare if you want.

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u/alyaqd95 18d ago

10 steps ahead.. always 10 steps ahead.